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Eliot Ness:
I have foresworn myself. I have broken every law I have sworn to uphold, I have become what I beheld and I am content that I have done right!

The Untouchables  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Jim Malone:
[to Ness] Welcome to Chicago. This town stinks like a whorehouse at low tide.

The Untouchables  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Al Capone:
[to reporters] I'm gonna tell you something. Somebody messes with me? I'm gonna mess with him. Somebody steals from me? I'm gonna say you stole, not talk to him for spittin' on the sidewalk. Y'understand? Now, I have done nothing to hurt these people, but they're angered at me, so what do they do? Doctor up some "income tax", for which they got no case. To annoy me. To speak to me like men? No. To harass a peaceful man. I pray to God if I ever had a grievance I would have just a little more self respect. I'll tell you one more thing. You got an all-out prizefight? You wait until the fight is over, one guy's left standing, and that's how you know who won.

The Untouchables  Movie Quote

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Al Capone:
I grew up in a tough neighborhood. We used to say, "You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word." And in that neighborhood, it might've been true. And sometimes your reputation follows you. Yes! There is violence in Chicago. But not by me, and not by anybody who works for me, and I'll tell you why: because it's bad for business.

The Untouchables  Movie Quote

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Russell:
Hey, I like dogs.

Carl:
We found your dog! Wonder who he belongs to.

Russell:
Sit, boy. Hey, look, he's trained! Shake. Uh-huh. Speak.

Dog:
Hi, there!

[Carl and Russell both gasp and tense up]

Carl:
[spooked] Did that dog just say "Hi, there"?

Dog:
Oh, yes! [Carl screams] My name is Dug. I have just met you and I love you!

Up  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Carl:
Come on, Kevin!

Up  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Russell:
My knee hurts.

Carl:
Which knee?

Russell:
My elbow hurts. And I have to go to the bathroooooooom. Bathroom.

Carl:
I asked if you had to go not five minutes ago!

Russell:
I didn’t need to goooo theeeeennn! [falls to the ground; the house drags him] I don't want to walk anymore. Can we stop?

Carl:
Russell, if you don't hurry up, the tigers will eat you.

Russell:
There are no tigers in South America. Zoology.

Up  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Russell:
Let it go! Stop! KEVIIIIIIIIN!!

Up  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Carl:
[sees Russell flying away] Russell!

Russell:
I'm gonna help Kevin, even if you won't!

Carl:
No, Russell! No!

Up  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Ryan Bingham:
[Guiding Natalie through airport check-in, walking past a row with Middle Eastern travelers] Five words: "Randomly selected for additional screening."

Up in the Air  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Verbal:
[voiceover] It didn't make sense that I'd be there. I mean, these guys were hardcore hijackers. But, there I was. [suspects walk inside the police lineup] At that point, I wasn't scared. I knew I hadn't done anything they could do me for. Besides, it was fun. I got to make like I was notorious. [the lineup lights turn on]

Cop:
All right, you all know the drill: When your number is called, step forward and repeat the phrase you've been given, understand? Number one, step forward.

Hockney:
[sighs; deadpan] Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.

Cop:
Number two, step forward.

McManus:
GIMME THE FUCKIN' KEYS, YOU COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER!! AAAAAARGH!!

Cop:
Knock it off, get back. Number three, step forward.

[Fenster snickers, as does the group; McManus slaps Fenster, who slaps McManus in retaliation]

Fenster:
Hand me the keys, you cocksucker.

Cop:
In English, please?

Fenster:
Excuse me?

Cop:
In English.

Fenster:
Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker. What the fuck?

Cop:
Number four, step forward.

Verbal:
[voiceover] It was bullshit. The whole rap was a setup.

Keaton:
Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.

Verbal:
[voiceover] It was all the cops' fault. You don't put guys like that into a room together.

Cop:
Number five, step forward.

Verbal:
[voiceover] Who knows what can happen?

Verbal:
Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.

The Usual Suspects  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Roger "Verbal" Kint:
And like that... poof... he's gone.

The Usual Suspects  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dave Kujan:
First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a murderer.

The Usual Suspects  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dave Kujan:
Convince me, and tell me every last detail.

The Usual Suspects  Movie Quote

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Erwin Von Witzleben:
[historical quote, to chief judge Roland Freisler of the "People's Court"] You may hand us over to the executioner, but in three months time, the disgusted and harried people will bring you to book and drag you alive through the dirt in the streets.

Valkyrie  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Prof. McDoogle:
Apathy is the glove in which evil slips its hand.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Vicky:
So, uh, tell me why, why won't your father publish his poems?

Juan Antonio:
Well, because, ungh, he hates the world and that's his way of getting back at them, to create beautiful works and then to deny them to the public, which I think it's...

Vicky:
My god.

Juan Antonio:
Hmmm.

Vicky:
Oh, what makes him so angry toward the human race?

Juan Antonio:
Because after thousands of years of civilization they still haven't learned to love.

Vicky Cristina Barcelona  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Cristina:
How long is she going to stay here?

Juan Antonio:
Christina, I know - this is not what you had in mind.

Cristina:
No.

Juan Antonio:
But, she has to stay with us.

Cristina:
I understand. I understand.

Juan Antonio:
She has no one else.

Cristina:
I understand. It's only for a short time.

Juan Antonio:
Yes, a few months, at most.

Cristina:
She's staying for a few months?

Vicky Cristina Barcelona  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Maria Elena:
You speak no Spanish?

Cristina:
No, I uh-uh studied Chinese.

Maria Elena:
Chinese? Why?

Cristina:
I thought it sounded pretty.

Maria Elena:
Say something in Chinese.

Cristina:
Me?

Maria Elena:
Mm-hm.

Cristina:
Um... ni hao ma?

Maria Elena:
You think that sounds pretty?

Vicky Cristina Barcelona  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Juan Antonio:
Life is short. Life is dull. Life is full of pain. And this is a chance for something special.

Vicky Cristina Barcelona  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Cristina:
I just have to come face to face with the fact that I’m not gifted. I can appreciate art and I like music, but it’s sad, really because I feel like I have a lot to express, and I’m not gifted.

Vicky Cristina Barcelona  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Beatrice:
I beg your pardon. Is it true? About Lucius and Ivy? There are whispers all over the village.

Alice Hunt:
We were informed early this morning of their intentions.

Beatrice:
It is amazing to witness what love two people unite. It follows no rules.

The Village  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Edward Walker:
[approaching students who have found slain animal] What manner of spectacle has attracted your attention so splendidly I ought carry it in my pocket to help me teach?

The Village  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Alice Hunt:
What goes on in that head of yours? Say something Lucius.

The Village  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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