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Mary Fisher:
Someone get this deranged woman out of here!

She-Devil  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Mary Fisher:
[writing] He held her body as he had for a millennium with an ease neither of them had ever, ever known. He reached for her [pauses trying to think of an appropriate word] ...nub. [she backspaces "nub" and tries again] Love... button!

She-Devil  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Olivia Honey:
Men go crazy when I tell them my name. It's Olivia Honey. They think it's so cute. But it is, isn't it?

She-Devil  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Judge Brown:
It is true that the defendant has no criminal record and is a well-respected member of the community. But the fact remains that, the defendant stole large sums of money from his clients. In doing so, Mr. Patchett has not only broken a sacred trust, he has shaken the public's faith in accountants everywhere.

She-Devil  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Bob's mother:
Is it that time of the month?

She-Devil  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Mrs. Trumper:
Nurse Hooper may be short, but she's very devoted.

She-Devil  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Ute:
Fuzzy has just shit all over the carpet!

She-Devil  Movie Quote

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Garcia:
I may be the butler, but I'm not the maid!

She-Devil  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Mrs. Trumper:
AHHHHGH! Hooper! Vesta! This is long-term leakage!

She-Devil  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Ute:
I took this job because I only had to cook and clean for one person and one dog. Then I get the mother, the lover, his kids, their dog! Ms. Fisher, up with this bullshit I will not put! I quit!

She-Devil  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Charlie Anderson:
What d'you do with dead soldiers?

Shenandoah  Movie Quote

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Charlie Anderson:
[after Boy Anderson is abducted by Union soldiers]  Now it concerns us.

Shenandoah  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Charlie Anderson:
You run a sad kind of train, mister.  It takes people away when they don't want to go, and won't bring them back when they're ready.

Shenandoah  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Charlie Anderson:
I'm not going to kill you.  I want you to live.  I want you to live to be an old man, and I want you to have many, many, many children, and I want you to feel about your children then the way I feel about mine now.  And someday, when a man comes along and kills one of 'em, I want you to remember!  Okay?  I want you to remember.

Shenandoah  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Charlie Anderson:
There's nothing much I can tell you about this war.  It's like all wars, I suppose.  The undertakers are winning it.  Oh, the politicians will talk a lot about the "glory" of it, and the old men'll talk about the "need" of it—the soldiers, they just want to go home.

Shenandoah  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Number 5:
No disassemble!

Short Circuit  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Number 5:
Squash, dead. Disassemble, dead. Disassemble...! [panics] DEAD!!

Short Circuit  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Number 5:
Frankie, ya broke the unwritten law. Ya ratted on your friends. You do that, Frankie, your enemies don't respect ya. You got no friends no more. You got nobody, Frankie. [normal voice] Pretty good, huh?

Short Circuit  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Number 5:
Jerk of the world, turkey, idiot, pain in the ass!

Short Circuit  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Stephanie Speck:
[sees Number 5 in her truck at night] Oh, my God! I knew they'd pick me. I just knew it!

Short Circuit  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Newton Crosby:
[tells a joke to Number 5] There's a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. They're out playing golf, and they're trying to decide how much to give to charity. So the priest says, "We'll draw a circle on the ground, we'll throw the money way up in the air, and whatever lands inside the circle, we give to charity." The minster says no. "We'll draw a circle on the ground, throw the money way up in the air, and whatever lands outside of the circle, that's what we'll give to charity." The rabbi says "No, no, no. We'll throw the money way up in the air, and whatever God wants, he keeps!"

Short Circuit  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Ben Jabituya:
Eat my dust, Newton Crosby. Let us break wind! [retreats]

Short Circuit  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dreyfus:
He was shooting crows?

Françios:
He was disguised as hunter to watch over the Ballon house.

Dreyfus:
Give me ten men like Clouseau, and I could destroy the world. Where is he now?

Françios:
I don't know. After I got his release, he received a phone call. He ran from his office yelling he had found the clue that would crack the case.

Dreyfus:
This case is already so full of cracks one more won't make any difference. [breaks a cigar he was having with his fingers. He takes another and uses the cigar cutter] Françios.

Françios:
Yes, commissioner?

Dreyfus:
I just cut off my thumb.

A Shot in the Dark  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
[after getting his hand caught in a spinning globe] Look at that. I have Africa all over my hand.

A Shot in the Dark  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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