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When I die I want to be cremated and have my ashes spread out over a soccer field so that the kids can kick my ash.

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I'm working on my second million . . . I gave up on my first.

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All things happen for a reason . . . even No Reason is still a reason.

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I once had a memory pillow, but I forgot where I put it!

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When people try to bring you down they are only trying to bring you to their level.

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My ex-wife thought that the grass was greener on the other side . . . so now she's mowing someone else's lawn.

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Don't forget to take life one day at a time because if you miss a day or two it's called being in a coma.

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Wisdom is using knowledge through God's perspective.

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Just because you believe something is true doesn't automatically make it true.

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Two wrongs don't make a right but Three lefts do.

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New and Improved actually means that the Old Stuff Sucked!

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The average person believes that they are better than the average person.

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What you do with your hands you mess up with your feet.

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I wish I had a million dollars for every time I wished I had a million dollars.

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I don't believe in reincarnation, but then again I didn't believe in it last time either.

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If I wasn't here right now, I'd be somewhere else.

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In case you hadn't heard, I'm winning the human race.

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Once I had a dog that died of lead poisoning . . . I shot him in the head.

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If you can't think of the right word to say, make one up.

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I don't have alzheimer's, . . . I have sometimers!

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Ed Hardy called . . . he wants his clothes back!

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It's not what you know, it's what they think you know.

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Life isn't always the way it's suppose to be, it's the way it is.

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Once I had a dream that I was sleeping.

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