Leonardo:
[To Raphael upon seeing that Raph has brought an unconscious April O'Neil back to their sewer den] Are you crazy?
Raph:
[sarcastically] Yeah, Leo, I'm crazy, okay?! A loony, okay?!
Donatello:
Why?
Raph:
[still sarcastically] "Why"?! Why, oh, I don't know, because I wanted to redecorate! You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do you think?! [Leo grunts]
Splinter:
[walks into the common area to discover the cause of all the commotion] Raphael, what are you doing?!
Raph:
[mumbles nervously; trying to stay out of trouble] She got jumped in the subway, I had to bring her here.
Donatello:
It's the news lady.
Michelangelo:
[hopefully] Can we keep her?
Splinter:
[reluctantly; to the Turtles] Bring water, cold washcloth, pillow.