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Brand:
[after Chunk has glued the penis piece upside down on his [Brand] and Mikey's mother's mini replica of Michelangelo's David] Dork. If God made you do it that way, you'd all be pissing in your faces.

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Brand:
Forget about any adventures, limp lungs. If I'd let you out, my mom will ground my ass and I got a date with Andy on Friday.

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Brand:
[discovering that the Fratellis have been making counterfeit money] Hold on. Quiet! They're fake, they're bogus. They're phony, they're phony!

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Andy:
I'm not a Goonie. I wanna go home.

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Mouth:
Reverse PRESSURE!

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Mouth:
[finding something on the Inferno that Mikey thinks he can translate] Ah, translate nothing! It's just a sketch of the old cannonball chamber!

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Stef:
Martin Sheen? That's President Kennedy, you idiot! (Mouth: Well, same difference! I mean, he played Kennedy once.) Oh, that's really smart. I'm glad you're using your brain. (Mouth: Yeah, well at least I have a brain!) You're so stupid, Mouth. (Mouth: Oh, yeah?) Yes. Shut up!

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Data:
Data's quite tired of falling, and Data's tired of skeletons!

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Chunk:
Oh, God, am I depressed.

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Chunk:
[finding the Fratellis' jeep in the garage] ORV. Bullet holes. [shocked in horror] Bullet holes?!

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Chunk:
Mikey, this ain't the kind of place you wanna go to the bathroom in. (Mama Fratelli: Why not?) Because they might have daddy long legs in them.

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Chunk:
It's a STIFF!

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Chunk:
Look, mister, I need a ride. My friends and I just had a run-in with these really disgusting people, you might've heard of them, the Fratellis. We found their hideout. Could you please, please take me to the sheriff's station? I can describe all three of them.

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Chunk:
We went over to Mikey's dad's place, and we found a map that said that underneath this place there's buried treasure.

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Chunk:
[when the Fratellis are overrun by bats accidentally released by Brand] Hey, Mikey, if you can hear me, RUN! RUN! They're coming after you!

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Chunk:
See, you guys? You never believed me. I said that there was gonna be buried… [Jake takes the ice cream and spoon out of his hands]

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Chunk:
[meeting Sloth for the first time] Hi, sir. My name's Lawrence. Sometimes people call me Chunk.

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Chunk:
Geez, mister. You're even hungrier than I am.

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Chunk:
[to the Sheriff, pointing to the Fratellis] These are the bad guys! Those are the bad guys!

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Chunk:
Sloth. You're gonna live with me now. I'm gonna take care of you. 'Cause I love you.

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Sloth:
Chocolate!

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Sloth:
Ruth, Ruth, Ruth! Baby Ruth!

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Sloth:
Rocky Road.

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Sloth:
H E Y Y O U G U Y S !!!

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added 2 years ago

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