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Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [after Firefist starts a fight in the Ice Box] We're not partners or friends. This doesn't end with us riding into the sunset, it ends with me dying of cancer, and you winning the Ice Box award for softest mouth. There's only one person in this world that I care about, and she's gone. You wanna survive? Stop trying to shank the biggest guys in here, and make friends with them. Make friends with someone. Anyone but me. Maybe even Black Tim... Black Evan? I don't know. All I remember is, he was African-American. – Deadpool 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: In every film, there's a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. In Cool Runnings, it was when John Candy's prized bobsled broke. In Human Centipede, it was when those people signed on to be in that movie. But in this film, well, you're looking at it. Rock, meet bottom. – Deadpool 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [planning to rescue Firefist with the X-Force team] You all know the plan. Intercept the convoy, grab the boy, but not inappropriately! – Deadpool 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [after the X-Force team is killed off accidentally in a series of random mishaps] Good news and bad news. Bad news is, the whole team is dead. The good news is, I don't think anyone is gonna miss Shatterstar. He was a bit of a prick. – Deadpool 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [to Domino via commlink] Seriously, I don't get it! What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? It's just hard to picture, and certainly not very cinematic. I mean, luck? What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut?! Probably a guy who can't draw feet! [all the while, Domino is running through traffic while a series of accidents happen around her without harming her] – Deadpool 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willie. – Deadpool 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [after Cable shoots Black Tom Cassidy] YOU KILLED BLACK TOM, YOU RACIST SON OF A BITCH! – Deadpool 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: I'll be the first to admit: this did not go according to plan. I'll also be the first to admit that that plan was written in crayon. Looks like Russell found a new friend. Turns out Domino is a bit of a badass and maybe possibly mildly lucky. But Cable, yeesh, that guy's in the mood. A mood that is about to get significantly worse. – Deadpool 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [To Juggernaut] Hey, big guy! The sun's getting real low! – Deadpool 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: I hope you sharpened the cream cheese spreader. [throws the spreader onto a criminal who's about to shoot Vanessa, successfully killing him] I'll be right back. [uses Cable's time-travelling device; to Vanessa] We're definitely naming our kid Cher! WOOOOO! – Deadpool 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [from trailer, at Cable's incomplete intro] What in the actual ass?! DALE! W-why are the visual effects not done?! It's a metal arm! It's not like we're trying to remove a mustache! – Deadpool 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Wade Wilson / Deadpool: [from trailer; playing with action figures] Zip it, Cable! I got the stones to help you! [teabags Cable's action figure with Deadpool's action figure] – Deadpool 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Nathan Summers / Cable: [from trailer] Your time's up, you dumbass/dumbfuck. – Deadpool 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Nathan Summers / Cable: Hello, Russell. – Deadpool 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Nathan Summers / Cable: I use a device to slide through time. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I got two charges: one to get me here, one to get me home. – Deadpool 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Nathan Summers / Cable: I guess dubstep never dies. – Deadpool 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Nazi: Welcome, workers of Nazi Land! What a glorious privilege is yours to be a Nazi, to work 48 hours a day for der Fuehrer! – Der Fuehrer's Face Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Nazi: Attention, workers! Through the kindness of der Fuehrer, now comes the vacation mit pay. [a backdrop of the Alps falls down behind Donald in the factory] Ach, the beautiful Alps, mit the birds und the beautiful scenery. Not forgetting to build up the body so we can work harder for der Feuhrer. Heil Hitler. One, two, three, heil! One, two, three, heil! One, two, three, heil! One, two, three, heil! [the backdrop then rises back up] And now, the vacation is over. By special decree of der Fuehrer... Heil Hitler!... you have been chosen to work... OVERTIME! [Donald groans] – Der Fuehrer's Face Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Tagline: The picture from which the song sensation was taken! – Der Fuehrer's Face Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Mal, Carlos, Jay & Evie: (singing) We've got all the ways to be W-I-C-K-E-D! We've got all the ways to be W-I-C-K-E-D! – Descendants 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
[A massive tentacle angrily swings at Uma and everyone screams.] Ursula (played by Whoopi Goldberg): Shut your clams! Uma: Mom! Ursula: These dishes ain't gonna wash themselves! Uma: It's fine, it's fine. Coz when I get my chance to rain down the evil on Auradon, I will take it! They're gonna forget that girl and remember the name... Gil: Shrimpy! – Descendants 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Mal: You don't ever miss running wild and just breaking all the rules? Evie: Like stealing and lying and fighting? Mal: Yeah! Evie: No! – Descendants 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Evie: Mal’s gone back to the Isle. Ben: This is my fault. This is my fault. I blew it. She’d been under so much pressure lately, and instead of being understanding, I just went all Beast on her! I have to go there and apologise. I have to go there and... and beg her to come back. Evie: Ben, you’ll never find her. Ben: I... Evie: You need to know the Isle and how it works and... you have to take me with you. Ben: Yes! Are you sure? Evie: Yeah. She's my best friend. And we'll bring the boys too, because there's safety in numbers, and none of us is too popular over there right now. Ben: Thank you. Evie: But let's get two things straight. You have to promise me that I won't get stuck there again. Ben: I promise. Evie: And there's no way you're going looking like that. – Descendants 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Carlos, Jay & Evie: (singing) Chillin' like a villain. Evie: Chillin'! – Descendants 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago

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