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[At the beginning of the movie, Rex just lost a Buzz Lightyear vs. Emperor Zurg game, right when nearly winning] Rex: No, no, no, no. Buzz: Oh, you almost had him. Rex: I'm never gonna defeat Zurg! Buzz: Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am. Rex: But look at my little arms! I can't press the fire button and jump at the same time! [gestures those buttons] – Toy Story 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Andy's Mom: Andy, honey, come on! Five minutes and we're leaving. Andy: Five minutes? Hmm... [cut to a setup Andy has made for a quick playtime] Andy: [as Bo Peep] Help, help, somebody help me! [as Woody] Let her go, evil Doctor Pork Chop! [as Hamm] Never! You must choose, Sheriff Woody. How shall she die? Shark? Or death by monkeys? [Andy picks up some of the "monkeys-in-a-barrel", imitating monkey; as Hamm] Choose! [as Woody] I choose Buzz Lightyear! [Andy grabs RC's remote, puts Buzz on top and speeds him towards Hamm; as Hamm] What? That's not a choice! [RC flies through the air and knocks Hamm off the Bucket O' Soldiers; as Buzz] To infinity and beyond! [Hamm falls off and coins clatter on the floor as Woody] I'll save you, Miss Peep! [as Bo Peep] My hero! [he has her kiss him as Woody] Thanks, Buzz! [as Buzz] No problem, buddy! [he links their arms] You should never tangle with the unstoppable duo of Woody and Buzz Lightyear! [Andy pulls too hard and Buzz's arm makes Woody's tear slightly at the shoulder] Oh, no! Andy's Mom: Andy? Let's go! Molly's already in her car seat! Andy: But Mom, Woody's arm ripped! Andy's Mom: Oh no! Well maybe we can fix him on the way. Andy: Nah, just leave him. Andy's Mom: I'm sorry, honey, but you know, toys don't last forever. – Toy Story 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
[In Woody's dream, Andy came home from the cowboy camp. Woody then yells at the other toys that Andy's back. The toys ran back to their places. Andy ran up to his bedroom, riding on his stick with a horse head on. He then sees Woody] Andy: Hey, Woody! Did you miss me? [takes Woody and plays with him] Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup, ridin' cowboy! [notices Woody's broken arm; depressed] Ohh, I forgot, you're broken. I don't wanna play with you anymore. [In slow motion, Andy drops Woody on the cards. Woody fell through the cards and into the trash can. Woody then got scared in the trash can and the arms and hands reaches out to grab him. Woody then wails for Andy] Woody: No, Andy, no, no, Andy, no! [now choking] Andy. Andy. [the silhouette of Andy came and looks at Woody] Andy: [echo] Byyyyyyyyyyyyyye, Woodyyyyyyyyy. Woody: No, no! ANDY! [Andy closes lid and Woody's nightmare ends. Woody wakes up, screaming, and sees his broken arm tangled around his neck] – Toy Story 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Woody: [after having met the rest of the Roundup gang in Al's apartment] Okay, I'm officially freaked out now. Prospector: [as the Roundup gang walk over to Woody] Oh, we've waited countless years for this day! It's good to see you Woody. Woody: Listen, I don't know what... hey! How do you know my name? Jessie: Everyone knows your name, Woody. [Woody pauses for a moment] Prospector: Why you don't know who you are, do you! Bullseye? [Bullseye turns up the lights, revealing an entire set of Woody's Roundup brands with Woody on them. Woody glances at them in amazement] – Toy Story 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Slinky: Pardon me, gentlemen, but have either of you seen a cowboy doll with a bad arm? Blue Bomber: [politely] Why, no. I haven't. Red Rocker: [yelling] Hey! He was talkin' to me! Blue Bomber: No! He was talkin' to me! Red Rocker: Why, you! I'll...! [they both fight until the red robot's head pops up] – Toy Story 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Buzz #2: [Rex having pushed the other toys down due to slipping, causes Buzz #2's weight to give in] What was I thinking? My anti-gravity servos [presses the button on his utility belt, lighting it up, unaware that he's just a toy] Buzz #2: Hang tight everyone, I'm going to let go of the wall. [the other toys all look up at him shocked] Slinky: Huh? Rex: What? Mr. Potato Head: He wouldn't! Buzz #2: One! Hamm: He would. Buzz #2: Two! Other toys: Don't do it, Buzz! Buzz #2: Three! [he lets go of the wall and they all land on the elevator, which is coming up the shaft] Buzz #2: To infinity and beyond! Approaching destination. Reengaging gravity. [turns off belt; gets off the elevator into the vent] Area secure. [the other toys moaning] Buzz #2: It's okay, troops, the anti-gravity sickness will wear off momentarily. Now, let's move! Mr. Potato Head: Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back. – Toy Story 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
[Al has just packed up the Roundup toys, including Woody, into his suitcase to go to Japan] Buzz: Quick, to the elevator! [All run down the vent to the elevator. Al has just pressed the button to send the elevator up] Buzz: Hurry, I can hear it coming. [the toys all come to a halt as the elevator arrives up the shaft. An Emperor Zurg toy that Buzz accidentally set loose from Al's Toy Barn has arrived standing on top] Zurg: So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear, for the last time. Other toys: [shocked] It's Zurg! [Zurg draws out his blaster, which is really a nerf ball gun] Rex: Watch out. He's got an ion blaster. – Toy Story 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
[the toys are now in a pet carrier, placed onto the conveyor belt at the airport] Alien #1: The Mystic Portal. Ooh! Buzz: Once we go through, we just need to find that case. [they pass through into an area with multiple conveyor belts and multiple suitcases, Mr. Potato Head gasps, as his extra pair of shoes and angry eyes fall out of his compartment; the toys then slide down at a fast rate, and tumble out of the pet carrier they've been in onto the conveyor belt below] Slinky: [spotting a green suitcase in the distance in front of them] There's the case. Hamm: [spotting another green suitcase on the conveyor belt below them] No, there's the case. Buzz: You guys take that one, we'll take this one. [Buzz and Slinky go after the suitcase spotted in the distance, whilst Hamm, Rex, Mr. Potato Head, and the Aliens go after the suitcase underneath them] – Toy Story 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Buzz Lightyear: Woody once risked his life to save me. I couldn't call myself his friend if I weren't willing to do the same. So, who's with me? – Toy Story 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Mr. Potato Head: Woody's been shelved! – Toy Story 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Mr. Potato Head: Prepare to meet [shouts; he accidentally sticks his extra pair of shoes on his face and runs into a wall] Mr. Angry Eyes! Argh, argh! – Toy Story 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Billy Ray Valentine: [while acting blind and legless] Hey, baby, what's happening? How are ya doing? Once you have a man with no legs, you never go back, baby. I know what you're thinkin'. You seen "Porgy and Bess"? [the woman begins to walk away] We can make it, baby! Me and you!... You BITCH! – Trading Places Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Billy Ray Valentine: [after demonstrating some fake karate moves while in jail] That's called the "quart of blood" technique. You do that, a quart of blood will drop out of a person's body. – Trading Places Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Billy Ray Valentine: [watching cops subduing an unruly suspect] May I suggest using your night stick officer? – Trading Places Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Billy Ray Valentine: [introducing himself] Billy Ray Valentine, Capricorn. – Trading Places Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Louis Winthorpe Iii: [to Penelope, as he is leaving jail] Those men wanted to have sex with me! – Trading Places Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Ophelia: [noticing Louis watch her undress] By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch. – Trading Places Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Corrupt Cop: [Takes some PCP out of a baggie and tastes it] That's PCP! Phenycyclidine. Angel dust! You ever seen what this stuff does to kids? You're looking at 3 to 5 mandatory... Louis! – Trading Places Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Bunny: And she stepped on the ball. – Trading Places Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Harvey: Monkey? MONKEY! I'm a gorilla, you clown! – Trading Places Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Beeks: Hey. Back off! I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain. – Trading Places Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Caroline Wakefield: Hi, I'm Caroline, and I'm not sure if I'm an alcoholic. I mean, I don't really like to drink. For someone my age it's a lot easier to get drugs than it is to get alcohol. I guess I'm angry. I mean, I think I'm really angry about a lot of stuff. I'm just not sure what. – Traffic Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Helena Ayala: This may be your last chance to do this. Now get out of the car and shoot him in the head! Just shoot him! – Traffic Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
General Salazar: When he loves me like a father, he will never tell anyone he was here. He will freely give us the name of his superiors. Then, when we get to them, they too will give us the names of their superiors. And eventually somebody will get us to Juan Obregón, and when that happens, the Tijuana Cartel will fall. – Traffic Movie Quote	added 2 years ago

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