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Iris:
But I think what I've got is something slightly resembling, gumption.[Slams door shut in Jasper's face. Lifts hands up and screams with joy]

The Holiday  Movie Quote

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Iris:
That was brilliant. Brutal, but brilliant.

The Holiday  Movie Quote

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Iris:
I could go with you as like your date or something [to Arthur].

The Holiday  Movie Quote

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Amanda:
And that is why they pay me the big bucks.

The Holiday  Movie Quote

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Graham:
I'm Mr. Napkin Head!

The Holiday  Movie Quote

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Arthur:
So, he's a schmuck.

The Holiday  Movie Quote

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Arthur:
Let's get this embarrassment over with.

The Holiday  Movie Quote

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Arthur:
This was some Meet-Cute!

The Holiday  Movie Quote

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Marv Merchants:
[To Kevin] Shut up, you little moron!

Home Alone 4  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dr. Sundstrom:
Herb, do you want to take a couple of days off?

Dr. Bock:
No.

Dr. Sundstrom:
Go down to Montego Bay, get drunk, get laid, get a little sun?

Dr. Bock:
For God's sake, I'm 53 years old, with all the attendant fears. I just left my wife, after 24 years. A standard case of menopausal melancholy.

Dr. Sundstrom:
Maybe you wanna see Joe Einhorn.

Dr. Bock:
Don't wanna see a psychiatrist. Stop worrying about me. All I got to do is get my ass back to work, I'll be fine. I'm sorry if I caused you concern.

The Hospital  Movie Quote

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Dr. Einhorn:
I see a man exhausted, emotionally drained, riddled with guilt, has been systematically stripping himself of wife, children, friends - isolating himself from the world. Are you impotent?

Dr. Bock:
Intermittently.

Dr. Einhorn:
What does that mean?

Dr. Bock:
It means I haven't tried in so long, I don't know.

The Hospital  Movie Quote

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Dr. Bock:
A man comes into this hospital in perfect health, and in the space of one week, we chop out one kidney, damage another, reduce him to coma, and damn near kill him.

Dr. Brubaker:
Yes, sir.

Dr. Bock:
You know, Brubaker, last night I sat in my hotel room, reviewing the shambles of my life - and contemplating suicide. I said, "No, Bock. No, don't do it. You're a doctor, you're a healer. You're the Chief of Medicine at one of the great hospitals of the world. You are a necessary person. Your life is meaningful." Then I walk in here, today, and I find out that one of my doctors. was killed by a couple of nurses who mistook him for a patient; because, he screwed a technician from the Nephrology Lab.

Dr. Brubaker:
Hematology.

Dr. Bock:
And now you come to me with this gothic horror story in which the entire machinery of modern medicine has apparently conspired to destroy one lousy patient. Now, how am I to sustain my feeling of meaningfulness in the face of this?

The Hospital  Movie Quote

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Barbara:
I don't want my father in this hospital. I had a dream about this hospital. I dreamt this enormous, starched, white-tile building suddenly erupted like a volcano, and all the patients, doctors, nurses, attendants, orderlies, the whole line-staff, food-service people, the aged, the lame, and you, right in the middle, were stampeding in one hideous, screaming, suicidal mass into the sea. I'm taking my father out of here and as quickly as I can.

Dr. Bock:
You're really a fruitcake, you know?

The Hospital  Movie Quote

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Barbara:
I fancied you from the first moment you came lumbering down that hallway, upstairs. I said to Mr. Blacktree, "Who's that hulking bear of a man?" Apaches are reverential about bears. Won't eat bear meat, never skin bears. Bears are thought of as both benign and evil, but very strong power. Men with bear power are highly respected and are said to be great healers. "That man," I said, "gets his power from the bear."

Dr. Bock:
Swell.

The Hospital  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dr. Bock:
What do you say, Miss Drummond?

Barbara:
I expect you can call me Barbara... considering you ravished me three times last night... .

Dr. Bock:
Three times?

Barbara:
Oh, look at him pretending he didn't count. You were as puffed up as a toad about it. Punched a couple of holes in your crusade for universal impotence, didn't it? I think we're on first-name basis now.

The Hospital  Movie Quote

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Dr. Mead:
For heaven's sake, William, you're gonna be in the hospital for two lousy days. What are you making such a fuss about?

William Mead:
You're supposed to be a big wheel around here.

Milton Mead:
There are no private rooms available. If they brought in Jesus Christ fresh off the cross, I couldn't get him a private room.

The Hospital  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dr. Bock:
You're greedy, unfeeling, inept, indifferent, self-inflating, and unconscionably profitable. Besides that, I have nothing against you. I'm sure you play a hell of a game of golf.

The Hospital  Movie Quote

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Dr. Bock:
We've got a 23-year-old boy. I threw him out of the house last year. A shaggy-haired Maoist. I don't know where he is. Presumably, building bombs in basements as an expression of universal brotherhood.

The Hospital  Movie Quote

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Dr. Bock:
I'm middle class. Among us middle class, love doesn't triumph over all - responsibility does.

The Hospital  Movie Quote

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Barbara Drummond:
Within a week, my father had closed his Beacon Hill practice and set out to start a mission in the Mexican Mountains. I turned in my SDS card and my crash helmet, and I followed him. It was a disaster, at least for me. My father had received the revelation, not I. He stood gaunt on a mountain slope and preached the Apocalypse to solemnly amused Indians. I masturbated a great deal. We lived in a grass wickiup, ate raw rabbit and crushed piñon nuts. It was hideous. Within two months, I was back in Boston. A hollow shell, disenchanted with everything, and dizzy with dengue. I turned to austerity, combed my hair tight, entered nursing school. I became haggard, driven - had shamelessly incestuous dreams about my father. I took up with some of the senior staff there. One of them a portly psychiatrist, explained I was generated by an unresolved lust for my father. I cracked up. One day, they found me walking to work naked and screaming obscenities. There was talk of institutionalizing me. So I packed a bag and went back to join my father in the Sierra Madre Mountains. I've been there ever since. That's three years. My father is, of course, as mad as a hatter. I watch over him, and have been curiously content. You see, Doctor, I believe in everything.

The Hospital  Movie Quote

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Barbara Drummond:
Mr. Blacktree disapproves of my miniskirt, the only thing I had to come to the city with. Back at the tribe, I wear ankle-length buckskin.

The Hospital  Movie Quote

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Barbara Drummond:
You're a very tired, very damaged man. You've had a hideous marriage, I assume a few tacky affairs along the way. You're understandably reluctant to get involved again. On top of that, here I am with this preposterous idea you throw everything up and go off with me to some barren mountains in Mexico. Utterly mad, I know. On the other hand, you obviously find this world as desolate as I do. You did try to kill yourself last night. So that's it, Herb. Either me and the mountains or - a bottle of potassium.

The Hospital  Movie Quote

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Edmund Drummond:
Mislaid. Mislaid among the broken wrists, the chest pains, the scalp lacerations, the man whose fingers were crushed in a taxi door, the infant with a skin rash, the child swiped by a car, the old lady mugged in the subway, the derelict beaten by sailors, the teenage suicide, the paranoids, drunks, asthmatics, the rapes, the septic abortions, the overdosed addicts, the fractures, infarcts, hemorrhages, concussions, boils, abrasions, the colonic cancers, the cardiac arrests - the whole wounded madhouse of our times.

The Hospital  Movie Quote

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Mrs. Cushing:
Dr. Spezio, may I see you for a moment, Doctor, if you don't mind? Doctor is this your handwriting, if you don't mind? Am I supposed to read this? Was that a sprain? Was that a broken wrist? I can't read that scribbling. I mean I have to bill these people. I know you doctors are the ministering angels and I'm the bitch from the accounting department, but I've a job to do too. I mean, if you don't mind, Doctor.

The Hospital  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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