TommyZegan's Quotes Page #2

Here's the list of quotes submitted by TommyZegan — There are currently 252 quotes total — keep up the great work!

Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 2 years ago
So, when they say Sugar Free what they are really saying is that you don't pay extra for the sugar! – TommyZegan Famous Quote	added 2 years ago
Never take anyone or anything for granite! – TommyZegan Famous Quote	added 2 years ago
I finally found True Love . . . in the dictionary. – TommyZegan Famous Quote	added 2 years ago
Guns aren’t evil people are evil. Once we get rid of evil we can get rid of guns. – TommyZegan Famous Quote	added 2 years ago
I have a friend named Marco . . . he plays polo. – TommyZegan Famous Quote	added 2 years ago
You only fear what you don't know, if you knew everything you would have no fear. – TommyZegan Famous Quote	added 2 years ago
If you can't think of the right word to say . . . mumble. – TommyZegan Famous Quote	added 2 years ago
Did you know that Four out of Five Dentist think the Fifth Dentist is an idiot! – TommyZegan Famous Quote	added 2 years ago
You can't fix stupid . . . even with duct tape. – TommyZegan Famous Quote	added 2 years ago
One time I got a D on my report card and my mom said What do I have to say about that? and I said Hey, at least I didn't cheat. – TommyZegan Famous Quote	added 2 years ago
I’m pro choice, I choose Jesus – TommyZegan Famous Quote	added 2 years ago
I’m not a racist, I hate everyone. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 2 years ago
Hate is taught but love is learned. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 2 years ago
Just remember that the masses are asses and you’ll be just fine. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 3 years ago
If you want to become famous, do something famous. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 3 years ago
I found that life will go on pretty much with or without you. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 3 years ago
A tattoo is just one more way to identify a body. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 3 years ago
My ideas are recycled. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 3 years ago
Yesterday a women told me that she was a medium but I’m pretty sure that she was an extra large. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 3 years ago
Sometimes I'm so clever that I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 3 years ago
42.9% of all statistics are made up on the spot. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 3 years ago
Yea, it happened to me in my last life. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 3 years ago
Water can exist without fish but fish can not exist without water. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 3 years ago

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