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If you believe that the Bible has all the answers maybe you're not asking the right questions.

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If you believe that God would be upset with you than maybe you need to change your concept of God.

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Alright, who's the wise guy who turned the light out at the end of my tunnel?

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There's no free lunch . . . unless you're an illegal alien.

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I'm thinking of buying an aquarium and filling it up with fish so when I'm bored I can go fishing.

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Money will trump morals the majority of time.

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Personally I don't care to watch a bunch of millionaires throw balls at each other.

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Four out of Five Dentist think that the Fifth Dentist is an idiot.

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Some people say that you should fight fire with fire but I say you should fight fire with water.

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Never judge a book by it's cover . . . judge it by it's price.

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There is a big difference between Assigned Prestige and Achieved Prestige. Assigned Prestige will usually abuse it's power where Achieved Prestige won't.

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Math Problem: What does Three take away Two equal? I can prove that Three take away Two equals Two. Don't believe me? OK, you have Three apples I take away Two apples, how many apples do I have?

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You hear preachers say that the prosperity gospel doesn't work but I say that it's worked for the preachers who preach it.

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The French, they're so . . . French.

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I owned a mountain cabin once that had hot and cold running water . . . hot in the summer and cold in the winter.

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When I was young my parents use to move a lot . . . but I'd always find them.

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Life's not fair . . . get over it.

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Have you ever used Diet Shampoo before? It's for people with Fat Heads.

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Question for the Family Feud game show: "Name something that you can't say on TV.

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I am such a firm believer in the idea of "Free Press" so much that I took my neighbors newspaper off his porch this morning.

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There are two ways to take over a country. Externally by force or Internally by fiscal collapse.

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Clowns taste funny.

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People who live in Stone Houses shouldn't throw Glass.

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There's nothing better than to have a mate that actually likes you let alone loves you.

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