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Clark Griswold:
That's nothing, it's a...birthmark.

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Clark Griswold:
Hard six coming out.

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Clark Griswold:
It's my long-life food preservative. The FDA finally approved it!

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Clark Griswold:
Eddie, This is great! They don't have any of these games at the Mirage.

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Clark Griswold:
His name is not Papagiorgio. His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student!

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Clark Griswold:
Don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin, Rus.

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Clark Griswold:
...and he want's to enter that garden, with a knowledge, and a mulch...

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Clark Griswold:
Oh, Keno! This is easy.

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Clark Griswold:
My pen burst. (after hotel employee notices Clark's arm is blue from falling in the plane's toilet)

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Ellen Griswold:
(after an attempt to have sex with Clark in the bathroom goes horribly wrong) I'll never fly again.

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Ellen Griswold:
Clark, this is a family trip. Can you try to stay with the family.

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Ellen Griswold:
Could be worse...you could be pregnant again.

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Ellen Griswold:
You find the Clark Griswold that I married and you tell him that I'm at the Mirage!

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Ellen Griswold:
I love what you've done with the kitchenette.

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Ellen Griswold:
Well, I don't know what you would do with your horses, because, Clark likes to use the garage for the cars and the lawn mower.

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Ellen Griswold:
I've got news for you Clark. I haven't said yes, yet.

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Rusty Griswold:
Couldn't you just roll us around on the bed again.

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Rusty Griswold:
Who would have thought my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred. Am I right?

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Rusty Griswold:
It's expensive having an entourage.

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Rusty Griswold:
Security: "No corrective lenses tonight Mr Papagiorgio?" Rusty: "No sir, I do not require them."

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Rusty Griswold:
Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on mom!

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Cousin Eddie:
Clark, have you ever tried to swim with the dolphins?

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Cousin Eddie:
[to Wayne Newton] Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for you!

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Cousin Eddie:
Aw, she's got her mother's looks and her daddy's sense of balance.

– Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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In which movie does this quote appear: "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."?
A Way of the Dragon
B Men in Black
C Double Impact
D Fight Club