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Boss Hoss:
I have terrible news. Your brother done disappeared. I'm sure he's fine, but you are the man in charge until we find his corpse. The Sheriff is on the case. He'll find Hurlan.

Hambrosia:
Me, in charge? I've waited my whole life for this moment! And now that its --

Boss Hoss:
[interrupt] You just keep talkin' sweetheart, I gotta drain the main vein in my penis. [snoring]

Hambrosia:
I've restrained every natural impulse in my life, and now that I'm in charge, I can finally cut loose.

[big band music plays while it changes to heavy metal music in a second]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
Don't! Stop! Don't...Stop! [moans] Don't...Stop. Oh, hands!

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added 1 year ago

Clem:
You ever get them phantom hand sensations?

Bofum:
Well, sometimes. Even though I ain't got no hands, it still feels like I'm caressing the supple curves of a female lady's lumpiest mounds.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[as Vet's job was about to kill Hurlan, Hurlan's puppet shows up]

Jojo:
What are you doing?

Cutter the Vet:
Just doing my job. Butt out. I don't go to where you work and kick your pecker out of the slushy machine. Now piss off!

Jojo:
I think you're scared to look within.

[Vet rethinks his life for a second]

Cutter the Vet:
Will you help me look?

[Vet talks about his lifestyle]

Cutter the Vet:
I-I mean, it's a rewarding career. I get to travel and kill interesting people.

Jojo:
You are not your job.

Cutter the Vet:
When I'm rolling around in the gristle of my victims, it's like I'm really just trying to roll back the clock when I was a child.

Jojo:
I wrote a book about that.

[Jojo gives Vet a little book called "Knowledge"]

Jojo:
Let's play word association. Tree.

Cutter the Vet:
You sucked me dry, Hoss Heartshe! You used me! You acted like I was your son, but I-I'm not going to perpetuate the cycle of violence against your real son. I-I'm gonna become a-a healthy, happy, soaring spirit called...''Me''!

Jojo:
Oh, you never take me for granted. Let's you and me be a we and us.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurshe:
Use your science-y smarts to help me, Doc.

Doc:
But I don't know how to do nothing.

Hurshe:
You built that wife of yours.

Doc:
My brains ain't your slave!

[Hurshe lifts up Doc's front teeth]

Hurshe:
Well, then build me a slave!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Great Wisdom Tooth:
You have taken great strides to right your transgressions against my kind. However, I cannot find it in my heart to forgive you. Unless, see, uh, my daughter just got knocked up. Could you do me a solid pop off a quick abortion?

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hick Townfolk #2:
I'll take 'em. Thanks.

[puts his teeth into his crotch area]

Hick Townfolk #2:
You got any baby teeth? I'll take all you can spare.

Doc:
A-Actually, can I get those back? I think I'll take 'em on myself.

[Hick Townfolk showed his crotch again in his undies to Doc knowing where he puts all his teeth at]

Hick Townfolk #2:
Belly up to the bar.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[Hambrosia talks about a clothing hanger in the court]

Hambrosia:
This here is the crude contraption that Doc used for his twisted yoinkings. I don't recognize it neither, but apparently city folk are known to hang their clothes up or some such nonsense.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hick Townfolk:
Sorry, Doc, but getting rid of that thing was the best decision I ever made. Gave me the freedom to become the man I am today.

Hick Townfolk:
Iffin' it were white, my family might accept it, but I can't trust no tartar baby next to my girls.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Court Judge:
Who will represent Hambrosia Heartshe in the homicide of a despicable dentist who definitely deserve to die?

The Reverend:
I will. I will prove this woman could not murdered Doc because she was with me the night she murdered that terrible man.

The Reverend:
We was discussing how I would say anything to get me off a person who killed a dirty D.D.S.

Court Judge:
Whoever's takin' this feller on better muster a tall stack of balls.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sheriff:
Honey, I know our marriage has often to always been devoid of love, at least on my end. But now I think we have a second chance.

[Sheriff opens the case which turns out to be hand-cuffs]

Sheriff:
Because you're under arrest for the murder of Doc.

Sheriff:
You get the death penalty, and it'll gives us the distance we need to keep our relationship fresh.

Hambrosia:
If they execute me, I'll be the greatest martyr alive.

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added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
Sugar, we got to talk about the secret.

Sheriff:
Look, I only slept with your sister damn near 40 times!

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added 1 year ago

Direne:
This chowder tastes different today.

Hick:
Yeah. I've been shooting blanks.

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added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
My teeth is a hurtin' bad. It done turn against me. Can you help me.

[Doc hits him with a rubbery chicken]

Doc:
I tain't no dirty dentist! I'd rather be a dog's dong slit than a D.D.S.

Hurlan:
Can you just pull my tooth out?

Doc:
Dentistry is frowned upon this Holler. It's illegal, immoral, sinful, knee to the nuts of God to pull rotten teeth.

Doc:
Unless, uh, you got 300 bucks?

Hurlan:
Oh. Uh...

[Hurlan starts to sexually pat his butt again]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Bar Redneck:
Hey, Hursh, You got 28 seconds to give me some of your famous sloppy butthole sex?

Hurshe:
Not now. I heard Doc's doing under-the-table tooth removals. If I get all my chompers pulled, I can charge triple for oral.

Hurshe:
I'll gum my way to fiscal solvency. My mouth will put my ass out of business. It's the only responsible strategy for long-term "Suckcess." Out of my way.

Bar Redneck:
...I'll suck you.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sheriff:
I'd like nothing more than to see your ass slide while I look the other way, but I'm all out of other cheeks to turn.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
I got an impacted molar and I's too lazy to care for it. Could you pull it out for me?

Doc:
You can pay me in cash or gash or in meaningful fellowship, which I call ass.

Hambrosia:
How bout I pay you INJUSTICE?! [pulls up a gun in her purse and shoots Doc]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurshe:
Now that I know you love me for who I am, I can finally take my makeup off and be the real me.

[Hurshe wipes her makeup which turns her into an older version]

Old Hurshe:
So, what do you think, you wanna do my mouth from behind or behind from my mouth?

Sheriff:
I forgot what marriage does to women.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Doc:
Free guts!

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added 2 years ago

Hurshe:
I instituted a punch-card system. Every 10th hump, my customers get a free punch in the yogurt.

Boss Hoss:
You got to think bigger, Hursh.

Hurshe:
I'm modernizing! My mouth's going green. I'm selling cage-raised B.J.s, whore moans free! And I's composting in all my holes.

Boss Hoss:
You got to keep your eye on the future.

Hurshe:
[short pause] ...Maybe herpes sores a wi-fi spot?

Boss Hoss:
Ain't you late for your 3:00?

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Sheriff:
Glad y'all fellers is still debating this vital issue. Have you broached the merits of choking? Oh. Oh, well, let me --

[Sheriff starts to choke Hurlan]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Hurlan:
I got this burning desire to doctor everything I see! Can I be a doctor like you?

Doc:
Everybody thinks this job is so easy! You know how many documents you got to falsify to become a registered doctor? And the workload? I got three accidental hysterectomies scheduled for later today. You -- You -- You got to stay drunk and high all the time and swallow every pill in sight! What's wrong with me?

Hurlan:
[disorted voice] You gonna die?

Doc:
Thanks for being straight with me.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Hambrosia:
[thinking] What have I done to my sister?!

White Dwarf:
Push those thoughts out of your head. Push! Push! Push!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

White Dwarf:
Mommy, it is I, your master and child. I am the real white dwarf, and I have a plan to die-stroy your sister's lil' snatch squatter in the 99th die-mester.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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