TommyZegan's Quotes Page #9

Here's the list of quotes submitted by TommyZegan — There are currently 252 quotes total — keep up the great work!

When I die I want to be cremated and have my ashes spread out over a soccer field so that the kids can kick my ash. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
I'm working on my second million . . . I gave up on my first. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
All things happen for a reason . . . even No Reason is still a reason. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
When people try to bring you down they are only trying to bring you to their level. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
I once had a memory pillow, but I forgot where I put it! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
My ex-wife thought that the grass was greener on the other side . . . so now she's mowing someone else's lawn. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
Don't forget to take life one day at a time because if you miss a day or two it's called being in a coma. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
Wisdom is using knowledge through God's perspective. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
Just because you believe something is true doesn't automatically make it true. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
Two wrongs don't make a right but Three lefts do. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
The average person believes that they are better than the average person. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
New and Improved actually means that the Old Stuff Sucked! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
What you do with your hands you mess up with your feet. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
I wish I had a million dollars for every time I wished I had a million dollars. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
In case you hadn't heard, I'm winning the human race. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
I don't believe in reincarnation, but then again I didn't believe in it last time either. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
Once I had a dog that died of lead poisoning . . . I shot him in the head. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
If I wasn't here right now, I'd be somewhere else. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
I don't have alzheimer's, . . . I have sometimers! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
It's not what you know, it's what they think you know. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
If you can't think of the right word to say, make one up. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
Ed Hardy called . . . he wants his clothes back! – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
Life isn't always the way it's suppose to be, it's the way it is. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago
Once I had a dream that I was sleeping. – Tom Zegan Famous Quote	added 13 years ago

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