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Evan Baxter:
(to Long after the Ark crashes into Congress] Hello Congressman. Mind if I park my boat here?

– Evan Almighty  Movie Quote

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Evan Baxter:
And he wanted me to wear this robe because he thought it would be funny.

– Evan Almighty  Movie Quote

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God:
(appears at Congress and recites the the Pledge of Allegiance) I pledge allegiance to the flag under the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands. One nation under me indivisible and liberty and justice for all.

– Evan Almighty  Movie Quote

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Victor Shakapopulis:
When it comes to sex, there are some mysteries that should remain unexplored. And with my luck, they always will be.

– Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex*  Movie Quote

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Divorce Court Judge:
The defendant did commit an adulterous act with a sheep - most distasteful in view of the fact that the sheep was under 18 years old.

– Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex*  Movie Quote

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The Queen:
Didst I feel aright or didst I feel that thy two hands did upon my royal body cop a feel?

– Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex*  Movie Quote

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Cheryl:
[get's freaked out by the recorder] TURN IT OFF!

– The Evil Dead  Movie Quote

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Voice On Recorder:
I have seen the dark shadows moving in the woods and I have no doubt that whatever I have resurrected through this book is sure to come calling for me....

– The Evil Dead  Movie Quote

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Father Damien Karras:
[to the demon, after Merrin's death] You son of a bitch! Take me! Come into me! Goddamn you, TAKE ME! TAKE ME! [becomes possessed, tries to strangle Regan] NO!!! [throws himself out the window]

– The Exorcist  Movie Quote

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Regan Macneil:
You're going to die up there.

– The Exorcist  Movie Quote

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Regan Macneil:
[as she is being thrown about on her bed] OH PLEASE MOTHER, MAKE IT STOP!!! IT'S HURTING!!!!! [possessed voice, after a doctor tried to hold her] Keep away! The sow is mine! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!

– The Exorcist  Movie Quote

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Regan Macneil:
[possessed voice, as she masturbates with a crucifix] LET JESUS FUCK YOU! LET JESUS FUCK YOU! LET HIM FUCK YOU!!! [pressing Chris's face into her groin] LICK ME! LICK ME! [spins her head 180 degrees] You know what she did?! Your cunting daughter?!

– The Exorcist  Movie Quote

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Father Merrin:
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

– The Exorcist  Movie Quote

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Father Kanavan:
[makes the Sign of the Cross] May the Lord be in your heart to confess your sins. Yes?

Penitent:
I have a... a... scrupulous conscience, Father. This need to... confess... so many things. If I... step on... two straws on the shape of the Cross, I feel that I have to confess it. It torments me.

Father Kanavan:
Try and make a good confession, and remember, Christ forgives all our sins.

Penitent:
Only little things. Nothing. Seventeen of them, Father. The first was that waitress in Candlestick Park. I cut her throat and watched her bleed. She bled a great deal. It's a problem I'm working on, Father. All this bleeding.

[begins cackling diabolically; Kanavan looks on in horror]

– The Exorcist III  Movie Quote

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University President:
Joey... What did you say that offended Tom Lowery? He's our biggest benefactor.

Father Dyer:
Oh, he is?

University President:
What did you say to him?

Father Dyer:
"Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

– The Exorcist III  Movie Quote

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Mrs. Clelia:
My radio. Aren't you going to fix it? Nothing ever gets fixed round here. Just a whole bunch of pies and anchovies. Go away. I don't ever talk to strangers.

Kinderman:
I'm the radio repairman, Mrs. Clelia.

Mrs. Clelia:
Well then, fix it.

Kinderman:
What's wrong with it?

Mrs. Clelia:
Dead people talking. It's right here. Do you see it?

Kinderman:
Yes. I see it.

Mrs. Clelia:
I just knew you weren't really a radio repairman. That's a telephone I'm holding.

– The Exorcist III  Movie Quote

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Kinderman:
The whole world is a homicide victim, Father. Would a God who is good invent something like that? Plainly speaking, it's a lousy idea. It's not popular. It's not a winner.

Father Dyer:
There you go, blaming God.

Kinderman:
Who should I blame? Phil Rizzuto?

Father Dyer:
You wouldn't want to live forever.

Kinderman:
Yes, I would.

Father Dyer:
No, you wouldn't. You'd get bored.

Kinderman:
I have hobbies. In the meantime, we have cancer and mongoloid babies and murderers, monsters prowling the planet, even prowling this neighborhood, Father... right now, while our children suffer... and our loved ones die, and your God goes waltzing blithely through the universe like some kind of cosmic Billie Burke.

Father Dyer:
Bill, it all works out right.

Kinderman:
When?

Father Dyer:
At the end of time.

Kinderman:
That soon?

Father Dyer:
No. We're going to be there. We're going to live forever, Bill. We're spirits.

Kinderman:
Oh, I would love to believe that.

– The Exorcist III  Movie Quote

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Kinderman:
Are you Damien Karras?

Patient X:
Aah, you haven't any medical records for him, have you? No tedious fingerprints?

– The Exorcist III  Movie Quote

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Patient X:
Incidentally, who is this Damien you mentioned?

Kinderman:
Don't you know him?

Patient X:
I know nothing! Except I must go on killing Daddy! I must shame him!

– The Exorcist III  Movie Quote

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Lieutenant Kinderman:
This I believe in... I believe in death. I believe in disease. I believe in injustice, and inhumanity, and torture, and anger, and hate. I believe in murder. I believe in pain. I believe in cruelty, and infidelity. I believe in slime, and stink, and in every crawling, putrid thing, every possible ugliness and corruption, YOU SON OF A BITCH! I BELIEVE... in you.

– The Exorcist III  Movie Quote

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The Gemini Killer/Patient X:
You again. You've interrupted me. Well... come in, Father Morning. Enter, knight. This time you're going to lose.

– The Exorcist III  Movie Quote

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The Gemini Killer/Patient X:
I still hear from her occasionally, screaming. I think the dead should shut up, unless there's something to say.

– The Exorcist III  Movie Quote

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Sean:
"We race, and the loser leaves town for good."

– The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Sean:
[while looking at spark plug] "That's why she's spittin'."

– The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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