TommyZegan's Quotes Page #6

Here's the list of quotes submitted by TommyZegan — There are currently 252 quotes total — keep up the great work!

When all else fails blame your high school drama teacher. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 6 years ago
It's called life, get use to it. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 6 years ago
When choosing between the lesser of two evils . . . choose the one that you haven't tried yet. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 6 years ago
You'll have to forgive me, I went to public school. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 6 years ago
I'm not looking for someone who I can live with, I'm looking for someone who I can't live without. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 6 years ago
The Colon key on my keyboard doesn't work when I press down the shift button. Does anyone know of a good Colon cleanser that can help me get my shift together. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 7 years ago
Some people really can't afford to give me a piece of their mind. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 7 years ago
If I had to do it all over again I'd skip the first grade. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 7 years ago
Be sure to look out for number One while not stepping in number Two. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 8 years ago
Any Terrorist living in the US will either leave or the people of the United States will eliminate you. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 8 years ago
I became a comedian because I couldn't make it as a Porn Star. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 9 years ago
Charity should be given to those who need it not those who want it. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 9 years ago
In most relationships there is usually a giver and a taker. The giver will give and the taker will take until the giver can't give anymore. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 9 years ago
My plan is to live forever, so far so good. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 9 years ago
One time I was at the Doctors office and the Doctor asked me if I was allergic to anything. I said "Yes, poison. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 9 years ago
Most of what I know I forgot. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 9 years ago
What we want we can't have and what we have we don't want. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 9 years ago
You keep using that word "Born Again", I don't think it means what you think it means. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 9 years ago
Most people would rather take the easy road than the high road. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 9 years ago
Death is the ultimate test of ones faith. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 10 years ago
Are you suppose to wear swimming trunks when you are in the car pool lane? – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 10 years ago
Some people believe that war brings about peace, I believe that peace brings about peace. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 10 years ago
Since the beginning of time man has done three things when he communicates both in speaking and in the written form. He will Generalize, Omit & Exaggerate. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 10 years ago
After all has been said and done, a lot more will have been said than done. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 10 years ago

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