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Cousin Eddie:
My garden's spittin' out 50-lb tomatoes.

Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Cousin Eddie:
Hey, kids. Round-up time!

Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Cousin Eddie:
Oh, yeah. That's from when I sold my kidney. I figured with all the advancements in modern science, I'd better sell it while someone still wanted to buy it. Smartest thing I ever did, Clark.

Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Cousin Eddie:
Ahh Uban Coffee you know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything, ice cream, mashed potatoes or just eat it straight out of the can for a quick pick me up.

Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Cousin Eddie:
Don't worry, he's with me.

Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Cousin Eddie:
It's a bust, Las Vegas fun police, hand over your chips. ha ha ha ha

Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Cousin Eddie:
I gotta warn ya Clark – they don’t play the same games that they do at them regular casinos

Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Cousin Vicki:
Lord is my witness, I hate this heat! If it isn't gluing your butt to the truck seat it's making you sweat like a farm animal!

Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Cousin Vicki:
In this world, you’re either up on the stage in the spotlight, or down in the pit serving drinks

Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Cousin Vicki:
Honey, these boys ain't much to talk to, but, if you want a night away from your cat... they're more than fine.

Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Jilly - That's it, kid. Now all we have to do is teach you how to dress.

Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Roy - What a great audience.

Vegas Vacation  Movie Quote

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Brian Slade:
I knew I should create a sensation, gasped the Rocket, and he went out. (Oscar Wilde - from the Remarkable Rocket)

Velvet Goldmine  Movie Quote

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Curt Wild:
Everyone’s into this scene because it’s supposedly the thing to do right now. But you just can’t fake being gay. You know, if you’re gonna claim that you’re gay you’re gonna have to make love in gay style, and most of these kids... just aren’t going to make it. That line, ‘Everybody’s bisexual’, that’s a very popular thing to say right now. Personally, I think it’s meaningless.

Velvet Goldmine  Movie Quote

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Curt Wild:
He thought he fucking was Maxwell Demon in the end – you know? And Maxwell Demon...he thought he was God.

Velvet Goldmine  Movie Quote

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Curt Wild:
Heroin used to be my main man. You could be my main man.

Velvet Goldmine  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Mandy Slade:
You all know me – subtlety’s my middle name. It’s as subtle as the piece of skin between my vagina and my anus – ooh la! la! Now what’s that called, I can never quite remember...No man’s land? Oh gosh – my geesh, dah-ling!

Velvet Goldmine  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Mandy Slade:
I knew it was over. I just didn't know it was up to me to make it stop.

Velvet Goldmine  Movie Quote

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Mandy Slade:
Time, places, people,... they're all speeding up. So, to cope with this evolutionary paranoia, strange people are chosen who, through their art, can move progress more quickly.

Velvet Goldmine  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Arthur Stuart:
Softly, he said, "I will mangle your mind".

Velvet Goldmine  Movie Quote

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Opening Text:
Although what you are about to see is a work of fiction, it should never the less be played at maximum volume.

Velvet Goldmine  Movie Quote

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Female Narrator:
Histories like ancient ruins are the fictions of empires. While everything forgotten hangs in dark dreams of the past, ever threatening to return.

Velvet Goldmine  Movie Quote

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Oscar Wilde:
I want to be a pop idol.

Velvet Goldmine  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Young Boy:
Put out the torches. Hide the moon. Hide the stars.

Velvet Goldmine  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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