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Rodrick Heffley:
[to Rowley] Beat it.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Rodrick Heffley:
What? [Greg run offs. Rowley holds onto to Rodrick's leg to stop him] Let go, baby hippo!

Diary of a Wimpy Kid  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

John Mcclane:
Oh man, I can't fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?

Die Hard 2: Die Harder  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

John Mcclane:
I got enough friends!

Die Hard 2: Die Harder  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

John Mcclane:
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

Die Hard 2: Die Harder  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Wikus Van De Merwe:
You almost poked my eye out with a fookin' lollipop! I'm tryin' to be fookin' nice to you, man!

District 9  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

John Dolittle:
LEAVE ME ALONE! STOP TALKIN' TO ME!!! [screams three times]

Dr. Dolittle  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Barbara [after passionately kissing Jon]:
Jon...

Jon:
What?

Barbara:
I can't let you come inside just yet...

Jon:
Why?

Barbara [talking in a low voice and seductively]:
'Cause I don't know what that would mean, you know?... I don't wanna do anything unless it means something... Don't you think it's always better when it means something?

Jon:
Yeah... [keeps kissing her]

Barbara:
I think you should go back to school, baby...

Jon [stops kissing her, shocked]:
What?

Barbara [suddenly turns around and slowly begins to dry hump on Jon]:
Yeah, come on, just a night class... get your degree...

[Jon groans]

Barbara [in between thrusts]:
You'd be so sexy in a real job... so what'd ya say? You, me and our friends go out sometime?

Jon:
Yeah...

Barbara:
And our families meet... huh, yeah?

Jon:
Yeah!

Barbara [starts thrusting a little harder]:
And you take one class for me, baby? One little class? Huh? Yeah? Yeah?

Jon:
Yeah, oh!

Barbara:
And after that, baby, are you gonna fuck me in my tight ass, baby? Please?

Jon [close to climax]:
Jesus!

Barbara:
And maybe come on my face? Huh, Jon? Do you wanna come at my face?

Jon:
Oh, yes!

Barbara:
Then come on, baby! Come for me! Cum! Cum! Cum...

Don Jon  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Don Jon:
See? This is what I'm sayin; real pussy is good, but, I'm sorry, it's not as good as porn. Tits? Great. Ass? Great. Blowjob? Sure, it's fuckin' fantastic in person-if she'll do it. But in real life, if you wanna get head, you gotta give head. And I know, some guys love eating pussy, but the thing about those guys is THEY'RE FUCKIN' CRAZY! Don't get me wrong, I like a good pussy eating clip, but from down here, there's nothing good about this. And if she finally does decide to do you the big favor...she's in a fuckin' hurry. Now, when it comes to the actual fucking, first of all, condoms are terrible, they just are! But, you gotta wear one, 'cause, unlike porn, real pussy can kill you. Second of all, missionary is the worst position in all of fucking! The tits lie flat, you can't see her ass-you can't really touch her ass, 'cause she's lyin' on her back. They don't want to do it from behind, 'cause they wanna look at you. Basically, it's all me doin' all the work. Money shot? No, there is no real life Money shot! Real girls won't do that shit! You just cum through the fuckin' condom! So, you tell me: which looks better? This? [a clip of him having sex with a girl] Or THIS? [a clip of his porn]

Don Jon  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Don Jon:
Alright, I'll admit: there are some downsides. Like, there's some times you find a great clip with a hot chick, and right as you're startin' to cum, it shows the guy. It's not much of a fault, really, but it still sucks, so... also, now adays, you got so much to choose from, so, finding the right clip takes a lot of time. And my time is precious to me. Yeah, I got shit to do, so...and, every once in a while, you find a clip that's so good, it's fuckin' depressing. You think to yourself, "why can't real pussy be like THIS?" And, I smash new girls, all the fuckin' time, always an 8, or better, and it's STILL never this good! What am I doin' wrong? Maybe it's time to try somethin' new, so...

Don Jon  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Don Jon:
I'm in love with Barbara. I am. And tonight, I FINALLY got to fuck her. But I'm sorry to say, it's STILL not as good as porn. Tits-best ever. Ass-best ever. Blowjob-good luck. A girl that hot- she don't need to give head. For her, she just wants to go from kissing, to naked kissing, to fucking, you know, "making love." And, by "making love," I mean, "missionary fucking." No doggy, no cowboy...

Don Jon  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Barbara:
[dry-humping Jon] 'Cause I don't know what that would mean, you know?... I don't wanna do anything unless it means something... Don't you think it's always better when it means something?...You'd be so sexy in a real job... so what'd ya say? You, me and our friends go out sometime?... And our families meet... huh, yeah?... And you take one class for me, baby? One little class? Huh? Yeah? Yeah?... and after that, are you gonna fuck me in my tight ass, baby? Please?...and maybe come in my face?... Huh, Jon? You wanna come at my face?... then come on baby, cum for me! Cum, cum, cum...

Don Jon  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

The True Spirit Of Adventure:
The profusion of mathematical forms brings to mind the words of Pythagoras: "Everything is arranged according to number and mathematical shapes." Yes, there's mathematics in music, in art, in just about everything. And as the Greeks have guessed, the rules are always the same.

Donald in Mathmagic Land  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dr. Samantha Grimm:
In one of the carbon dating labs, an internal phone was left off the hook.

Gunnery Sergeant Asher "Sarge" Mahonin:
You get anything from it?

[Hunegs clicks on a small tape recorder:
loud screaming.]

Doom  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dr. Samantha Grimm:
So, "Reaper"? As in Grimm?

John "Reaper" Grimm:
They're Marines, Sam, not poets.

Doom  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Marcus "Pinky" Pinzerowski:
You don't look like a "Mac."

Mac:
Katsuhiko Kumanosuke Takahashi.

Marcus "Pinky" Pinzerowski:
So... Mac.

Doom  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

The Kid:
Sarge! There's a storeroom to the south. It's got, like, 20 people holed up inside of it. We gotta do something.

Sarge:
Your orders were to clear that sector. Is it cleared?

The Kid:
No, I told them to stay put. They're okay, just scared shitless.

Sarge:
We kill 'em all. Let God sort 'em out.

The Kid:
[Uncertain] This is wrong! I don't think-

Sarge:
Son! You don't think! That's an order. We're in the field, soldier.

John "Reaper" Grimm:
Sarge, if nothing's found them...

Sarge:
You will obey the order of your commanding officer.

The Kid:
[Hesitates, then answers firmly] No.

Sarge:
Now.

The Kid:
Go to Hell.

[Sarge raises his assault rifle and shoots The Kid in the throat; he falls on his back.]

John "Reaper" Grimm:
No! [He rushes to The Kid, but the rookie Marine dies moments later.]

Gregory "Duke" Schofield:
Holy shit!

Sarge:
Mutinous insurrection... is punishable, by death.

John "Reaper" Grimm:
It was his first mission!

Sarge:
And it's not gonna be my last! I need soldiers! I don't need anybody else, but soldiers!

[Reaper closes The Kid's eyes and stands up, assault rifle in his hands. Sarge and Reaper glare at each other.]

Pinky:
[Nervously, aiming a pistol] Drop the weapons! I have no intention of being killed by a madman! Drop the weapons!

[The surviving Marines turn to look at Pinky; Sarge starts looking past him.]

Pinky:
What? [Pauses] Aw, there's something behind me, isn't there-

[A monster grabs Pinky, throws him around, and drags him off down the darkened passageway. Pinky screams and struggles the whole time. Sarge opens fire with his assault rifle and quickly pursues as the creature disappears around a corner with Pinky.]

Sarge:
On me!

Doom  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Mandrake:
Colonel... that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.

Guano:
That's private property.

Mandrake:
Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!

Guano:
Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?

Mandrake:
What?

Guano:
You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

Dr. Strangelove  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Major T. J. "King" Kong:
Well, boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... but we got one little budge on them Rooskies. At this height why they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen!

Dr. Strangelove  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Pacha:
Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you? I was always taught that there was good in everyone, but ooh, you proved me wrong.

Kuzco:
Oh, boo-hoo. Now I feel really bad. Bad llama.

Pacha:
I could've let you die out in that jungle, and then all my problems would be over.

The Emperor's New Groove  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[Kuzco had escorted out the restaurant by Pacha as they distracted Yzma with a birthday song]

Kuzco:
What are you doing?

Pacha:
Look, there's two people in there looking for you.

Kuzco:
What?

Pacha:
A big guy and a skinny old woman.

Kuzco:
Wait. Was this woman scary beyond all reason?

Pacha:
Oh, yeah.

Kuzco:
[wipes his disguise makeup off] That's Yzma and Kronk. I'm saved!

Pacha:
[grabs Kuzco by collar] Trust me, they're not here to save you.

Kuzco:
They'll take me back to the palace. Thanks for your help. You've been great. I can take it from here.

Pacha:
No, no, you don't understand. They're trying to kill you.

Kuzco:
Kill me? Their whole world revolves around me.

Pacha:
[he tries to stop him] No, I can't let you!

Kuzco:
What? Wha... Oh! Oh, I get it.

Pacha:
What?

Kuzco:
You don't want to take me back to the palace. You want to keep me stranded out here forever.

Pacha:
[shocked] No!

Kuzco:
This has all been an act, and I almost fell for it.

Pacha:
Will you just listen to...

Kuzco:
[interrupting] No, no, you listen to me. All you care about is your-your stupid hilltop!

Pacha:
What?

Kuzco:
You don't care about me. Now, just get out of here. Go!

Pacha:
But, but...

Kuzco:
GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE!

Pacha:
FINE!!!

[Kuzco leaves]

The Emperor's New Groove  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Giselle:
Hello, please open the door.

Enchanted  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Robert Philip:
[to Morgan about Giselle] Just because she has on a funny dress doesn't mean she's a princess. She's a seriously confused woman who's fallen into our laps.

Enchanted  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Queen Narissa:
Another chance? What do you think poison apples grow on trees? There's only one left! You are out of chances! [Nathaniel: Your Majesty, please...] NO, FORGET IT! I'M COMING THERE, AND I WILL KILL THE LITTLE WRETCH MYSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELF!!!

Enchanted  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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