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Eugene Porter:
The smartest man I ever met happened to love my hair. My old boss, T. Brooks Ellis, the director of the Human Genome Project. He said my hair made me look like, and I quote, "a fun guy," which I am. I just ain't Samson.

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Abraham Ford:
Gotten to the point where everyone alive is strong now. We have to be. You're either strong and they can help you so you help them or you're strong and they can kill ya. So you gotta kill them. You gotta kill them and...[sighs] I want to say it's never easy. That's not the truth. It's the easiest thing in the world now.

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Eugene Porter:
[to Tara] I appreciate the positive affirmations and looking the other way on the perversion, but I know empirically and definitively I cannot survive on my own.

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Tara Chambler:
[to Eugene] Welcome to the human race, asshole.

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Maggie Greene:
I know why you have the haircut.

Eugene Porter:
I told you, it's 'cause I like it.

Maggie Greene:
I believe that. I like it, too. I think you like it for a reason. You're not the person people think you are. You want 'em to know who you are.

Eugene Porter:
Not following you.

Maggie Greene:
If you didn't have that mullet, you'd probably be like everybody else in the labs. But you're not like everybody else. I think a lot of people in your position probably woulda given up, but you didn't.

Eugene Porter:
There were people-- a lot of them along the way-- they made sure I didn't give up. It wasn't me remotely.

Maggie Greene:
It was. You started this thing. And you're not like Samson. He was kind of a mess.

Eugene Porter:
Not following you.

Maggie Greene:
Well, his story goes that one day when a lion attacked him, God gave him strength and he tore it apart. Then he goes back one day, he's by himself, and he sees that bees have made a hive in the carcass. So later he tells this riddle to people. "Out of the eater, something to eat. Out of the strong, something sweet." And I always thought, "How the hell are people supposed to know the answer when it's just about his own life? When the only place the answer is, is in his own head?"

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Carol Peletier:
You said we get to start over.

Daryl Dixon:
Yeah.

Carol Peletier:
Did you?

Daryl Dixon:
I'm tryin'. Why don't you say what's really on your mind?

Carol Peletier:
I don't think we get to save people anymore.

Daryl Dixon:
Then why are you here?

Carol Peletier:
I'm tryin'.

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Daryl Dixon:
Some days, I don't know what the hell to think.

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Carol Peletier:
I don't know if I believe in God anymore or heaven, but if I'm going to hell, I'm making damn sure I'm holding it off as long as I can.

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Noah:
We can get her back. We can get Beth back.

Daryl Dixon:
What's it gonna take?

Noah:
A lot. They got guns, people.

Daryl Dixon:
So do we.

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Dave:
Hey, look, I found my old notebook with all my old rhymes in it.

Larry:
You held on to that, and yet you threw away any picture of me before the age of ten.

Dave:
I was doing you a favor. You were not a photogenic child.

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Dave:
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on the roof.

Vicky:
Hey, I don't want you going up there to smoke pot.

Dave:
Oh, I'm not. I'm going to throw myself off it.

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Dave:
(to Larry) You got busted with pot? What the hell's the matter with you? You know, I'm ashamed to call you my son. (cut scene) All right, the truth is, this is actually the first time I feel like he really is my son.

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Vicky:
So, Mom, when's the wedding?

Betty:
It's two weeks from today.

Sid:
And we want you all to be there.

Vicky:
Well, of course we're all going to be there.

Dave:
Yeah, I can't think of any reason why we wouldn't. (cut scene) But two weeks should be enough time for me to come up with something

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Vicky:
What's more important: my mother's happiness or a free trip to the Caribbean?

Dave:
Vicky, I know what answer you're hoping to hear, but we both know which one is going to come out of my mouth.

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Dave:
Hey, remember how you said me sticking up for Kenny was a wonderful thing?

Vicky:
(raising her wine glass) Yeah.

Dave:
Well, Social Services is on their way here to take him away. By the way, it might not be a bad idea if you weren't drinking when they got here.

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Dave:
Can you believe these kids?

Vicky:
What can I say? Your sperm and my eggs, it's a powerful combination, honey.

Dave:
It certainly defeated every form of birth control we tried.

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Dave:
I don't know about you two, but I'm sick and tired of working for that douche bag. I mean, when's it going to be my turn to be the boss and have people call me the douche bag?

Joe:
Apparently, a lot of people around here already think you're the boss.

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Dave:
What the hell are you doing sitting by the trash cans?

Larry:
Just hanging out.

Dave:
Oh, I know I told you you were garbage before, but I didn't mean it literally.

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Dave:
Think, Fink. This is your opportunity to be rid of Hillary Gold once and for all. And if I were you, I'd be attaching a rocket to her ass and shooting her out into space. I mean, seriously, do you really want this girl in your school a minute longer than necessary.

Principal Fink:
You know, I never quite thought of it like that. Okay!

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Mike:
Alright, I've been up all night brainstorming, and I think you're both going to be very pleased.

Larry:
Wow, you know, this is the first time I've ever been excited about having a little brother since they brought you home from the hospital and I realized that no one would pay any attention to me ever again... (pauses) So what do you got?

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Dave:
(after sees Taye & Hillary kissing) Yo! Father in the room! Hey, Taye, let me tell you something. The only thing you should be kissing in this house is my ass.

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Larry:
Yeah, but I thought Mom and Dad were happy.

Hillary:
Really? Douchebag and Skank never struck you as odd pet names?

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Dave:
You have no idea what it's like to have an unsupportive father like that.

Larry:
I'm sure it could cause some real damage.

Dave:
You have no idea, freak show. No idea.

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Larry:
There he is! The greatest dad in the world!

Dave:
You're not getting any more money.

Larry:
I hate you!

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