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I think that a women has the right to kill her unborn child just as much as that child has a right to kill their mother after they are born.

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There's a fine line between stalking and romanticly pursuing someone said my attorney to the judge.

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Find happiness in your own sandbox.

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You have the right answer . . . the question is wrong.

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If a man can't keep his word, what good is the man?

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Every 7 seconds there is a woman somewhere in the world giving birth to a child. We must find that woman and stop her!

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How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he is lost?

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I use to play the saxophone before I was married but my fiancee didn't like the fact that I was performing Premarital Sax!

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I always try to give credit whenever credit is doo doo even thought I really don't give a crap!

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One time I bought a pound cake that weighed 14 ounces.

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How can they say Coming to a theater near you when they don't even know where you live?

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I am convinced that we are here for a reason and when I figure it out I will let you know.

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People are more likely to accept your ideas if you tell them that Barack Obama said it first.

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I'm better than I was before I got as bad as I am now.

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Everything is temporary!

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Idealism only works in an ideal world.

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Do you think that Jesus looked both ways before crossing?

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When words can't express your true inner feelings, use hand jesters.

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Paper will lie no matter what you put on it.

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If common sense is so common how come so many people don't have it?

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Nine lives and counting.

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Tattoos are just one more way to identify a body.

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Sometimes you're the windshield . . . sometimes you're the bug!

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A gift isn't yours until you take it.

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In which movie does this quote appear: "To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human"?
A Batman Begins
B The Green Mile
C The Matrix
D Gladiator