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Tommy Callahan: What my associate is trying to say is that, uh, our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even going to believe it. Like, um, let's say you're driving along the road with your family. And you're driving along la li la. And then, all of the sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes. Err! Whoa, that was close. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the 'other guy's' brake pads. You're driving along. You're driving along and all of the sudden the kids are yelling from the backseat, 'I got to go to the bathroom, daddy!', 'Not now, damn it!', truck tire, eeeee, 'I can't stop!'. Help! There's a cliff! Aah! And your family's screaming 'Oh my god, we're burning alive!' 'No! I can't feel my legs!'. In comes the meat wagon. And the medic gets out and says, 'Oh, my god.'. New guy's in the corner puking his guts out. All because... you want to save a couple of extra pennies. To me, it doesn't... – Tommy Boy Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Tommy Callahan: [During the pretend "bee" attack] Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees everywhere! God, they're huge and they're sting crazy! They're ripping my flesh off! Run away, your firearms are useless against them! – Tommy Boy Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Tommy Callahan: Not here, or here so much... but right 'here'. – Tommy Boy Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Tommy Callahan: [Sitting on a park bench with Richard] Boy this is the worst. My so called "family" deserts me. Michelle's mad at me. I've lost the factory, the town's going under and I'm out of a job. [Bench collapses under him] ...Could've done without that. – Tommy Boy Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Tommy Callahan: R.T. I lost my virginity to your daughter for crying out loud..........Rob, you were there. – Tommy Boy Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Richard Hayden: It's the next town, tons-of-fun. It's got to be there. Okay, where's Moron? [points to Tommy] Okay, Moron's here, so McKeesport... – Tommy Boy Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Richard Hayden: Okay, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy. He'll be taking you through my little spiel here. Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking, and he's never been laid. Exits, okay, there's one back here, and there's uh, probably one over by the wing somewhere, usually. And what about seatbelts? To fasten, take the little end stick it in the big end and... hey, know what? If you guys don't know how to use a seat belt, just ring your call button, and Tommy will come back there and hit you over the head with a tack hammer because you are a retard. Okay, and life preservers, these... we may need. Although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake? My money says if anything, it's gonna be a mountain. – Tommy Boy Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Richard Hayden: He's a big, dumb animal, isn't he folks? – Tommy Boy Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Richard Hayden: Ugh, why do you always have to de-turd these things? Look at this one, caught him after Thanksgiving feast, I think I'm gonna need a pooperscooper. – Tommy Boy Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Richard Hayden: Ugh, I just barfed on an anthill. Cool. Ugh, I think they're pissed. – Tommy Boy Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Richard Hayden: Yikes. – Tommy Boy Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Quit playing with your dinghy. – Tommy Boy Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Kids: – Tommy Boy Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Hey you ain’t moving! – Tommy Boy Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
No you need to drop a couple hundred pounds Blimp! – Tommy Boy Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Hey Gilligan, did you eat the skipper?! – Tommy Boy Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Hey lady, there's a fat whale on your boat! ya, free willy – Tommy Boy Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Your sail is limp, like your dick! – Tommy Boy Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Cow Farmer: Hey! Get off my property! – Tommy Boy Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
James Bond: [after ejecting an assassin in the back seat of the jet he is flying into another jet, resulting in the other jet's destruction, along with all aboard] Backseat driver. – Tomorrow Never Dies Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
James Bond: [knocking a Carver henchman to his demise in a newspaper printing machine] They'll print anything these days. – Tomorrow Never Dies Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Jeff Slater: Mike, I really appreciate you're doing this, but... it is just for the money, isn't it? It's not just so you can wear these little outfits? – Tootsie Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Sandy Lester: There is nothing you can do for me. I just have to feel like this until I don't feel like this anymore and you're gonna have to know that you're the one that made me feel this way. – Tootsie Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
George Fields: [to Dorothy/Michael] I begged you to get therapy. – Tootsie Movie Quote	added 2 years ago

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