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Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice":
Well... what do we got here tonight, kids? [Sees the Maitlands] Oooo, well, we got the, uh, Maitlands. Uh, I think, uh, they've had enough "exorcise" for tonight. [Mimes a golf swing and the Maitlands fall onto the floor]

– Beetlejuice  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice":
[To Otho] Not so fast, round boy. We're gonna have some laughs! [Kisses Otho on the cheek and laughs]

– Beetlejuice  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice":
We come for your daughter, Chuck.

– Beetlejuice  Movie Quote

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Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice":
Nobody says the "B" word.

– Beetlejuice  Movie Quote

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Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice":
It's showtime!

– Beetlejuice  Movie Quote

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Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice":
[After his head spins] Don't you hate it when that happens?

– Beetlejuice  Movie Quote

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Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice":
I'll eat anything you want me to eat, I'll swallow anything you want me to swallow, so come on down and I'll... chew on a dog! (howls)

– Beetlejuice  Movie Quote

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Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice":
[talking to a witch doctor] Did you do that? Very good work. Let me ask you, how do you get them down so small? Hey look, there goes Elvis, yo king! [witch doctor looks away, Beetlejuice switches his ticket with witch doctor's] Well, guess I am next. I have an appointment with GQ in half an hour. They have been trying to get me for weeks. Some underwear thing or something. [annoyed with having his ticket stolen, witch doctor sprinkles shrinking powder on Beetlejuice}] Hey, what is going on here? [Beetlejuice's head gets smaller and voice becomes increasing higher] Hey, stop it, WHOA! [Beetlejuice is now with a tiny head and voice that is two octaves higher than before] Hey, this might be a good look for me!

– Beetlejuice  Movie Quote

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Lydia Deetz:
[About her stepmother, Delia] She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight.

– Beetlejuice  Movie Quote

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Lydia Deetz:
My whole life is a darkroom. [Slowly, for effect] One. Big. Dark. Room.

– Beetlejuice  Movie Quote

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Lydia Deetz:
I plan to have a stroke from the amount of MSG that's in this food.

– Beetlejuice  Movie Quote

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Lydia Deetz:
[realizing that Adam and Barbara are ghosts] The funeral. God. You guys really are dead.

– Beetlejuice  Movie Quote

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Delia Deetz:
[To Charles] I'm here with you. I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself. If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will GO INSANE AND I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME!!!

– Beetlejuice  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Otho Fenlock:
Don't mind her. She's still upset that someone dropped a house on her sister.

– Beetlejuice  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Note:
This movie takes place one year after the events of Season Four.

Note:
Gwen, now 11, casts four spells in this movie. Her unusually strong magic is colored shades of pink, as it is in Ben 10: Alien Force and Ben 10: Ultimate Alien as a teenager.

– Ben 10: Destroy All Aliens  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

(About the mechanical robot)

Gwen:
It needs a dismantling spell.

Upgrade:
No. It needs Upgrade.

Gwen:
Dismantling spell!

– Ben 10: Destroy All Aliens  Movie Quote

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Azmuth:
This thing was so full of mana, I could sense it halfway across the galaxy.

Gwen:
Overloaded with what?

Azmuth:
They haven't told you, yet? You'll find out later.

– Ben 10: Destroy All Aliens  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Gwen:
Portalis Projectum. (Makes a pink portal, allowing her Tetrax to land safely)

– Ben 10: Destroy All Aliens  Movie Quote

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Gwen:
(Her eyes glow a bright pink as she focuses her clairvoyant abilities) That's weird. Now Ben's close. Really close.

– Ben 10: Destroy All Aliens  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Riggan Thomson:
[as Birdman] How did we end up here? This place is horrible. Smells like balls.

– Birdman  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Riggan Thomson:
[as Birdman] It's a beautiful day. Forget about the Times... everyone else has. Come on. Stand up! So you're not a great actor. Who cares? You're much more than that. You tower over these other theater douchebags. You're a movie star, man! You're a global force! Don't you get it? You spent your life building a bank account and a reputation... and you blew 'em both. Good for you. Fuck it. We'll make a comeback. They're waiting for something huge. Well, give it to them. Shave off that pathetic goatee. Get some surgery! Sixty's the new thirty, motherfucker. You're the original. You paved the way for these other clowns. Give the people what they want... old-fashioned apocalyptic porn. Birdman: The Phoenix Rises. Pimple-faced gamers creaming in their pants. A billion worldwide, guaranteed. You are larger than life, man. You save people from their boring, miserable lives. You make them jump, laugh, shit their pants. All you have to do is...

– Birdman  Movie Quote

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Riggan Thomson:
[as Birdman] That's what I'm talking about. Bones rattling! Big, loud, fast! Look at these people, at their eyes... they're sparkling. They love this shit. They love blood. They love action. Not this talky, depressing, philosophical bullshit. Yes. And the next time you screech, it'll explode into millions of eardrums. You'll glimmer on thousands of screens around the globe. Another blockbuster. You are a god. See? There you go, you motherfucker. Gravity doesn't even apply to you. Wait till you see the faces of those who thought we were finished. Listen to me. Let's go back one more time and show them what we're capable of. We have to end it on our own terms... with a grand gesture. Flames. Sacrifice. Icarus. You can do it. You hear me? You are... Birdman!

– Birdman  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Riggan Thomson:
I'm nothing. I'm not even here.

– Birdman  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Mike Shiner:
Popularity is the slutty little cousin of prestige.

– Birdman  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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