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Byron Orlok:
[watching the audience seeing his movie] Strange not getting any reaction, isn't it?

– Targets  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Byron Orlok:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I'd like to leave you with a little story to think about as you drive home... through the darkness... Once upon a time, many many years ago, a rich merchant in Baghdad sent his servant to the marketplace to buy provisions. And after a while the servant came back, white-faced and trembling, and said, Master, when I was in the marketplace, I was jostled by a woman in the crowd and I turned to look, and I saw that it was Death that had jostled me. And she looked at me and made a threatening gesture. Oh, Master, please lend me your horse, that I may ride away from this city and escape my fate. I will ride to Samarra and Death will not find me there. So the merchant loaned him the horse and the servant mounted it, dug his spurs into its flank, and as fast as the horse could gallop he rode towards Samarra. Then the merchant went to the marketplace and he saw Death standing in the crowd and he said to her, Why did you make a threatening gesture to my servant when you saw him this morning? And Death said, I made no threatening gesture. That was, that was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him here in Baghdad, for I have an appointment with him tonight in Samarra.

– Targets  Movie Quote

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Kerchak:
What happened?!

Young Tarzan:
It was my fault, Kerchak.

Kala:
Tarzan?

Young Tarzan:
We were playing and... well... I'm sorry, Kerchak.

Kerchak:
You almost killed someone!

Young Tarzan:
But it was an accident...

Kala:
He's only a child.

Kerchak:
This is no excuse, Kala. You can't keep defending him.

Kala:
He'll learn from it.

Kerchak:
He can't learn. He can't learn to be one of us.

Kala:
Because you never give him a chance!

Kerchak:
Give him a chance?! Kala, look at him! He will never be one of us!

Kala:
Kerchak, please! [to Tarzan, who escapes from her and Kerchak] Tarzan, come back here!

– Tarzan  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Kerchak:
[to Tarzan, Kala, Terk, Tantor, Mungo, Flynt, and all of the other gorillas] Gather round, everyone. We will avoid the strangers. Do not let them see you, and do not seek them out.

Tarzan:
They mean us no harm, Kerchak.

Kerchak:
Tarzan, I don't know that.

Tarzan:
But, I do. I've spent time with them.

Kerchak:
You may be willing to risk our safety, but I'm not.

Tarzan:
[angry] Why are you being threatened by anyone different from you?!

Kerchak:
Protect this family and stay away from them.

Kaka:
[to Tarzan] Tarzan, for once, listen to Kerchak!

Tarzan:
Why didn't you tell me there are creatures, who look like me?!

– Tarzan  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Tarzan:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Tantor:
That sounded like Tarzan. It sounded like... like... like he was in trouble.

Terk:
Yeah?! Well, why doesn't he get his new friends to help him?! I don't care!

Tantor:
That's it! [grabs Terk's chest with his trunk before she walks off]

Terk:
GAWK!

Tantor:
I’VE HAD IT WITH YOU, AND YOUR EMOTIONAL CONSTIPATION! TARZAN NEEDS US, AND WE'RE GONNA HELP HIM! YOU GOT THAT?!

Terk:
Uh-huh!

Tantor:
Now, pipe down, and hang on tight! We've got a boat to catch.

– Tarzan  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Jesse:
(sniffs Belle's clothes) Wait a minute. Who you wearin' perfume for?

Belle:
What? Oh, no, no, no, no. No, I cut through Macy's. I got tagged.

Jesse:
Uh-huh.

Belle:
Why, you like it? Is it me?

Jesse:
Look, lemme tell you something, baby. There's only one thing I like on you.

Belle:
What's that?

Jesse:
And that's me.

(they kiss)

– Taxi  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Man:
(hits cab window, jumps in back)

Belle:
Hey! What the hell is your problem? (wipes off window)

Man:
Cabbie, I need to be at the J.F.K. in fifteen minutes. 100 bucks says I make it.

Belle:
Whoo! Done. You jumped in the right cab today.

(pushes buttons, levers which converts cab in to a more high-powered cab)

Belle:
I don't usually stop for white guys. It's my way of balancing the universe.

Man:
(stares at watch irritated) That's fourteen minutes.

Belle:
(puts car in gear) Buckle up for safety, motherf-

(cab speeds off)

– Taxi  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

(after hearing about a robbery on the walkie-talkie)

Andy:
(to a car) Freeze! Official police business! I'm gonna need-

(the car tries to halt but instead swerves into a parked car. Another car, following close behind, hits it. Soon there is a major car pile up.)

Andy:
(seeing the wreckage, takes off)

– Taxi  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Andy:
(holding badge) Hey! See this? This is a badge, okay? That means you're not allowed to SCREAM AT ME!

Belle:
(grabs badge) Aah!

– Taxi  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Lieutenant Martha Robbins:
Washburn, you took a cab to a robbery? You thought that was okay?

Andy:
W-well, yeah.

– Taxi  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Lieutenant Martha Robbins:
You drove your wheels through a bodega, and you killed Detective Manuel's parrot.

Andy:
Detective Manuel knew what he was risking when he took the parrot on the stakeout.

Lieutenant Martha Robbins:
(scoffs) I don't believe you.

Andy:
So ridiculous. Of all pets, I mean. Its the one that talks.

– Taxi  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Andy:
(with fake Cuban accent) You guys are ever in Havana, you give me a call, okay? We'll have some tequila, cerveza. You know? Okay? Mi casa es su casa.

Man:
(suspiciously) What part?

Andy:
Uh, you ask me where I'm from?

Man:
Yeah. What part?

Andy:
What part am I from? (stalling) Uh, what part of Havana?

Man:
Yeah.

Andy:
You know, on the, uh, I live around the corner of uh, uh...Castro Street.

Man:
(looks at Andy then at his cohorts) Show's over, pig!

(Shootout begins, Andy and partner flee)

Andy:
(to partner, while running down stairs) How can there not be a Castro Street in Cuba? That's insane!

– Taxi  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Belle:
(to Lieutenant Martha Robbins and FBI Agent Mullins) Ballistic test?! On what? We already know who shot my cab. (referring to Andy) It was that stupid idiot right there with that dumb look on his face.

Andy:
That's not fair. Agent Mullins wasn't even on the scene.

– Taxi  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Belle:
Come on. Everybody's got a few tickets.

Agent Mullins:
Not 75. And not on a bicycle, Miss Williams.

– Taxi  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Andy:
All I have to go on is the M.O., modus operandi. That's police jargon for-

Belle:
(cutting off) I know what it means. And it's not police jargon, it's Latin.

Andy:
Right. Whatever. It's both.

– Taxi  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Belle:
Hey, why are we not doing this at the station?

Andy:
Sometimes a good cop's got to bend the rules so that laws don't get broken. You know what I'm sayin'? I'm not afraid to live outside the law.

Belle:
(scoffs) You're living outside of your mind. That's where you live.

– Taxi  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

(Two of the bank robbers are arguing in Portuguese)

Andy:
What are they sayin'?

Belle:
The redhead is sayin' she doesn't want to kill a cop. So, if we just play it cool then they'll leave us here tied up.

Andy:
Okay. Okay. I'll play it cool. Play it cool. (winks)

Belle:
Okay. Hey...what was that wink for?

Andy:
Shh. Hey, trust me.

Belle:
No, no, no, no, no, man. What was that about?

Andy:
Shh. Trust me. Trust me.

Belle:
Trust you?

Andy:
Yeah.

Belle:
Trust you? Hell no. Uh-uh. No way. (to bank robbers) Hey! Excuse me! Excuse me! Don't mean to interrupt. He's gonna do something. He just winked at me.

Andy:
Hey, what's wrong with you?

Belle:
What's wrong with me?

Andy:
Yeah!

Belle:
Uh, I got a problem getting SHOT! (to red-headed bank robber) Did you frisk him?

Red-headed Bank Robber:
(cocks gun and point it at Andy) Si.

Bell:
Well frisk his ace again! He got at least one more gun on him. Cavity-search him!

Andy:
I do not! (to robbers) I swear!

Belle:
He's got a gun and he's gonna use it! He's crazy.

Andy:
Whose side are you on?

Belle:
MINE!

– Taxi  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Andy's Mom:
(to Andy) Where's my Daewoo. Andy, did you do something to my car?

Andy:
(sees Belle mocking him behind his mother) Don't!

Belle:
(mouthing) You busted.

Andy's Mom:
Andy. (grabs Andy's face and lifts it to hers) Look at me, my darling. You didn't drive it through another bodega, did you?

Belle:
That was you?! It was you! You was on the cover of the Post. You killed that parrot.

Andy:
(embarrassed) Mom, what did I tell you about talkin' official police business, all right?!

– Taxi  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Belle:
Stop playing! You live next door to your mom?

Andy:
It makes her feel safe.

Belle:
She's must not've seen you in action.

– Taxi  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Belle:
What kind of grown-ass man live ten feet away from his mom?

Andy:
I wouldn't talk so much Isabelle Precious Williams.

Belle:
Who told you about my name?

Andy:
It's in your record. Precious. (mocking) My Precious.

Belle:
Go ahead. Say it again. Say it again, and see what happens. I dare you. (Andy doesn't say anything else. Belle turns over and falls asleep)

Andy:
(quietly) Precious.

– Taxi  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Belle:
(voice distorted from laughing gas) Man, you stupid!

– Taxi  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Belle:
What you gonna do with the girl, but love her...and pay her!

– Taxi  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Belle:
Uh, I got a problem gettin' shot!

– Taxi  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Belle:
(to Andy) This is your unmarked car? A Daewoo? Man, I know people. I can't be seen in this thing. Open the door. I don't wanna get Daewoo on my hands.

– Taxi  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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