Alice Hunt: What we seem to have amongst us is a predator of some type. Most likely a coyote, or a wolf. It's manner of killing and removing the fur, but leaving the flesh torn, may be a sign that this animal suffers from madness; and for the next fortnight we should be vigilant for sightings of this coyote. Keep careful watch over our little ones as they play on the hills.
– The Village Movie Quote
Monty: That's Naomi, and she's been working here WAY too long. But, she's actually a pretty sweet girl...when she's drunk.
– Waiting... Movie Quote
Monty: [Regarding Nick and T-Dog] Those guys should be sterilized, and I'm not kidding at all.
Monty: OH, WHAT-THE-FUCK-EVER!
Theodore: We'll run this city like the mother-fucking mob!
Serena: As if that negates the fact that once we got past foreplay, you turned into the Little Engine Who Couldn't Hold His Load.
Dan: Okay, Nicholas, Theodore. Boys. It doesn't take ten minutes to take out the trash. Now, if you don't get your asses out front and start doing some work, I'm going to fire you faster than you can say, "Yo, MTV Raps"!
Dan: And remember: the difference between ordinary and extraordinary... is that little something extra. Alright, that's all I have for you. Have a great shift. Oh, and, uh, push the fish, it's about to turn.
Jenna: Dear Baby: If I was writing you a letter, it would probably sounds something like an apology. I know everyone deserves a mama who'd want a nice baby such as yourself... who was also a good wife, a fine member of a society. And I can't rightly say that I'm any of that. And I'm not sure the world is scuh a fine place to bringing you. Many of the people I've met are not worth meeting. Many of the things that happened are not worth living through. And you shouldn't take it personal, Baby... if I don't seem like all the other mama-to-be, jumping all over themselves with joy. I frankly don't know what I got to give you, Baby. What if I leave Earl, and don't win that contest next week, and don't have money? What the hell am I gonna give you then? All my life, Baby, the only thing I wanna do is run away. What kind of mama is that? I wish I could think other things, Baby, like excitement that you with me now... or faith that I'll be a good mama... even if my life ain't such a good place, and the world as I see it ain't so pretty like they'd have you believe in this book. Anyway, writing this letter to you, sounds more like a letter writing to me, don't it? Love, Mama.
– Waitress Movie Quote
Jenna: Why did I get drunk? I do stupid things when I'm drunk... like sleep with my husband!
Jenna: Dear damn baby, If you ever want to know the story of how we bought your damn crib, I will tell you. Your crib was bought with the money that was supposed to buy me a new life. Every time I lay you down in that damn crib, I'm gonna think, 'Damn baby. Damn Crib. Me stuck like a pin in this damn life.'
Ogie: [to Dawn] If I had a penny for everything I love about you, I would have many pennies.
Wallace: Say "No to Carrots full."
– Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit Movie Quote
Lord Victor Quartermaine: [After firing a shot to get the crowd's attention] A were-rabbit? Oh come, come now! I do believe the Vicar's been at the communion wine again.
Lord Victor Quartermaine: [taunting Wallace in attack] "C’mon! Queensberry rules! Put ‘em up you little pipsqueak. [Wallace starts shaking] Hahahaha! You’re shaking! Don’t tell me you’re a scaredy-cat as well as a scoundrel. And don’t think acting like a big girl’s blouse will get you out of it. There’s no mercy with Victor Quartermaine!"
Lord Victor Quartermaine: [Sees Were-Rabbit with Tottington] "Get your hairy mits off my future wife you big brute."
Hutch The Rabbit: Cheddar.
Hutch The Rabbit: Charming. I'm Wallace.
Hutch The Rabbit: Your Lordship!
Hutch The Rabbit: Cracking toast, Gromit.
Hutch The Rabbit: Smashing Wensleydale!
Hutch The Rabbit: Heehee! Lovely cheese, Gromit!
Reverend Clement Hedges: By tampering with nature, forcing vegetables to swell far beyond their natural size, we have brought a terrible judgement upon ourselves! And for our sins, a hideous creature has been sent to punish us all! Repent! Repent! Lest you, too, taste the wrath of... the WERE-RABBIT!
Reverend Clement Hedges: My poor sensitive child, allow us all to share in your moment of sorrow. [begins to walk away] YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH! [fireworks begin to go off and jolly music plays] ON WITH THE SHOW!
