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Rachel Lapp: [as she and Samuel are walking through the police station with Book] When can we leave the city? John Book: We're trying to get this done as quickly as possible, then you can go. But, Samuel's probably gonna have to come back to testify. I'm sorry. Rachel Lapp: No, you are not, you are glad. John Book: Huh? Rachel Lapp: Because now you have a witness. John Book: Yeah, now I got a witness. Rachel Lapp: I just don't like the idea of my son spending all this time with a man who carries a gun and goes around whacking people! John Book: [in disbelief] Whacking?... whacking? – Witness Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Book is having trouble milking a cow] Eli Lapp: You never had your hands on a teat before. John Book: Not one this big. [Long pause; then Eli Lapp roars with laughter] – Witness Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Paul Schaeffer: Calling me at home. I can't trace the call. That's smart, John, very smart. John Book: Lost the meaning, did you, Paul? Paul Schaeffer: What? John Book: Isn't that what you used to say about dirty cops? Somewhere along the way they lost the meaning? Paul Schaeffer: Now don't make this difficult, John. We know where you are. We're about to... John Book: Oh no, man, you got it wrong. I'm coming to get you! Paul Schaeffer: [laughs] I like your style, John. I've always liked your style. John Book: I'm gonna do to you whatever you did to Zenovich. And whatever you did to Carter, I'm gonna fucking do that to you too, asshole. – Witness Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Glinda: Keep tight inside of them. Their magic must be very powerful, or she wouldn't want them so badly. Wicked Witch: You stay out of this, Glinda, or I'll fix you as well! Glinda: Hohohoho, Rubbish, you have no power here, be gone, before someone drops a house on you too! – The Wizard of Oz Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Scarecrow: That's the trouble, I can't make up my mind. I haven't got a brain... only straw. Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain? Scarecrow: I don't know....but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they? Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right. – The Wizard of Oz Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Captain of the Winkie Guard: [After looking at the remains of the Wicked Witch of the West] She's dead! You killed her! Dorothy: I didn't mean to kill her. It's just the scarecrow was on fire. Captain of the Winkie Guard: HAIL TO DOROTHY, THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!!! Winkie Guards: HAIL TO DOROTHY, THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!!! – The Wizard of Oz Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Wizard of Oz: As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart. You don't know how lucky you are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable. Tin Man: But I still want one. – The Wizard of Oz Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dorothy: Goodbye, Tin Man. Oh, don't cry! You'll rust so dreadfully. Here's your oil can. Tin Man: Now I know I've got a heart, 'cause it's breaking... Dorothy: Goodbye, Lion. I know it isn't right, but I'm going to miss the way you used to holler for help before you found your courage. Cowardly Lion: I never would've found it if it hadn't been for you... Dorothy: [to Scarecrow] I think I'm going to miss you most of all. – The Wizard of Oz Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Max: Fritz! Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged... Fritz: Max! Max, I'm okay! I'm okay max. Just a scratch. Look I'm all right. Max: Oh. Oh, damn. There you go again, stepping on my lines, raining on my parade, costing me medals. Oh, damn. [Accidentally shoots Fritz] Ohh. Oh, Fritz? Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Take that! Take that! They killed Fritz! – Wizards Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Fairy Child: Where's Daddy? What's he doing? Fairy: He is guarding our home, son. There has been a war, and this land is lost. Fairy Child: Why can't we fight and win, Mommy? Fairy: Because they have weapons and technology. We just have love. – Wizards Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Avatar: Now this, "Peace" here, he knows every step to Scorch. I've promised him life without pain, life without fear... Weehawk: I still don't trust him. Avatar: Hey! You're both forgettin' you have the protection of a powerful wizard, here! [levitates up to horse, lands backward in saddle] Dammit... Elinore: [giggling] He's gettin' older, but not much bolder! [Both Weehawk and Elinore laugh and ride away] Avatar: I wonder if I packed my scotch... – Wizards Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Elinore sings "Only Time Will Tell"] Elinore: ? Time renews tomorrow. When we've used today. ? ? It will find the sorrow and wish it all away. ? ? Love can play a new tune. On this carousel. ? ? It may be tomorrow. But only time will tell. ? ? Somewhere in the darkness. There must be a light. ? ? Leading us together. Through the misty night. ? ? And maybe in the new dawn. We can break the spell. ? ? It may be tomorrow. But only time will tell. ? ? There can be a new dream. One for us to hold. ? ? Made with peace and hope and built upon the old. ? ? No one has the answer. To give away or sell. ? ? Tomorrow holds the secret. But only time will tell. ? – Wizards Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jordan Belfort: Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job? Mark Hanna: How the fuck else are you supposed to do this job? Cocaine and hookers, my friend. – The Wolf of Wall Street Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mark Hanna: Get us two Absolut martinis. You know how I like 'em, straight up. In 7 and 1/2 minutes, you will bring us two more, then two more every 5 minutes after that, until one of us passes the fuck out. Hector: Excellent strategy, sir. Jordan: [to the waiter] Oh, I'm good with water for now. Mark Hanna: It's his first day on Wall Street. Give him time. – The Wolf of Wall Street Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mark Hanna: The name of the game; move the money from the client's pocket into your pocket. Jordan: Right. But, if you can make your clients money at the same time it's advantageous to everyone, correct? Mark Hanna: No. Number one rule of Wall Street: Nobody - I don't care if you're Warren Buffett or Jimmy Buffett - Nobody knows if the stock's going to go up, down, sideways, or in fucking circles, least of all stockbrokers. It's all a Fugazzi. You know what a Fugazzi is? Jordan: It's, uh... "Fugazi", it's a fake... Mark Hanna: Fugazi, Fugazzi. It's a wazzy, it's a woozy. It's [whistles] fairy dust. It doesn't exist. It's Neverlanded. It is no matter. It's not on the elemental chart. It's not fucking real. Stay with me. We don't create shit. We don't build anything. So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and it now sits at 16, and he's all fuckin' happy. He wants to cash in, liquidate, take his fuckin' money and run home. You don't let him do that, because that would make it real. No. What do you do? You get another brilliant idea. A special idea. Another "situation". Another stock, to reinvest his earnings and then some. And he will, every single time, because they're fucking addicted. And then you just keep doing this, again and again and again and again. Meanwhile, he thinks he's getting shit rich, which he is, on paper. But you and me, the brokers, we're taking home cold hard cash via commission, motherfucker! – The Wolf of Wall Street Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jordan: Well, you know, when you sail on a boat fit for a Bond villain, sometimes you need to play the part. [Pauses] I think it's time you both get the fuck off my boat. Whaddya say? Denham: You know, Jordan, I'll tell you something. Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust... They're to the manor born. Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them. But you, you, Jordan, you got this way all on your own. Jordan: Did I? Denham: Good for you, little man. Jordan: Little man? [Laughing] Me, the little man? Denham: Let me tell you something else. Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here, this is one of the nicest boats that I've ever been on. I gotta tell you. Jordan: I bet it is. Denham: And you wanna know what I was just thinking too? The fucking hero I'm gonna be back at the office when the Bureau seizes this fucking boat. Because, I mean, fuckety fuck fuck, Jordan, look at this thing! It's beautiful! And you got the beautiful girls there. It's wonderful. Jordan: [laughing] All right, get the fuck off my boat. Denham: [Getting up to leave] I'm sure we'll be seeing each other real soon. Jordan: I'm sure. Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fuckin' wives. I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. Hey, you guys wanna take some lobsters for your ride home? [Picks up a pair of lobsters and throws them after the two agents] Fuckin' miserable pricks, I know you can't afford them! Fuckin' cheap fucks! – The Wolf of Wall Street Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Jordan throws open a door to the bridge as the yacht is rolling heavily in a storm.] Jordan: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OUT HERE?! Beecham: THE JET SKIS JUST WENT OVERBOARD! Jordan: Jesus fuckin' Christ! [Stumbles over to Naomi] Honey, you okay? Beecham: The waves are twenty feet high and building! Jordan: Turn around! Just go the other fuckin' way! Beecham: Can't! We'll get broadsided and tip over! Jordan: I am a master diver, you hear that?! I am a master diver! No one's gonna fucking die! I got you. Just trust me, okay? I love you. Just hold on tight. Donnie. Hold on, baby. Donnie. Donnie! Donnie: What? Jordan: Hold on, baby. [To Donnie] Get the ludes. Donnie: I don't wanna die, Jordan! I've done a lot of bad shit, I'm going to hell, Jordan! Fucked up! I fucked up so bad! Jordan: Get the ludes downstairs. Donnie: What you say?! Jordan: [Leaves Naomi, stumbles over to Donnie and grabs him.] Get the ludes! Donnie: I can't go down there! It's flooded, it's three feet of water down there! Jordan: I WILL NOT DIE SOBER! GET THOSE FUCKIN' LUDES! Donnie: Okay! Jordan: GO! Donnie: Okay! – The Wolf of Wall Street Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Naomi: I want a divorce. Jordan: What do you mean you want a divorce? What is that supposed to mean, you want a divorce? Naomi: Get off me! I want a divorce. Get off. Jordan: You just made love to me. What the fuck is wrong with you? Naomi: I don't love you anymore, Jordan! Jordan: Oh, you don't love me? You don't love me anymore, huh? Well isn't that just fucking convenient for you! Now that I'm under federal indictment with an electronic bracelet around my ankle, now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore. Is that right? Naomi: No, no. Jordan: What kind of person are you? Tell me. Naomi: You married me! Jordan: What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Naomi: Jordan, this is how it's gonna go. I'm gonna take custody of the kids. If you agree to the divorce right now, I will allow visitation. Okay? Don't try to fight it. Jordan: Oh my God. Naomi: It will save us both a lot of money and I got a feeling you're gonna need it. Jordan: You're not taking my kids, sweetheart. You hear me? Naomi: I've already talked to the lawyer. He said even if you don't get convicted I've got a good chance of getting them. Jordan: I got news for you. (angrily) You're not fucking taking my children [Naomi: Yes, I am, Jordan.] you vicious fucking cunt, you!! [Naomi slaps Jordan and he slaps her back] Jordan: Fuck you! You fucking BITCH! You're not fucking taking my goddamn fucking kids! You hear me? FUCK YOU! YOU'RE NOT FUCKING TAKING MY FUCKING KIDS! Fucking whore. [Naomi finds Jordan snorting cocaine] Naomi: Look at yourself, Jordan. Sick! You're a sick man! Jordan: [shouts] Fuck you! I told you you're not taking my fucking kids! You fucking... Naomi: You think I would let my kids near you?! Look at yourself! You know what my lawyer said? My lawyer said that you're going to prison for 20 years, Jordan. Twenty fucking years! You're never gonna see the kids again! Jordan: You don't think I'm gonna see my kids?! Naomi: No! I'm not fucking letting you near my kids! Jordan: YOU DON'T THINK I'M GONNA SEE MY FUCKING KIDS AGAIN, HUH?! [Jordan walks to his daughter's bedroom.] Naomi: [trying to stop Jordan] Don't you fucking touch her! [Jordan punches Naomi in the stomach] Jordan: Don't you fucking touch me! – The Wolf of Wall Street Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Logan: You the one who was attacked by the grizzly? Red Beard: I'm the one that survived. Logan: I'd like to buy this man a drink. Red Beard: What's your name, mister? [Logan pins the man's hand to the bar with an arrow] Logan: It's Logan. And that's a poison broadhead, which, last I heard, was illegal. Go ahead, ask me where I found it. Ask me. Red Beard: [in agony] Where did you find it? Logan: Well, funny you should ask. I pulled it out of the back of a grizzly. Whoever shot it didn't have the wind or the balls to track the animal properly and put it out of its misery. Instead of dropping a lethal dose of the poison, it bled into the bear, made him crazy. Killed five people. Red Beard: I don't know what you're talking about! Because I don't dip my arrows in anything! Logan: In that case, you got nothing to worry about. – The Wolverine Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Yukio: All I can see is one part of a person's life... their death. And I saw yours? Logan: So what did you see? Yukio: I see you on your back. There's blood everywhere. You're holding your own heart in your hand. It's not beating. Logan: I don't have time for this shit. – The Wolverine Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Shingen has just impaled Logan with his katana, to no effect] Shingen: What kind of monster are you?! Logan: The Wolverine. [Stabs Shingen through the throat, killing him] – The Wolverine Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Logan has stabbed Yashida in the chest] Logan: You asked me to come say goodbye? Sayonara! [Throws Yashida off a cliff to his death] – The Wolverine Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sam Craig: [Sam and Tess are both mildly drunk. Tess's head is resting on Sam] There's something I have to get off my chest... Tess Harding: [starts to get up] I'm too heavy... Sam Craig: [smiles] No. I love you. Tess Harding: You do? Sam Craig: Positive. Tess Harding: [sighs] That's nice. Even when I'm sober? Sam Craig: Even when you're brilliant. – Woman of the Year Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tess Harding: [attending a baseball game] Are all these people unemployed? Sam Craig: No, they're all attending their grandmother's funeral. – Woman of the Year Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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