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Ron Carlisle: [after Dorothy reveals she is a man] I knew there was a reason she didn't like me! – Tootsie Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Hillary Flammond: For as long as a single man is forced to cower under the iron fist of oppression, as long as a child cries out in the night, or an actor can be elected president, we must continue the struggle. – Top Secret! Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Hillary Flammond: [hugging her friends before getting on plane] Good-bye Chocolate Mousse, I'll never forget you. Good-bye Du Quois, take care of yourself. Good-bye Deja Vu, I'll always remember you. [to Nick] And I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow. – Top Secret! Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
General Streck: [on the phone] What is the condition of Sergeant Kruger? [pause] Very well, let me know if there is any change in his condition. [Hangs up] He's dead. – Top Secret! Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Deja Vu: Don't take it so hard Nick, life is filled with it's little miseries, each of us in his own way must learn to deal with adversity in a mature and adult fashion. [Sneezes into hands, screams and jumps out a window] – Top Secret! Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Professor Michael Armstrong: It takes a scientist to pick a scientist's brain. – Torn Curtain Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Professor Michael Armstrong: I was able to combine mathematical logic with romantic inconsistency. – Torn Curtain Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Professor Michael Armstrong: I've often wondered if you professionals know what you're looking for when you go in and steal secret papers. – Torn Curtain Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Professor Michael Armstrong: We will produce a defensive weapon that will make all offensive nuclear weapons obsolete, and thereby abolish the terror of nuclear warfare. – Torn Curtain Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Sarah Sherman: Against all the evidence, Michael, I'd say you had a very unscientific mind. – Torn Curtain Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Farmer: [describing Armstrong's contact] You'll recognize him. He has red hair which is not his own, and his name is Hugo. But don't give him that money until after you've landed. – Torn Curtain Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
[Quaid watches himself on a video] Hauser: Howdy, stranger! This is Hauser. If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself and you don't have a wet towel around your head. Now, whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise. You are not you, you're me. Quaid: [to himself] No shit. Hauser: All my life, I worked for Mars Intelligence, I did Cohaagen's dirty work. But then I met someone, a woman. She taught me a few things, like I was playing for the wrong team. All I can do now is make up for it. You see... [Points to his head] ...there's enough shit in here to fuck Cohaagen good. But if you're hearing this, it means is that he's got to me first. Now, here comes the hard part, old buddy. Now it is all up to you. Quaid: [displeased] Great... Hauser: Now, let's start by getting that bug out of your head. [shows the nose device] Take this out of the case, and stick it up your nose. Don't worry, it's self-guiding. Just shove real hard. [Quaid takes a deep breath, and sticks the device up his nose] Hauser: When you hear a crunch, you're there. Now, pull it out. Be careful! That's my head, too. [Quaid screams in pain while Hauser grins, then Quaid pulls out the bug] Hauser: This is the plan. Get your ass to Mars, and go to the Hilton Hotel and flash the fake Brubaker I.D. at the front desk, that's all there is to it. Just do as I tell you. You can nail that son of a bitch that fucked you and me. I'm counting on you, old buddy. Don't let me down! – Total Recall Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Cohaagen: [Quaid is strapped into a memory machine and it is about to turn him back into Hauser] Relax, Quaid. You'll like being Hauser. Quaid: The guy's a fucking asshole! Cohaagen: Not true! He's one of my best friends. Besides, he's got a big house and a Mercedes and... you like Melina, right? Well, you get to fuck her every night. That's right, she's going to be Hauser's babe. Melina: [also strapped into a memory machine] I'll bust his balls! Cohaagen: Uh-uh, Princess. We're having you fixed. You're gonna be respectful, compliant, and appreciative... the way a woman should be. [she spits in his face] Quaid: Come on, Cohaagen! You got what you want. Give those people air! Cohaagen: My friend, in five minutes, you won't give a shit about the people. Fire it up, Doc! Richter: Excuse me, Doctor, is he gonna remember any of this? Doctor: Not a thing. Richter: Oh, really? [Richter punches Quaid in his face. Quaid angrily glares back at Richter] Cohaagen: Oh, Quaid, I'm having a party tonight. Why don't you and Melina drop by? Remind him, Doc? Doctor: Sure. Richter: See you at the party. – Total Recall Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Douglas Quaid: [chances upon another pair of guards after fooling Richter and company with the hologram-bracelet] Ha ha ha, you think this is the real Quaid? [guards look behind them] It is! [Quaid shoots the guards] – Total Recall Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Carl Hauser: [on video] Howdy, Quaid. If you're watching this, that means that Kuato is dead, and you led us to him. I knew that you wouldn't let me down. Sorry for all of the shit I've put you through, but hey, what are friends are for? All I want to do is wish you happiness and good living, old buddy, but unfortunately, that's not gonna happen. You see, that's "my" body you have there, and I want it back. Sorry for being an Indian giver, but I was here first. So, adios, amigo! [the screen zooms out to reveal Cohaagen, who puts his hand on Hauser's shoulder] And thanks for not getting yourself killed. Hey, maybe now we will meet in our dreams. You never know. – Total Recall Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
[Andy and his mom stop at the gas station] Andy: Can I help pump the gas? Andy's Mom: Sure, I'll even let you drive. Andy: Really? Andy's Mom: Yeah, when you're 16. Andy: Yup, yup, yup, very funny, Mom. Woody: [feeling miserable for what he'd done, lying on the seat of Andy's car] How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident? [Woody spots Buzz up at the sunroof, staring down at him] Woody: Buzz! [Buzz leaps down onto the seat right next to Woody, furious, covered in leaves and twigs] Woody: Buzz! You're alive! This is great! I'm saved! Andy will find you here, he'll take us back to the room, and then you can tell everyone that this was all this all just a big mistake. Huh? [Buzz glares at him, speechless] Right? Buddy? Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet. Woody: Oh, well, that's good. Buzz: But we're not on my planet. Are we? Woody: No. [they start fighting] – Toy Story Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Alien #1: A stranger. Alien #2: From the outside. Aliens: Oooooooooooooooh. Buzz: Greetings, I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace. [all the Aliens gather around him] – Toy Story Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
[Sid at Pizza Planet ends up spotting Buzz in the Alien Claw Game, much to Woody's shock] Sid: A Buzz Lightyear? No way. [the claw reaches down and collects Buzz successfully] Yes! [Woody grabs Buzz's legs, trying to pull him out and stop him from being obtained] Sid: [banging against the glass] Hey! Aliens: [as Woody struggles to pull Buzz out of the claw machine] He has been chosen. [the Alien toys all push Woody back through] Woody: Stop it! What are you doing? Stop it! Stop it, you zealots! Sid: [after having obtained both Buzz and Woody] All right, double prizes! [picks up them both] Let's go home and play. [Sid chuckles as the camera zooms in on his shirt] – Toy Story Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Sid: Hannah! Hey, Hannah! Hannah: What? Sid: Did I get my package in the mail? Hannah: [shrugs] I don't know. Sid: [demanding] What do you mean, you don't know? Hannah: I don't know. Sid: [referring to Hannah's doll] Oh, no, Hannah, look at Janey! She's sick! Hannah: [as Sid snatches her] No she's not! Sid: I'll have to perform one of my... operations! Hannah: No! Woody: Not Sid's room. Not there. Hannah: No! [chasing Sid up to his room] Sid, gave her back! [as Sid closes the door] Sid! Sid! [Sid throws his bag with Woody and Buzz onto his bed] Sid: Oh, no! Hannah: Mom! Sid: We have a sick patient here, Nurse. Hannah: [off-screen] Sid, gave her back! Sid: Prepare the O.R., stat! Hannah: [off-screen] Gave her back now! I'm telling! Sid: Patient is prepped. [gets out a plastic face mask] Sid: No-one has ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before. Now for the tricky part. [Woody and Buzz watch in horror as Sid places Janey's head into a vice] Sid: Pliers! Buzz: I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school. [he does the same to a toy pterodactyl's body] Sid: [now with the Pterodactyl's head on Janey's body] Doctor, you've done it! [walking to the door with Hannah waiting outside] Hannah! Janey's all better now! Hannah: [shrieks at the sight of what Sid did to Janey and runs downstairs] Mum, Mum! Sid: She's lying! Whatever she says is not true! [throws the toy onto the floor, as the pterodactyl's head falls off] – Toy Story Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Sid: [torturing Woody with a magnifying glass] Where are your rebel friends now? Sid's Mom: [offscreen, downstairs] Sid! Your Pop-Tarts are ready! Sid: [running off] All right! – Toy Story Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Sid: [in panic] The toys! The toys are alive! [whimpering] Nice toy! [Hannah holds her new Sally doll out at Sid in fear, and chases him upstairs] Hannah: What's wrong Sid? Don't you wanna play with Sally? – Toy Story Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Woody: Reach for the sky! – Toy Story Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Woody: There's a snake in my boot. – Toy Story Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Sid Phillips: [talking in his sleep] I wanna ride the pony... – Toy Story Movie Quote	added 2 years ago

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