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Hayley Stark:
4 out of 5 doctors agree that I am actually insane.

Hard Candy  Movie Quote

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Hayley Stark:
[Finding Jeff's stash of child pornography] Oh, Jeff. This is what they make those federal laws for, Jeff. This is officially sick.

Hard Candy  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Jeff Kohlver:
You're right. You're right, Hayley. Thank you. Thank you. This is me. This who I am. Thank you. Thank you for helping me see it.

Hard Candy  Movie Quote

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Jeff Kohlver:
Which do you wanna fuck first, me or the knife?

Hard Candy  Movie Quote

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[Fox has just finished drinking water.]

Ron Fox:
Derek, can I get another water–? [Turns around and sees Harold and Kumar getting ready to jump out of the cargo plane] WHAT THE FUCK?! [Gets up, throws down the malt ball carton, and pulls a revolver at Harold and Kumar] Keep your hands up!

[Harold and Kumar raise their hands up.]

Harold Lee:
Please don't shoot!

Kumar Patel:
Jesus Christ!

Harold Lee:
Please don't shoot!

Kumar Patel:
Okay, okay!

[As Fox steps towards Harold and Kumar, Beecher steps out of the cockpit and towards Fox.]

Ron Fox:
It will be a cold day in hell before I let you hijack this plane.

[Beecher grabs the revolver from Fox, throws him down to the floor, and points the revolver at him.]

Ron Fox:
[Takes off his headphones and throws them down on the floor] Beecher, what are you doing? Huh? Whose side are you on? I thought I told to stay in the cockpit!

John Beecher:
Enough, Fox! I've had enough of your crap! You think that just because I'm smart, you can treat me like some dork in gym class? It's obvious these kids are innocent, but you're too dumb to realize that. You know, it's people like you who make the world think that Americans are stupid! WELL, WE'RE NOT STUPID!!! AND WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!! [To Harold and Kumar] It's okay, guys. It's all over now. Everything's gonna be alright–

[As Beecher steps towards Harold and Kumar, he slips on the malt balls that Fox spilled, opens the door of the cargo plane, and falls out of it. Harold and Kumar fall out of the cargo plane as well, while Fox tries to grab onto the seats.]

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay  Movie Quote

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[Harold and Kumar are falling.]

Harold Lee:
Fuck!

Kumar Patel:
I don't wanna die!

Harold Lee:
Kumar!

Kumar Patel:
What?!

Harold Lee:
I have the parachute! Come over here!

Kumar Patel:
How the fuck am I supposed to do that?!

Harold Lee:
Swim!

[Harold and Kumar swim towards each other.]

Kumar Patel:
Holy shit! It's fucking working!

[Harold and Kumar grab onto each other.]

Kumar Patel:
I love you, dude!

[Harold and Kumar turn around and see Fox, who has also fallen out of the cargo plane, shooting at them with a revolver.]

Kumar Patel:
Oh, shit!

Harold Lee:
Don't worry about him! I have an idea!

Kumar Patel:
What?!

[Harold deploys the parachute, with Kumar hanging onto him.]

Ron Fox:
[While falling to his death] FUCK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Vanessa Fanning:
You remember that time that you broke into the animal lab and, like, stole that monkey and put it in Andy Rosenberg's dorm room?

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay  Movie Quote

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Ron Fox:
[Seeing Harold and Kumar in custody] North Korea and Al Qaeda working together. This is bigger than I thought.

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay  Movie Quote

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Ron Fox:
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Zip it, Hello Kitty, okay? I know your operation's funded through drugs.

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dr. John Beecher:
Enough, Fox! I've had enough of your crap! You think that just because I'm smart, you can treat me like some dork in gym class? It's obvious these kids are innocent, but you're too dumb to realize that. You know, it's people like you who make the world think that Americans are stupid! WELL, WE'RE NOT STUPID!!! AND WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!!

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dr. John Beecher:
[Last words] It's okay, guys. It's all over now. Everything's gonna be alright–

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay  Movie Quote

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Aunt Petunia:
Up! Get up! Now!

Dudley:
Wake up, cousin! We're going to the zoo!

Aunt Petunia:
Here he comes the birthday boy!

Uncle Vernon:
Happy birthday son.

Aunt Petunia:
Why don't you just cook the breakfast and try not to burn anything.

Harry:
Yes Aunt Petunia.

Aunt Petunia:
I want everything to be perfect for my Dudley's special day!

Uncle Vernon:
Hurry up! Bring my coffee boy!

Harry:
Yes Uncle Vernon.

Aunt Petunia:
Aren't they wonderful darling?

Dudley:
[about his gifts] How many are there?

Uncle Vernon:
36, counted them myself.

Dudley:
36?! But last year, last year I had 37!

Uncle Vernon:
I mean– Yes, yes. Well, some are a quite a bit bigger than last year's –

Dudley:
I don't care how big they are!

Uncle Vernon:
Now, now, now, this is what we're going to do. Is that when we go out we're going to buy you 2 new presents. How's that pumpkin?

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone  Movie Quote

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Aunt Petunia:
It should be a lovely day at the zoo. I'm really looking forward to it.

Uncle Vernon:
I'm warning you now boy. Any funny business, any at all and you won't have any meals for a week. Get in.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[Dudley and Vernon are banging on the glass at a snake habitat at the zoo]

Dudley:
Make it move.

Uncle Vernon:
Move.

Dudley:
Move!!

Harry:
He's asleep!

Dudley:
He's boring.

Harry:
Sorry about him he doesn't understand what it's like, lying there day after day watching people press their ugly faces in on you. [the snake looks straight at Harry] Can you hear me? [the snake nods] It's just I've never talked to a snake before. Do you… Do you talk to people often? You're from Burma, aren't you? Was it nice there? Did you miss your family? [the snake shakes its head "no"] I see. That's me as well. I never knew my parents either.

Dudley:
[rushing over and shoving Harry out of the way] Mummy, Dad, come here; you won't believe what this snake is doing! [the entire pane of glass vanishes; Dudley stumbles and falls in] Woah! Woah! Ah!

[The snake slithers out and looks at Harry]

Snake:
Thanks.

Harry:
Any time.

[The snake makes its escape, heading for the door]

Crowd:
Snake! Ahh!

[Dudley gets up, but panics when he finds the glass has reappeared]

Dudley:
Mum! Mummy! Help me!

Aunt Petunia:
My darling boy! How did you get in there! Who did this? How did you get in there? Is there a snake?

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone  Movie Quote

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Uncle Vernon:
Oh Marge is ill. Ate a funny whelk.

Dudley:
Dad! Look! Harry's got a letter!

Harry:
Hey give it back! It's mine!

Uncle Vernon:
Yours? Who'd be writing to you?

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone  Movie Quote

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Uncle Vernon:
Fine day Sunday. In my opinion, best day of the week. Why is that, Dudley?

Harry:
[when Dudley doesn't answer] Because there’s no post on Sundays?

Uncle Vernon:
Right you are, Harry! [takes cookie from Harry] No post on Sundays. Hah! No blasted letters today! No, sir! Not one single bloody letter! Not one! No sir, not one blasted, miserable- -

Dudley:
Make it stop, please!

Uncle Vernon:
Stop it!

Dudley:
Mummy what's happening?

Uncle Vernon:
Give me that! Give me that letter!

Harry:
Get off! They're my letters! Let go of me!

Uncle Vernon:
That's it! We're going away, far away! Where they can't find us!

Dudley:
Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?!

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Harry:
All students must be equipped with a one standard size two pewter cauldron, and may bring, if they desire, either an owl, a cat, or a toad. Can we find all this in London?

Hagrid:
If you know where to go.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone  Movie Quote

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[Harry and Ron run into McGonagall's classroom.]

Ron:
Made it! Can you imagine the look on old McGonagall's face if we were late?

[The cat leaps from the table and turns into McGonagall, who goes over to Harry and Ron.]

Ron:
That was bloody brilliant!

McGonagall:
Oh, thank you for that assessment, Mr. Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr. Potter and yourself into a pocket watch? That way, one of you might be on time.

Harry:
We got lost.

McGonagall:
Then perhaps a map? I trust you don't need one to find your seats.

[As McGonagall goes over to her table, Harry and Ron sit next to each other.]

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Firenze Harry Potter, you must leave. You are known to many creatures here. The Forest is not safe at this time, especially for you.

Harry:
But what was that thing you saved me from?

Firenze:
A monstrous creature. [indicates the dead Unicorn] It is a terrible crime to slay a Unicorn. Drinking a Unicorn's blood will keep you alive even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price, for you have slain something so pure, that from the moment the blood touches your lips, you will have a half-life. A cursed life.

Harry:
But who would choose such a life?

Firenze:
Can you think of no one?

Harry:
Do you mean to say, that-that thing that killed the Unicorn, that was drinking its blood... that was Voldemort?

Firenze:
Do you know what is hidden in the school at this very moment, Mr. Potter?

Harry:
The Sorcerer's Stone.

[Hagrid, Ron and Hermione appear]

Hermione:
Harry!

Hagrid:
Hello there, Firenze. See you've met our young Mr. Potter. You alright there, Harry?

Harry:
[nods] Mm-hm.

Firenze:
Harry Potter, this is where I leave you. You're safe now. Good luck.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[Harry wakes up in the hospital wing, puts on his glasses, and smiled to see his presents on the table]

Dumbledore:
Good afternoon, Harry. [sees candies and cards on table] Ah, tokens from your admirers.

Harry:
Admirers?

Dumbledore:
What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret. So, naturally, the whole school knows. Ah, I see your friend Ronald has saved you the trouble of opening your Chocolate Frogs.

Harry:
Ron was here? Is he alright? What about Hermione?

Dumbledore:
Fine. They're both just fine.

Harry:
But what happened to the Stone?

Dumbledore:
Relax, dear boy. The Stone has been destroyed. My friend Nicholas and I have had a little chat, and agreed it was best, all around.

Harry:
But, then Flamel... he'll die, won't he?

Dumbledore:
He has enough elixir to set his affairs in order. But yes, he will die.

Harry:
How is it I got the Stone, Sir? One minute I was standing in the Mirror, and the next...

Dumbledore:
Ah, you see, only a person who wanted to find the Stone, find it, but not use it, would be able to get it. That is one of my more brilliant ideas. And between you and me, that is saying something.

Harry:
Does that mean, with the Stone gone that is, that Voldemort can never come back?

Dumbledore:
Ah, I'm afraid... there are ways in which he can return. Harry, do you know why Professor Quirrell couldn't bear to have you touch him? [Harry shakes his head] It was because of your mother. She sacrificed herself for you, and that kind of act leaves a mark. [Harry reaches up to touch his scar] No, no. This kind of mark cannot be seen. It lives in your very skin.

Harry:
What is it?

Dumbledore:
[smiling] Love, Harry. Love. [walks back to the table] Ah, Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. [picks it up] I was most unfortunate in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I'm afraid I've lost my liking for them. But, I think I could be safe with a nice toffee. [eats one bean] Mm, alas. Earwax.

[Harry smiles]

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Harry Potter:
[after Dumbledore announced Umbridge the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, whispering to Hermione] She was at my hearing. She works for Fudge.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Kingsley Shacklebolt:
You may not like him, Minister, but you can't deny: Dumbledore's got style.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Katie Bell:
I know you're going to ask Harry, but I don't know who cursed me. I’ve been trying to remember, honestly. But I just can’t.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Severus Snape:
You dare use my own spells against me, Potter? Yes. I'M the Half-Blood Prince.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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