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Frank Costello:
[to Colin] One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.

The Departed  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Colin Sullivan:
[to Madolyn] If we're not gonna make it, it's gotta be you that gets out, cause I'm not capable. I'm fucking Irish, I'll deal with something being wrong for the rest of my life.

The Departed  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Captain Ellerby:
Most people wouldn't trust anybody with an immaculate record. I do. I got an immaculate record.

The Departed  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Alexandra King:
When I was over at Christmas, I caught her with the guy. It made me sick to see her near you. I went back to school thinking that that was it... that I was just done with her. I was gonna call and tell you everything, and... and then the accident happened, and... I was waiting until she woke up, I guess. You didn't even suspect. Right? Right? You disgusted me too. You're always so busy.

The Descendants  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dr. Nefario:
Oh, here is the new weapon you ordered [fires cloud of foul-smelling gas at minion, making a flatulent noise and knocking the minion out]

Gru:
No, I said dart gun, not— [wafts stench away from face] Ooh! Okay…

Despicable Me  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Edith:
Are these beds made out of bombs?

Gru:
Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up... but try not to toss and turn.

Edith:
Cool.

Despicable Me  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[Gru turns on the TV which shows Mr. Perkins]

Gru:
Sorry to bother you Mr. Perkins, but I figured that you would want to see this! [shows the shrink ray] Huh? [Jerry manages to get off the couch, but Kevin, who is still sitting on it, is shrunk]

Mr. Perkins:
Well done, Gru. Rather impressive.

Gru:
Now, the rest of the plan is simple. [shows a picture] I fly to the moon... [shows another picture] ...I shrink the moon... [shows another picture] ...I grab the moon... [shows a poorly drawn picture, signed by Edith] I sit on the toilet... Wait, what?! [the girls laugh; nervous]

Despicable Me  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Margo:
Hey, can we order pizza?

Edith:
All right then.

Gru:
[picks up Agnes and puts her back] Pizza? You just had lunch!

Edith:
Not now, for dinner.

Gru:
Dinner?! Just fine, fine, fine, whatever! Just get back in there.

Margo:
Oh, uh, can we get stuffed crust?

[Gru suddenly stops with an irate look on his face]

Edith, Agnes, Stuart and Jerry:
Ooh, stuffed crust!

Gru:
I'll stuff you all in the crust!

Agnes:
[giggles] You're funny!

Gru:
Just don't come out of that room again! [closes the door; to Mr. Perkins] Alright. Sorry about that. Where were we?

Mr. Perkins:
You were sitting on the toilet.

Despicable Me  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Agnes:
I like him. He's nice.

Edith:
But scary. [turns off her light]

Agnes:
...Like Santa! [turns off her light]

Despicable Me  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[watching the girls' dance recital]

Gru:
They're very good.

Marlena:
Ah, I'm so proud of you, son. You turned out to be a great parent. Just like me. [Gru rolls his eyes] Maybe even better. [Gru smiles]

Despicable Me  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Gru:
We have located a shrink ray in a secret lab, and once we take this shrink ray, we will have the capability to pull off the true crime of the century! We... are going... to steal... [all the minions pull out weapons] Wait, wait! I haven't told you what it is yet! [Dave the minion fires a missile that scatters another group of minions] Hey! Dave, listen up, please! [one of the singed minions punches Dave] Next, we are going to steal... [long pause] pause for effect… [opens skylight] ...THE MOON!

Despicable Me  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Vector:
[to Gru] I'm applying for a new villain loan, go by the name of... Vector! [no response] That's a mathematical term, represented by an arrow, composed of both direction and magnitude! [no response] Vector! That's me! Because I'm committing crimes, with both direction and magnitude! OH YEAH!

Despicable Me  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Vector:
[to Gru] Check this out! Piranha gun! Oh yes! Fires live piranha. Have you ever seen one before? No! That's because I invented it.

Despicable Me  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Mr. Perkins:
[Gru is applying for a loan] Let’s say this apple is you. If we don’t start getting our money back… [viciously crushes the apple] get the picture? [Gru gulps nervously]

Despicable Me  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Agnes:
Aah! Oh my gosh! Look at that fluffy unicorn! He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!

Despicable Me  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Kevin:
It's a test, right?

Pam:
Isn't everything?

The Devil's Advocate  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

John Milton:
You've got to marshal your strength. Prioritize. Conserve your energy.

The Devil's Advocate  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

John Milton:
Diaboli virtus in lumbis est. The virtue of the Devil is in his loins.

The Devil's Advocate  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Baby:
[dancing in front of Otis and the hostages] Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these. [repeated 4x]

Otis:
Hoss, are you staring at my sister thinking bad thoughts?

Roy:
No,

Otis:
Well, why not- are you a faggot?

Roy:
No.

Otis:
Well, what are ya then? I mean you got this hot, piece of ass shaking her shit right in front of you and you're not getting any ideas. What do you call that?

Roy:
I'm a married man.

Otis:
Oh, a married fuckin' man. Hey, that's just great! Let's give him a big round of applause, folks for the married man! come on! [he and Baby clap and laugh]

Baby:
Wow! married man!

Otis:
All right. wow. okay, mama, front and center, on your feet.

Roy:
Don't hurt her.

Otis:
Get on your feet. Come on. Let's go.

Adam Banjo:
Please, mister. This is insane.

Otis:
Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit, 'cause it's definitely gettin' chiseled on your tombstone. okay, come on, Mama. Take that shit off, let's see what's been holding Hoss's balls at attention all these years.

Gloria:
What?

Otis:
What? Take off your clothes, or one of these assholes is going to die. Come on, come on.

Baby:
Shit, way to go, Roy! she ain't too bad. She got a tight little ass on her!

Otis:
And she got some child-rearing hips. Huh, yeah, hey.

Gloria:
Please don't hurt me. please don't hurt me.

Otis:
Here, ooh, Jeez. Roy, beginning to see what you mean. Whoa.

Gloria:
Please don't hurt me.

Otis:
You like this, don't ya? Say "Yes, I do. " You like that, don't ya? Say "Yes, I do. " Yes, I do. Yes, I do.

Gloria:
Yes, I... I do.

Otis:
Okay. Okay, now. Give me some sugar. Make it sweet. Don't want me to tense up my trigger finger. My finger's getting tense... I want you to say, "You're the almighty devil, and I want you to make me my filthy whore. " Come on, say it. Come on I know. I know you're feeling it. I know you're feeling it. Say it.

Gloria:
You're... the... almighty... devil and I want you... to make me your... fucking whore.

Otis:
You make me sick.

Baby:
Woo-hoo! I feel like we're all really getting to know each other now.

Otis:
All right, ladies. Me and the boys have an errand to run. We'll be back in a little while. Come on, Hoss, move it. Come on, shit stain! Gotta go! Come on! God damn it!

The Devil's Rejects  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Baby:
Meow! Meow. Hey, pussycat. Hey, got a light?

Roy Sullivan:
No, uh, I don't smoke. My doctor says I got lungs like a professional athlete.

Baby:
Ah, I get it. You wanna live forever.

Roy Sullivan:
Yeah yeah, well...

Baby:
So what, are you on vacation all by yourself or something?

Roy Sullivan:
Yeah... no. I'm actually out here with my singing group. I do the lead singing for it. It's called "Banjo and Sullivan. " I used to sing with Johnny Cash. He shook my hand.

Baby:
I love famous people. They're so much better than the real thing.

Roy Sullivan:
Well, yeah, I suppose they are.

Baby:
I bet all the girls wanna fuck you.

Roy Sullivan:
Would you say that again?

Baby:
I bet all the girls wanna fuck you.

The Devil's Rejects  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Roy Sullivan:
Do you kiss your mama with that mouth?

Baby:
Trust me, fella. That ain't the only thing I do with this mouth.

Roy Sullivan:
Don't tell me that! What? Say that again.

Baby:
That I ain't the only thing I do with this mouth.

The Devil's Rejects  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Susan:
Come on, honey. Mommy has to get to work. If I'm late one more time, Mr. McDonnell is gonna can my ass.

Jamie:
I am hurrying! I dropped something.

Susan:
Will you get in the car?! Okay, come on, let's go get in.

Jamie:
Mom, a clown.

Susan:
Yeah yeah, a clown. Oh... hi.

Captain Spaulding:
Hi I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.

The Devil's Rejects  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Sheriff John Wydell:
Son, if you ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aron Presley in my presence again, I will kick the living shit out of you! you get this Hollywood-loving pussy out of my face.

Marty Walker:
Elvis is in Hollywood!

Sheriff John Wydell:
Get the hell outta here!

Marty Walker:
His first film...

Sheriff John Wydell:
Get out!

Marty Walker:
"Love Me Tender," was based on an Irish folk song!

Sheriff John Wydell:
F*ck Groucho!

The Devil's Rejects  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Tuvia Bielski:
[After shooting a rebelling subordinate dead in front of the group and is holding the other rebels at gunpoint] As long as I am leader of this group, you will obey my commands. There will be no complaining, no sitting, no doing nothing. [Turns to the rest of the refugees, who are staring at what just happened] Anyone who wants to leave, leave now! [Turns back to the rebels] Take his body into the woods, leave it for the wolves. Do it now. [The men do as Tuvia orders]

Defiance  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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