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Myka:
You won't lose me because... I love you

Warehouse 13, Season 5  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Pete:
(via the Farnsworth) Mykes, hey, are you OK?

Myka:
There is something definitely wrong with Tracy. Her eyes are doing this weird...thing and then she gave me this-this tea and... (sees open canister of drain-cleaner on the counter) ...Oh my God, I think my sister tried to poison me.

Pete:
Wow, you said your family was competitive but...Jeez!

Myka:
No! It's obviously an artefact - I just have no idea what I'm looking for.

Pete:
Same here. Amanda was whammied by something in a leather box, but I can't find anything.

Myka:
Is she OK?

Pete:
Well, she's super-hot.

Myka:
Yes, Pete, I've met her, but if you could just set that aside for a moment?

Warehouse 13, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

(Pete tries to neutralise the artefact Amanda has received, but nothing happens)

Pete:
Nothing...(turns to Amanda)...do you...do you feel better?

(Amanda faints - Pete catches her before she hits the floor.)

Pete:
I'll take that as a no.

Warehouse 13, Season 4  Show Quote

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Amanda:
Pete, am I gonna be all right?

Pete:
(confidently) Yeah. I'm here, OK, we're gonna fix it.

Amanda:
Never really thought of you as the fix-it kinda guy. You were always much more the break-it kinda guy.

Pete:
I know, right? Who'd have thought my life would get weirder after I quit drinking?

Warehouse 13, Season 4  Show Quote

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Amanda:
I feel awful...so I assume that your showing up here is not a coincidence?

Pete:
(resignedly) Probably not. Look I'm sorry, Amanda, but it looks like we're dealing with a bit more of the old...(rocks hand back-and-forth)

Amanda & Pete:
(in unison)...boogedy-boogedy.

Amanda:
Great. What is it this time?

Pete:
I'm not really sure, but...(Amanda wipes her forehead with her sleeve)...Are you OK?

Amanda:
I'm feeling worse by the minute. (sips from a bottle of water)

Pete:
You do look a little sweaty.

Amanda:
Hmm...thank you. I was going for sweaty. Hoping for puffy later.

(Pete notices that the bottle of water Amanda has just put down is actually boiling)

Warehouse 13, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Myka:
Is that a new necklace?

Tracy:
It was a gift from Kevin last Christmas.

Myka:
Good. How is Kevin?

Tracy:
(shrugs) In Denver...on business...again.

Myka:
Good...(looks around)...so he's safe.

Tracy:
Safe?

Myka:
(thinking quickly) From...all...the crazy sister fun that we're gonna have!!

Warehouse 13, Season 4  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Jinks:
Wow, I've never had a lie hurt before.

Warehouse 13, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Pete:
I put on Abe Lincoln's hat once? Had an uncontrollable urge to free Mrs. Fredrick. Don't think that didn't get me into trouble.

Warehouse 13, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Sylvia:
This whole thing was a setup. There's nothin' in the box, is there?

Lord of Illumination:
Yes! Yes, you get it. Could you please help me explain?

Wander:
…or pair of socks, or pair of socks, or pair of socks, or pair of socks…

Sylvia:
LISTEN, YOU COSMIC CREEPS! MY FRIEND HERE DOESN'T WANT YOUR "Greatest consciousness" HULLABALOO! WHAT HE WANTS IS TO SEE SOMETHING IN THE BOX! So, PUT… SOMETHING… IN… THE… BOX.

Lord of Illumination:
Bu-but, we are the Lords of Illumination, and I don't think you can talk to us this way. [Sylvia grabs his arm and turns his body around, making him cramp; stammering] Okay, okay, it's cool. It's cool.

Wander Over Yonder  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Wanda has neutralized Agatha's magic by throwing up runes around the Hex]

Agatha Harkness:
Runes?

Wanda Maximoff:
"In a given space, only the witch who cast them can use her magic." Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am.

WandaVision  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Wanda is saying goodbye to Hex Vision]

Vision:
Wanda, I know we can't stay like this. But before I go, I feel I must know: What am I?

Wanda Maximoff:
You, Vision, are the piece of the Mind Stone that lives in me. You are a body of wires and blood and bone that I created. You are my sadness and my hope. And mostly you're my love.

Vision:
I have been a voice with no body, a body but not human, and now a memory made real. Who knows what I might be next?

[They look out the window to see the collapsing Hex wall approaching.]

Vision:
We have said goodbye to each other before, so it stands to reason--

Wanda Maximoff:
We'll say hello again.

[Vision and the house slowly start to dissolve and dismantle]

Vision:
So long, darling. [dissolves completely]

WandaVision  Show Quote

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[Jimmy is overseeing the cleanup of Westview in the wake of Wanda's departure]

Jimmy Woo:
Monica!

Monica Rambeau:
Authority looks good on you, Jimmy.

Jimmy Woo:
Where's Darcy?

Monica Rambeau:
Ah, something about "Debriefs are for the weak."

WandaVision  Show Quote

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Lord Hater:
You're too late, Emperor Awesome! The universe, will soon be MINE!

Pan to Emperor Awesome.

Emperor Awesome:
Yeah, right, bro. I'm takin' you all the way down to Awesome Town.

Shows Awesome riding dinosaur

Emperor Awesome:
Fire Breath!

(The dinosaur releases fire from its mouth)

Wander Over Yonder  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Wander:
(From a distance) Hater! Is that you? It's me, Wander! Are you here to watch the planets align, too? Look! I even packed a piiicniiiiic! I can fix it!

Wander Over Yonder  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Hater:
No! The sooner the star being, no I said that al – GOH! WHERE WAS I?!

Wander Over Yonder  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Wander:
(Referring to Sylvia) She wanted to come, but she had to go to the bathroom! Zbornaks go only once every like, five months? Crazy, huh? She told me it takes a while, and it's kind of embarrassing. And so she doesn't want everybody knowin' about it, so she said: (imitating Sylvia) "Wander, don't go blabbin' like ya always do!" (stops, in normal voice) Oh.

Hater:
I DON'T CARE!

Wander:
Where? Well, I don't know 'where' she's goin' to the bathroom, around here somewhere! Why do ya wanna know? (at the camera, in deep voice) Rude. (normal voice) It's okay though, 'cause I promised her I'd take pictures! (takes out a camera) Smile! (takes picture)

(Awesome and his army laugh)

Awesome:
Dude, text me that photo!

Wander Over Yonder  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Hater:
Peepers, Flaming Skulls, NOW!

Commander Peepers:
Already loaded, Sir.

Hater:
Eeeexcelleeeent.

Peepers:
Now Sir, the trajectory is locked, so you need to hit the trigger exactly when Awesome's troops reach the bottom of the –

Hater:
Peepers! Are you telling me what to do?!

Peepers:
Of course not, sir! Carry on.

Wander Over Yonder  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Claudia:
Claudia Donovan. Warehouse 13, next generation.

Warehouse 13, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Artie:
(creepy dance) see what you can learn from the old guy." Claudia:"what are you, having a stroke?

Warehouse 13, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Pete:
It's like a game of gay Clue.

Warehouse 13, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Claudia:
Can you teach me how to do that (makes kung fu sounds, mimes a kick), because I tried it on the light switch and I think I broke my toe. I know I broke the light switch.

Warehouse 13, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Pete:
Who smells like tuna-fish now, Ralph Brunsky?

Myka:
"...Who?

Pete:
(snapping out of it) ...Huh?

Myka:
Who?

Pete:
Oh, it's just...I was having a...little playground flashback...

Warehouse 13, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Hater:
Forget polite and proper. Forget witty and charming. I am NOT the ultimate gentleman! *Hater blasts Wander off his feet* I am LORD HATER! THE ULTIMATE EVIL! When I want something, I take it! And I want your power, NOW!!!

Wander Over Yonder  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Sylvia:
What was that back there?! Are you trying to get me eaten?! [sighs] Okay, maybe I wasn't making myself clear. We need to save Wander. So we need to go there! Without attracting attention of the giant Zbornak-eating monster. Understand?

Wander Over Yonder  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

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