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Sarah Hargrave:
[to Richard and Lilli] Someday soon after the ship comes, you'll find yourself seated at a well-appointed table in San Francisco, and you'll be expected to show proper table manners.

– Return to the Blue Lagoon  Movie Quote

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Sarah Hargrave:
This is my special place. It's quiet here, and I can see the house. Hollow out this ground about so deep, and line it with thatch and moss. And fill it in, and smooth it over with earth. I'll write out a prayer for you to say. We'll carve out a marker, and it will say, "Here lies Sarah Hargrave. Wife of William. Mother of Lillian." And I know I'm not your real mother, Richard, but I'd like to have it said "Mother of Richard."

– Return to the Blue Lagoon  Movie Quote

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Police Commissioner:
The Chief thinks that you should give the eulogy.

Chief Inspector Dreyfus:
The what?

Police Commissioner:
The tribute!

Chief Inspector Dreyfus:
Me?

Police Commissioner:
You knew him intimately.

Chief Insp. Dreyfus:
I hated him intimately!

Police Commissioner:
But you're the expert who's going to track down his murderers!

Chief Insp. Dreyfus:
I'm the expert who would dearly love to–– to kiss his murderers, don't you understand?!

Police Commissioner:
Now, the PR people loved the angle.

Chief Insp. Dreyfus:
Sacrilege! I won't do it.

Police Commissioner:
Politics!

Chief Insp. Dreyfus:
No. I'm a good Catholic.

Police Commissioner:
So's the Chief's wife.

Chief Insp. Dreyfus:
I don't care! [Hesitates] What's she got to do with it?

Police Commissioner:
She wrote the speech.

– Revenge of the Pink Panther  Movie Quote

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Chief Insp. Dreyfus:
Ladies and gentlemen… honored guests… dear friends… we are gathered here to say… good-bye… to a… a great man. [suppresses a laugh; feigns tears]. Not only was he a model police officer… a brilliant detective… [coughs] admired and respected… by his fellow officers… and all those who were fortunate enough;–– enough;–– enough to know him… [suppresses a laugh; feigns tears]… he was, above all else… a modest man! [suppresses a laugh; feigns tears]. His kind, will not pass this way again… and our loss… is surely… Heaven's gain! [breaks down in tears of laughter].

– Revenge of the Pink Panther  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Chief Insp. Dreyfus:
Doctor, please, you must help me. Is Clouseau real, or am I going mad again?

Dr. Paul Laprone:
What do you think?

Chief Insp. Dreyfus:
What do I think? What can I think? If that nincompoop is really alive and the things I heard are true, he'll probably be decorated again for rounding up the biggest drug ring in France, and I'll be a-a laughingstock.

Dr. Paul Laprone:
That sounds reasonable. What are you going to do?

Chief Insp. Dreyfus:
What choice do I have? I either commit myself and come back to be locked up in here...Or... I go to Hong Kong.

– Revenge of the Pink Panther  Movie Quote

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Simone Le Gree:
Now why do you suppose he wanted to have me killed?

Clouseau:
Elementary. He wanted you dead.

– Revenge of the Pink Panther  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Chief Insp. Dreyfus:
Clouseau?

Clouseau:
Yes?

Chief Insp. Dreyfus:
Are you wounded?

Clouseau:
No. Fortunately I was saved by the darkness.

Chief Insp. Dreyfus:
So what we need is more light.

– Revenge of the Pink Panther  Movie Quote

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Clouseau:
But these aren't normal times. Cato. Someone just tried to kill me.

Cato:
That's normal.

Clouseau:
Ah, but this time, he thinks he had succeeded.

– Revenge of the Pink Panther  Movie Quote

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Clouseau:
Who were those two men have tried to kill you last night?

Simone Legree:
Killers.

– Revenge of the Pink Panther  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Sgt. François Chevalier:
Why don't you get out of those wet clothes? You could catch pneumonia.

Clouseau:
Yes, I know that. I know that. I will do as soon as I get home, provided that idiot Cato does not attack me first.

Sgt. François Chevalier:
Why don't you just tell him not to?

Clouseau:
Believe me, it's not that easy. I have given him instructions to attack me wherever and whenever possible, and it has now become a matter of pride with him to try to outsmart me. I guarantee that at this very minute, his fiendish little yellow brain is plotting some new ambush.

– Revenge of the Pink Panther  Movie Quote

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Clouseau:
You keep talking about this Douvier.

Simone Legree:
Mm-hmm.

Clouseau:
But Philippe, who is... who is-who is Philippe?

Simone Legree:
Philippe Douvier.

Clouseau:
His son?

Simone Legree:
Whose son?

Clouseau:
Douvier.

Simone Legree:
He has no son.

Clouseau:
His brother, then?

Simone Legree:
His brother's name is Fred.

Clouseau:
Then it has to be his father.

Simone Legree:
His father's dead.

Clouseau:
Ah! Now we're getting somewhere. Then who killed him?

Simone Legree:
No one. He died of natural causes.

Clouseau:
Then who is this Philippe?

– Revenge of the Pink Panther  Movie Quote

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Philippe Douvier:
The Great Inspector Clouseau will not be bothering us anymore.

– Revenge of the Pink Panther  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Sunny Von BüLow:
[narrating] I never woke from this coma, and I never will. I am what doctors call "persistent vegetative" -- a vegetable. According to medical experts, I could stay like this for a very long time -- brain dead, body better than ever.

– Reversal of Fortune  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Sunny Von BüLow:
[narrating] Claus von Bülow was given a second trial, and acquitted on both counts. This is all you can know, all you can be told. When you get where I am, you will know the rest.

– Reversal of Fortune  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

John Connor:
Never underestimate your opponent. Never take what he offers you.

– Rising Sun  Movie Quote

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John Connor:
The Japanese have a saying, "Fix the problem, not the blame." Find out what's fucked up and fix it. Nobody gets blamed. We're always after who fucked up. Their way is better.

– Rising Sun  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Web Smith:
[after pushing on wall to find a hidden room] The executive fuck chamber.

– Rising Sun  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Phillips:
Must be nice to fuck a lawyer, instead of always being fucked by one.

– Rising Sun  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Joel:
Some of the girls are wearing my mother's clothing.

Lana:
What's wrong with that?

Joel:
I just don't want to spend the rest of my life in analysis.

– Risky Business  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Joel's Father:
Haven't I been telling you. Every once in awhile you just got to say, "what the heck" and take some chances.

Joel:
You are so right.

– Risky Business  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Joel Goodson:
[voiceover] The dream is always the same. Instead of going home, I go to the neighbors'. I ring, but nobody answers. The door is open, so I go inside. I'm looking around for the people, but nobody seems to be there. And then I hear the shower running, so I go upstairs to see what's what. Then I see her; this... girl, this incredible girl. I mean, what she's doing there I don't know, because she doesn't live there... but it's a dream, so I go with it. "Who's there?" she says. "Joel," I say. "What are you doing here?" "I don't know what I'm doing here; what are you doing here?" "I'm taking a shower," she says. Then I give her: "You want me to go?" "No," she says; "I want you to wash my back." So now, I'm gettin' enthusiastic about this dream. So I go to her, but she's hard to find through all the steam and stuff; I keep losing her. Finally I get to the door... and I... find myself in a room full of kids taking their college boards. I'm over three hours late; I've got two minutes to take the whole test. I've... just made a terrible mistake. I'll never get to college. My life is ruined.

– Risky Business  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Joel Goodson:
[about Lana] It was great the way her mind worked: No guilt, no doubts, no fear. None of my specialties. Just this shameless pursuit of immediate material gratification. What a capitalist! She told me I could make more money in one night than I'd make all year. Enough to pay for my father's car. She told me she'd be my girlfriend. She told me a lot of things. I believed them all. So, she introduced me to her friends. I introduced her to my friends.

– Risky Business  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Lana:
I'm really trying to be friends with you. But I'd appreciate it if you'd stop laying these little judgments on me while you're leaning on your daddy's $40,000 car.

– Risky Business  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Guido:
Joel, you look like a smart kid. I'm going to tell you something I'm sure you'll understand. You're having fun now, right? Right, Joel? The time of your life. In a sluggish economy, never ever fuck with another man's livelihood. Now, if you're smart, and I hope you are, you're not gonna make me come back here.

– Risky Business  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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