Sid:
[recovering from a lotus berry] I can wiggle my toe again! The little piggy who went to market! W-wait! I'm talking again! I had so many things trapped in me that I couldn't say... like "Hey, I'm not dead", and why does a hurricane have an eye but not an ear...?
[Manny and Granny groan as Sid babbles on and on]
Granny:
I'll push him overboard. You guys say it was an accident.
Manny:
I'm in. How 'bout you, Diego? Diego? [sees Diego pacing back and forth] Hey, relax, buddy! Captain Crazy and his floating petting zoo are history! C'mon, we're finally heading home!
Diego:
I dunno what's wrong with me. I can't eat, can't sleep. Maybe I'm comin' down with something.
Manny:
[chuckles] Ohhoho! I know what you've got... the "L word".
Sid:
Yeah! Leprosy.
Manny:
No, Sid, no. It's four letters. Starts with L, ends with E.
Sid:
Aha! Lice!
Manny:
NO! Diego, my friend, is in love.
Sid:
Oh, yeah! Love!
Diego:
You mean with the pirate? No.
Sid:
Oh, Shira's gotten under your skin! Come on, admit it!
Manny:
A rugged saber like you...
Sid:
A more rugged saber like her. [laughs]
Diego:
No, no, no. You guys are dead wrong! [leaves]
Manny:
[he and Sid stare at each other, then burst out laughing] Denial is the clincher! You're in love, pussy cat!
Both:
? Diego and Shira, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! ?
Diego:
Real mature, guys. Real mature...
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