Sebastian:
I had a very serious plan for my future.
Laura:
I know.
Sebastian:
It's not my fault I got shanghaied.
Laura:
You didn't get shanghaied. You got ripped off.
Sebastian:
What's the difference?
Laura:
I don't know. It's not as romantic as that.
Sebastian:
Why do you say "romantic" like it's a dirty word?
Laura:
Unpaid bills are not romantic. Call her.
Sebastian:
I'm not gonna call her. And the thing is y-y-y-you're acting like life's got me on the ropes. I want to be on the ropes, okay? I'm just... I'm letting life hit me 'til it gets tired.
Laura:
Oh?
Sebastian:
Then I'm gonna hit back. It's a classic rope-a-dope.
Laura:
Okay, Ali. I love you. Unpack the boxes.
Sebastian:
I'm gonna change the locks.
Laura:
You can't afford it.
Sebastian:
I'm a phoenix rising from the ashes.