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Here's the list of quotes submitted by TommyZegan — There are currently 252 quotes total — keep up the great work!

Will this be on the test? – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 3 years ago
I don't drink anymore . . . except when I'm thirsty! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 3 years ago
I don't smoke . . . unless of course I'm on fire. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 3 years ago
I just had an epiphany and I don't even know what an epiphany is. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 3 years ago
There might be a problem if your husband carries condoms and you're on the pill. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 3 years ago
When I was young my parents use to move a lot . . . but I'd always find them. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 3 years ago
Money can't buy love but it can sure buy a nice frickin mattress. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 5 years ago
Some people say that Money Talks and BS Walks but I say that BS Talks and Money Walks! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 5 years ago
There's no I in team, but there is in idiot. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 5 years ago
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 5 years ago
I have a For Sale sign on my car so if I forget where I parked my car I just wait for someone to call me and I ask them where my car is at. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 5 years ago
I use to think that the moon was made out of cheese . . and I don't even like cheese. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 5 years ago
We are all strangers, some are just stranger than others. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 5 years ago
To my son: I should have told your mom I had a headache. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 5 years ago
In high school the closest I ever got to being on the honor roll was yes your honor and no your honor. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 5 years ago
In our darkest moments we often stub our toe. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 5 years ago
Doing what you love is freedom, loving what you do is happiness. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 5 years ago
The soul and the consensus are one in the same, when the soul leaves the body so does the consensusness. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 5 years ago
Better to have the right person at the wrong time than to never had met them at all. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 5 years ago
Where there is no vision, people will bump into walls. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 5 years ago
Intelligence isn't how much you know, it's how much you remember. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 5 years ago
It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 5 years ago
Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 6 years ago
The last time my ship came in . . . I was waiting at the airport. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 6 years ago

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