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Michael:
No!

– The Last Kiss  Movie Quote

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Michael:
Nothing happened!!!

– The Last Kiss  Movie Quote

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Michael:
...Several times.

– The Last Kiss  Movie Quote

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Michael:
We didn't have sex, I swear! It was a mistake and I'm sorry and we still have a life together; we're going to be a family!

– The Last Kiss  Movie Quote

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Michael:
Jenna!!!!

– The Last Kiss  Movie Quote

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Michael:
We're having a baby!

– The Last Kiss  Movie Quote

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Michael:
Stop this, please! It was a few kisses after 3 years! Things happen!

– The Last Kiss  Movie Quote

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Michael:
STOP YELLING!!!! YOU'RE GONNA HURT YOURSELF!!!!!!!

– The Last Kiss  Movie Quote

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Michael:
And go where?

– The Last Kiss  Movie Quote

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Michael:
What the fuck are you doing?!? Put that down, you're not going to stab me!!

– The Last Kiss  Movie Quote

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Michael:
Jesus!!!!

– The Last Kiss  Movie Quote

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Michael:
Fine! I'm gone!! (he YOU WANTED ME GONE, I'M GONE!!!!! AND BY THE TIME YOU FIGURE OUT YOU WERE OVERREACTING IT'LL BE TOO FUCKING LATE!!!!!!!!!!!! (He snatches the cell phone off the dirty floor he flings it open SLAM!!! goes to door)

– The Last Kiss  Movie Quote

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Laura:
[to her toys] Don't worry. Tomorrow we're all gonna go back home. [points] See? Look. We'll need to follow that big, bright star up there. That's it. That'll take us home.

– Laura's Star  Movie Quote

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Laura:
[to the star] You're quire a way from home, aren't you? And you're a stranger around here and don't know anyone. Guess what. You're just like me. Really, quite like me.

– Laura's Star  Movie Quote

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Joker:
[after realizing that Mayor McCaskill is actually Batman] Batman?! What are you doing? You are completely outnumbered here! Are you nuts?!

Batman:
You want to get nuts? Then come on. Let's get nuts! Because I just wrote a song about how I'm going to kick all of your butts.

Joker:
[to all the bad guys] Stop him before he starts singing!

– The Lego Batman Movie  Movie Quote

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– The Lego Batman Movie  Movie Quote

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Robin:
Padre, where are you going?

Batman:
I made a promise. I gotta go back to the Phantom Zone. Sorry, kid.

Robin:
Padre, please.

Batman:
Don't call me Padre.

Robin:
Okay.

Batman:
Call me... Dads.

Robin:
My two dads are the same dad. But they're both leaving.

Batman:
It's gonna be okay, kid. Sometimes, losing people is part of life. But that doesn't mean you stop letting them in. Some very wise people taught me that. My father figure. My platonic coworker buddy, who's a girl, but just a friend. And you. Mi hijo. It's Spanish for "son." This is my family, but it's your family, too.

– The Lego Batman Movie  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Batman:
Do you have a knife?

Batgirl:
Why?

Batman:
'Cause someone needs to cut the tension between the two of us immediately. Okay. I deserved that.

Phyllis:
Hi.

Batman:
Wait a minute. What's going on? I came back, just like I said I would.

Phyllis:
You know, Mr. Batman, when you're a talking brick, working at the Phantom Zone, you see a lot of crazy things. But I've finally seen a man, in order to make the world a better place, take a look at himself and make a change.

Batman:
Who?

Phyllis:
Superman.

Batman:
What?

Phyllis:
I'm kidding. It's you.

– The Lego Batman Movie  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Batman / Bruce Wayne:
[first lines of the film; voice over] Black. All important movies start with a black screen... and music... edgy, scary music that would make a parent or studio executive nervous... And logos... Really long and dramatic logos... Warner Bros ("Brawss"). Why not "Warner Brothers"? I don't know. "DC." The house that Batman built. Yeah, what, Superman? Come at me, bro. I'm your Kryptonite... Hmm... Not sure what RatPac does, but that logo is macho. I dig it.

– The Lego Batman Movie  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Batman / Bruce Wayne:
Okay. Get your self ready for some... reading: "If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, and make that change. Hooo." Hey, I said that. Batman is very wise. And I've got huge pecs and a nine-pack. Yeah, I've got an extra ab.

– The Lego Batman Movie  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Batman / Bruce Wayne:
Hey 'Puter, I'm home. [echoing]

– The Lego Batman Movie  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Batman / Bruce Wayne:
Looks like your plan failed.

– The Lego Batman Movie  Movie Quote

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Batman / Bruce Wayne:
I can only look you in the eyes right now.

– The Lego Batman Movie  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Batman / Bruce Wayne:
How dare you tell me how to parent my kid I just met!

– The Lego Batman Movie  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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