Wikidude's Quotes Page #276

Here's the list of quotes submitted by wikidude  —  There are currently 140,397 quotes total — keep up the great work!

The Monarch:
You - get up! I SAID GET THE FUCK UP! What's your name?

The Venture Bros., Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Dr. Orpheus:
Who wants PIZZA ROLLS?

The Venture Bros., Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

(after Brock beats up Major Tom's screaming ghost and throws it overboard)

Pirate Captain:
Well, we coulda done that.

The Venture Bros., Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Mary-Louise:
I will not let her put you in this Hell Stone!

The Vampire Diaries, Season 7  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Caroline:
[Exasperated] Damon.

The Vampire Diaries, Season 8  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Damon:
Alright, bulletin. Human Stefan is a lightweight. [Walks in front door with a very drunk Stefan]

The Vampire Diaries, Season 8  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Damon:
(Mimicking) Hi, I'm Katherine, the bitch who will destroy your world for all eternity. He he he.

The Vampire Diaries, Season 8  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Caroline:
How do we get Katherine to show herself?

Damon:
We throw the one party Katherine will never miss. Who doesn't love a wedding?

The Vampire Diaries, Season 8  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Damon:
Yes, you came. [To Bonnie] I've put some champagne on ice. [Bonnie looks distraught ] Bon, What's wrong?

Bonnie:
I just spoke to Kai, You didn't destroy Hell.

[Flashback] Kai:
In fact, thanks to you killing Cade, Hell's never been in better hands.

Damon:
What are you talking about? If Cade's not running Hell, who is?

[Flashback] Kai:
Think of the only person worse than Cade.

Bonnie:
Think of the only person worse.

[Flashback] Kai:
The person who knows where all your weak spots are.

Bonnie:
Who wants to hit you there over and over again.

[Flashback] Kai:
Who will stop at nothing to make sure that you and everyone you love suffer.

Bonnie:
The one who wants revenge for what we did...to her.

Damon:
[Shatters bottle in grip] Don't you dare say it, Bonnie. Listen to me, we won. You hear me, don't you dare say that name!

[Kai in flashback] Kai:
The myth! The legend! The baddest bitch of all. [Laughs]

Damon:
.....Katherine.

Bonnie:
[In agreement] Katherine.

[Kai in flashback, suddenly alone as Bonnie has disappeared.] Kai:
Bon? [Spin Doctors playing again] Bonnie. No, Bonnie! Bonnie! Bonnie! [Screams]

Damon:
[Resignedly] We're Toast.

The Vampire Diaries, Season 8  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Damon:
So I'm thinking of a person. He's reasonably good looking, charming accent, and he would be the most amazing wingman if he just got rid of his martyr complex.

Enzo:
That's not how you play 20 questions. Regardless, your answer is either Jesus Christ, or me.

The Vampire Diaries, Season 8  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Damon:
My life is over, Stefan. My life has been over for a century and a half. Ever since you took it from me.

The Vampire Diaries, Season 8  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Stefan:
Please don't give up.

Bonnie:
Of course. But please don't ask me to have hope. Hope hurts, and I don't want to hurt anymore.

The Vampire Diaries, Season 8  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Enzo:
Wanna watch some TV?

Damon:
Nah, I was just going to read for a little while.

Enzo:
Alright. Night then.

The Vampire Diaries, Season 8  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Frank and Scully:
[Each gives Damon a thumbs up]

The Vampire Diaries, Season 7  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Damon:
I’ve asked them very politely to make sure that Marty stays alive, and if he doesn’t, then I will cut off their thumbs and feed them to the squirrels. Right guys?

The Vampire Diaries, Season 7  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Frank and Sully:
[waving to Alaric and Damon from back of ambulance] Hey. How ya doin’?

The Vampire Diaries, Season 7  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Damon:
I had to improvise. The over-the-counter stuff wasn’t working. That’s Frank and that’s Sully. Hi guys!

The Vampire Diaries, Season 7  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Mary-Louise:
I'm already dead, my love.

The Vampire Diaries, Season 7  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Nora:
If you don't stop, you will die.

The Vampire Diaries, Season 7  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Klaus:
We're going to see a witch. I may have something that can help you with your Rayna Cruz problem.

The Vampire Diaries, Season 7  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Mary-Louise:
That was an amazing escape. I take back all my insults about your driving.

The Vampire Diaries, Season 7  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Damon:
Hallelujah, he’s seen the light.

The Vampire Diaries, Season 7  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Matt:
His brother is a friend, and that's the only reason I'm helping him.

The Vampire Diaries, Season 7  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Stefan:
Why do you think I'm here, Klaus?

The Vampire Diaries, Season 7  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

We need you!

Help us build the largest authors community and quotes collection on the web!

Quiz

Are you a quotes master?

»
Who said, "To lead the people walk behind them"?
A Lao Tzu
B Mahatma Gandhi
C Nelson Mandela
D Martin Luther King Jnr