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Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Well, Cato, I'm back on the case. Ah-ha! [hits him] Now to set the trap, catch the killer and prove to the world that Maria Gambrelli is innocent... of murder. We must accelerate out training program. You must learn to attack me whenever and wherever I least expect it. And you, you must give no quarter. – A Shot in the Dark Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Prison is bad enough, without, uncomfortable furniture. – A Shot in the Dark Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Donkey: [after just being snuck up on by Puss In Boots, who steps on his hoof] Owww! You little hairy little licking sack of... [tear lands onto card] Fairy Godmother: ["Voice Message" Bubble forms after landing] Is it on?, Is it on? [clears throat] What? Is it on? Is it on? This is Fairy Godmother. I'm either away from my desk or with a client, but if you come by the office, we'll be glad to give you a personal appointment. Have a Happy Ever After! [bubble pops] – Shrek 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Shrek: Quick, tell a lie! Pinocchio: What should I say? Donkey: Say something crazy, like, "I'm wearing ladies underwear!" Pinocchio: I'm wearing ladies underwear. [silence] Shrek: Are you? Pinocchio: I most certainly am not! [nose extends] Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are! Pinocchio: I am not! [nose extends] Puss: What kind? Gingy: It's a thong! – Shrek 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
[Graham and Merrill hear screams and run into the cornfield, where they find Bo standing alone quietly] Graham: Bo, where's Morgan? Bo? Bo: Are you in my dream, too? Graham: This is not a dream. [Graham finds Morgan] Graham: Morgan, are you hurt? Morgan: I think God did it. Graham: Did what? (Morgan turns his father's head to see their two dogs running around wildly in the center of an enormous crop circle) – Signs Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
[Sitting next to their dog Houdini, Bo samples a glass of water] Bo: It's contaminated. Morgan: You don't even know what that word means. (Morgan tastes it) It's not contaminated. It's just tap water, pour it in his bowl. Bo: It tastes funny. Morgan: It does not. Besides, he licks his butt every day. I don't think he'll mind. – Signs Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
[Caroline and Graham examine the crop circle] Caroline: Now, what kind of a machine can bend a stalk of corn without breaking it? Graham: It can't be by hand, it's too perfect. Caroline: Doesn't sound much like Lionel Prichard and the Wolfington brothers. They can't take a piss without wettin' the front of their pants. – Signs Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Caroline: Some animals around the county have been acting funny. Some of them violent. Graham: Is it a virus? Caroline: I don't think so, Father. They were more edgy, more alert. It's almost as if they smell a predator around. Peeing on themselves and everything. [Graham stands and slowly walks away, lost in thought] Graham: Caroline. Please stop calling me Father. Caroline: What's wrong? Graham: I don't hear my children. – Signs Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
[At night, Graham wakes to find little Bo staring at him] Graham: What's the matter? Bo: There's a monster outside my room. Can I have a glass of water? Graham: What's wrong with the water next to your bed? Bo: It tastes old. – Signs Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
[Officer Paski talks to the Hess family about the intruder from last night] Caroline: So how are you, Merrill? Merrill: Fine. Caroline: How's work at the gas station? Merrill: [sarcastically] Stimulating. Caroline: I never got a chance to tell you, but I thought your moving in here with your brother after... was a nice thing to do. Merrill: Well, I don't think I'm helping much. [Caroline looks at Morgan, then back at Merrill] Caroline: You are. – Signs Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
[Graham finds the kids reading the extraterrestrial book, wearing makeshift aluminum-foil helmets] Morgan: So the aliens can't read our minds. Graham: Oh! Of course. – Signs Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
[Morgan looks through his telescope at the cloudy sky. Bo stands beside him] Bo: You don't think something bad will happen. Do you, Morgan? Morgan: Why? You have one of your feelings again? [She nods.] Morgan: Is it bad? [She nods again.] Morgan: I won't let anything bad happen to you. [Bo hugs her brother's arm.] Bo: I don't want you to die. Morgan: Who said I was gonna die? – Signs Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
[The family retreat to the basement] Morgan: We forgot our foil helmets. Graham: Have we got anything to wedge against the doorknob? Morgan: They'll read our minds. Graham: You're scaring your sister. Bo: I'm already scared. – Signs Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
[Deleted scene: Merrill stands on a chair, struggling to hold the attic door shut from underneath as an alien tries to enter] Merrill: This is a very temporary solution. [Graham unsuccessfully looks for something to put in Merrill's place] Graham: How temporary? Merrill: [straining] Twenty-two seconds! – Signs Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
[Graham flashes back to the night of Colleen's death] Caroline: Ray's truck swerved off the road, hit Colleen and then a tree, and she was pinned between the two. Graham: What does that mean, pinned? Caroline: The truck... the truck has severed most of her lower half. Graham: What did you say? Caroline: She won't be saved. Her body is pinned in such a way... that it's alive when it shouldn't be alive. The truck is holding her together. Now she doesn't feel much, and she's talking almost like normal. And we didn't pull the truck out, because we wanted you to come down here and be with her as long as she's awake. And that won't be very long. Father, do you understand what I've told you? Graham: Caroline. Is this the last time I'm going to speak with my wife? Caroline: Yes it is. – Signs Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Graham: I know you're making a point here. I just don't know what it is. – Signs Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Merrill: [Deleted scene: Merrill stands on a chair, struggling to hold the attic door shut from underneath as an alien tries to enter] This is a very temporary solution! – Signs Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Older Jane: [narrating] This is Tarker's Mills, where I grew up. And this is how it looked that Spring, a town where people cared about each other as much as they cared about themselves. – Silver Bullet Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Older Jane: [narrating] I was nearly 15 years old, and my brother, Marty, was 11. Marty was the cross I had to bear. He wasn't so bad, actually. He was just constantly thrown in my face by my parents. – Silver Bullet Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Older Jane: [narrating] The last full moon of that Spring came a little more than a month before school let out for Summer vacation. Our town's long nightmare began that night. – Silver Bullet Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Grover: [driving away in a stolen car] Take it easy, killer. Stay loose. Hilly: What's he doing? George: He's crazy. Hilly: Crazy? He's got the right idea. Let's get out of here and go to a park. George: A park? Hilly: Yeah, I wanna lie back on the grass and have you teach me some more about gardening. [they kiss] – Silver Streak Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
George Caldwell: [running gag whenever he's ejected from the train in any manner] Son of a bitch! – Silver Streak Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Grover Muldoon: [to George] That's bad, man! You're lookin' good! Now here, take this radio. When you step out of here, step out like King Shit. You bad! Put that radio to your ear. That's gonna help cover your face. Just move with the rhythm of the music. Move your body with the rhythm of the music. That's all you gotta remember, okay? Let me see you try it. Step to the music. Step to the music. Yeah. Step to the music. Stop. How come you whiteys got such a tight ass, man? How are you gonna walk outta here with a tan face and that white walk? Just get into the music. Come on, George. Loosen up. Listen to the beat. Let your feet move. Now, do it! Can't you feel it? The tempo's right here. Right in there. That's all you gotta do. Yeah, now try it! Don't you feel it? Yeah. Needs work, George. Needs a lot of work. You know that? Will you practice? Man, you gotta practice, but let it be loose! Listen to the music. Follow the beat. Hear? – Silver Streak Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Simon Birch: [At Rebecca's tombstone.] Into paradise...may the angels...lead you. – Simon Birch Movie Quote	added 2 years ago

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