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Benjamin:
Look, we figured this out eighteen different ways. And no matter how we figured out it, somebody didn't like it! So from now on it's every man for himself, and may the best man win! [points to Mrs. Marcus] Except you, lady! You can just drop dead!

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Pike:
All right, now we all agree on that.

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dispatcher:
Attention, all units. The Crumps are locked in a hardware store basement. Shall I let them out?

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Culpepper:
How the hell could they get themselves locked in a basement?

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Hawthorne:
And then there is this infantile preoccupation with BOSOMS! They've become the dominent theme in American culture! I'll wager you anything you like that if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your entire national economy would collapse overnight!

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Anthony Swofford:
(yelling enthusiastically) FIELD FUCK!!!

Jarhead  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Pfc Dave Fowler:
Fucker's fucked now.

Jarhead  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Needy:
How are you going to get alcohol?

Jennifer:
I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.

Jennifer's Body  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Needy:
Jennifer's evil.

Chip:
I know.

Needy:
No. I mean, she's actually evil. Not high school evil.

Jennifer's Body  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Needy:
Best friends FOREVER, huh? You killed my fucking boyfriend! You goddamned monster, you dumb BITCH!

[Jennifer bites Needy on the arm. Needy reveals her knife]

Needy:
Ya know what THIS is for? Huh? It's for cutting BOXES!

[Needy tries stabbing Jennifer in the face, Jennifer grabs the knife]

Jennifer:
Do you buy ALL your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, you're butch!

Needy:
Cross out Jennifer!

[Needy slices a bloody "X" on Jennifer's stomach with the knife]

Jennifer:
[After being stabbed] My tit.

Needy:
No...your heart.

Jennifer's Body  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Passing Motorist:
So, why are you headed east?

Needy:
I'm following this rock band.

Passing Motorist:
Must be one hell of a group.

Needy:
Tonight's gonna be their last show.

Jennifer's Body  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Needy Lesnicky:
Hell is a teenage girl.

Jennifer's Body  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Needy Lesnicky:
I don't even know who Needy Lesnicky is anymore. I'm a different person now. A person who uses curse words and kicks orderlies and sees things that aren't there. A very bad, very damaged person... [lifts her top sleeve, revealing Jennifer's bite-mark imprinted on her shoulder] Lesnicky: But sometimes change can be good! For instance, most occult scholars don't know this, but if you're bitten by a demon, and you live, you just might absorb some of the demon's abilities... You might get lucky for once in your miserable life! [she floats up, kicks out the window and escapes]

Jennifer's Body  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Jennifer Check:
[Grabs Needy's breasts] These are like smart bombs, you point them in the right direction and shit gets real.

Jennifer's Body  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Chip Dove:
Needy, I care about you. As a person, not just some girl I made love to for four minutes the other night, and I'm scared of what's happening to you.

Jennifer's Body  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Chastity:
It's true. It's on the Wikipedia.

Jennifer's Body  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Needy's Mom:
[to Needy] I dreamed some bad people were trying to nail you to a tree with hammers and big stakes and shit. Just like J.C. But I didn't let 'em get to you, 'cause I'm a hard-assed, Ford-tough mama bear.

Jennifer's Body  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Jonas' Dad:
You hear me, you bastard?! I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion door knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!

Jennifer's Body  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

John Tucker:
Maybe I come on too strong, but... I don't know who else to be. I just have to put my whole heart into things.

John Tucker Must Die  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Beth Mcintyre:
I was so depressed, I couldn't even enjoy the break-up sex. [the girls stare at Beth] Oh my god, I'm such a slut!

John Tucker Must Die  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[as Mowgli sits down near some rock with his head low until hears sounds from nearby bushes. Baloo the Bear appears comes in.]

Baloo:
[scat-singing] ? Doo-bee doo-bee doo-bee dee-doo. Well, it's a doo-bah-dee-do, yes, it's a doo-bah-dee-do, I mean a doo-be doo-bee doo-be, doo-be doo-bee doo. And with-- ? [stops singing; he spoked to sees Mowgli] Well, now. [chuckles] What have we here? [he sniffs Mowgli's hair, and Mowgli get really annoyed uncover his head down] Hmm! Hey, what a funny little bit of a-- [Mowgli slaps him in his nose] Oh!

Mowgli:
Go away!

Baloo:
Oh, boy! I've seen everything in these woods. Cool! What have I run on? What a pretty thing this is!

Mowgli:
Leave me alone.

Baloo:
Well, now. [tapping Mowgli's back] That's pretty big talk, little britches.

Mowgli:
I'm big enough. [he starts hitting Baloo in the tummy repeatedly but Baloo doesn't almost notice that]

Baloo:
Ha-ha.. tsk-tsk-tsk. Pitiful. Hey, kid, you need help, an ol' Baloo's gonna learn you to fight like a bear. Now, come on, I'm gonna show you. Grrr! [he starts to dance around and Mowgli too, mimicking Baloo's move] Ha-ha! Yeah. All right now kid, loosen up, get real loosen, then start to weave, weave a little, now move, that's it. Now give me a big bear growl, scare me! [Mowgli makes a barely audible growl] Tsk-tsk-tsk. Oh, boy. I'm talking about like a big bear!

[Baloo makes a growl which rocks the jungle to the bottom and even Bagheera who was walking away all this time hears it.]

Bagheera:
He's in trouble. Why, I-I shouldn't have left him alone!

[Bagheera runs back to Mowgli]

Mowgli:
[angrily growls at Baloo] Grrr.

Baloo:
[anger roars loudly] GRRR!!!!

Mowgli:
Grrr!

Baloo:
A big one, right from the toes.

Mowgli:
How's that?

[Bagheera arrives and sees Baloo is dance fighting with Mowgli]

Mowgli:
[off in the distance] Grrr!

Baloo:
[off-screen; chuckles] Ya, you're getting it, kid!

Bagheera:
Oh, no, it's Baloo! That shiftness stupid jungle bum!

[Baloo and Mowgli dance around again]

Baloo:
Weave about, now look for an opening. Keep movin', keep-- [Mowgli takes some swings at Baloo's nose but misses; laughs] Ya, you're getting it, kid! [chuckles] Come on, that's it! [chuckles] He's a dandy! [Playfully slaps Mowgli on the bottom which sends him rolling around and leaves him knocked out on the ground.]

Bagheera:
Heh-heh. Fine teacher you are, Old Iron Paws.

Baloo:
Oh, thanks, Bagheera.

Bagheera:
Yeah, tell me, tell me after you know your pupil senseless, how do you expect him to remember the lesson, Hmm?

[Mowgli at this time already came to and sits on the ground, shaking head]

Baloo:
Well, I-- I-- I didn't mean to... lay it on him so hard.

[Mowgli gets up and walks to Baloo, though kinda unsteadily]

Mowgli:
I'm not hurt. I'm all right! I'm a lot tougher than some people think.

Baloo:
You better believe it! Now let's go once more. Now, I want you to keep circlin' or I'm gonna knock your roof in again, you better keep movin'-- [Mowgli hits Baloo into lower jaw] Ooph! [playfully falls down] Hey! Right on the button! [Mowgli climbs on Baloo's tail, occasionally tickling him with his feet; laughing.] No. No, no. No, no. Now, you're ticklin'. [chuckling happily; Mowgli starts tickling him deliberately] Oh, no, no, no, no. No, we don't do that here, the chat-- Oh, no, you're ticklin', I-I can't stand tick-- [chuckling playfully hysterically] HELP, BAGHEERA!

Bagheera:
Oh, boy. That's all he needs. More Confidence.

Mowgli:
Give up, Baloo?!

Baloo:
I give up! I told ya. [chuckles] Ooh, I give-- [Mowgli stops tickling him] Hey. [chuckles] You know something? You're all right, kid. What do they call you?

Bagheera:
Mowgli. And he's going back to the Man Village right now.

Baloo:
[shocked] Man Village? They'll ruin him! They'll make a man outta him!

Mowgli:
[he notice Baloo want to stay in the Jungle] Oh, Baloo, I want to stay here with you!

Baloo:
Certainly you do.

Bagheera:
No? And just how do you think he will survive?

Baloo:
[mimics Bagheera, sarcastically] "How do you think he will..." What do you mean "How do you think he..." He's with me, ain't he? And I'll learn him all I know.

Bagheera:
Well, heh, that shouldn't take too long.

The Jungle Book  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[Baloo glares at Bagheera and then turns to Mowgli at the Begins of "The Bare Necessities"]

Baloo:
Look, now it's like this, little britches. All you gotta do is... [singing] ? Look for the Bare Necessities, the simple Bare Necessities. Forget about your worries and your strife. I mean the Bare Necessities! Ol' Mother Nature's recipes, that bring the Bare Necessitites of life. Wherever I wander, wherever I roam. I couldn't be fonder of my big home. The bees are buzzin' in the tree to make some honey just for me. When you look under the rocks and plants, and take a glance at the fancy ants. Then maybe try a few... ?

Mowgli:
You eat ants?

Baloo:
[laughs] You better believe it. And you're gonna love the way they tickle.

[Rock almost falls on Mowgli]

Bagheera:
[stammers] MOWGLI, LOOK OUT!

Baloo:
[singing] ? The Bare Necessities of life will come to you. ?

Mowgli:
[trying to catch an ant] But when?

Baloo:
[singing] ? They'll come to you. Look for the Bare Necessities, the simple Bare Necessities. Forget about your worries and your strife. I mean the Bare Necessities! That's why a bear can rest at ease with just the Bare Necessities of life. Now when you pick a pawpaw, or a prickly pear... ?

Mowgli:
[pointed prickling finger] Ow!

Baloo:
[continue singing] ? ...And you prick a raw paw. Well, next time, beware! Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw. When you pick a pear try to use the claw. But, you don't need to use the claw. When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw. Have I given you a clue? ?

Mowgli:
Golly, thanks, Baloo!

Bagheera:
"Pawpaw".... Ha! Of all the silly gibberish.

Baloo:
[yanks a pouty Bagheera's foot as he smirks] Come on, Baggy! Get with the beat! [singing] ? The Bare Necessities of life will come to you. ?

Mowgli:
[singing] ? They'll come to me! ?

Baloo:
[singing] ? They'll come to you. ? [Music from the song goes on through the whole following scratching scene] How 'bout scratchin' that old left shoulder while you're up there, Mowgli? [Mowgli scratches Baloo's back] Now just a hair lower. There, right there. That's it. Ahh... This is beautiful. That's good. Kid, we've got to get to tree, this calls for some big scratch.

Mowgli:
[laughs] You're lots of fun, Baloo!

[Baloo is now scratching against a tree]

Baloo:
Right on it. Yeah. That's delicious. Ahh... ooh! Just a little bit-- Mm... yeah... ha-ha! Ooh! [pulls tree from the ground finally, and scratches by it trunk with his back to the his chest] Mm... mmm... ha-ha... ooh. Yeah. [Baloo, satisfied, lets himself fall into a river] Oh, man, this is really livin'. [floats in a river] So just try and relax. Yeah. [Mowgli gets on his tummy] Cool it. Fall apart in my backyard. [Mowgli float down a river] Cause' lemme tell you some'm, Li'l Britches: if you act like that bee-acts, uh-huh. You're working too hard. And don't spend your time just looking around.... for something you want that can't be found. [singing] ? When you find out you can live without it and go along not thinking about it. And I'll tell you something true. The Bare Necessities of life will come to you. ?

Bagheera:
[annoyed, and turns walks away] Ahh... I give up. Well, I hope his luck holds out.

Baloo:
Mowgli, how 'bout you singing?

Baloo and Mowgli:
[both singing] ? Look for the Bare Necessities, the simple Bare Necessities. Forget about your worries and your strife. ?

Mowgli:
Yeah, man!

[the monkeys sees Mowgli and Baloo are singing in the float a river]

Both:
[singing] ? I mean the Bare Necessities, that's why a bear can rest at ease. With just the Bare Necessities of life. ?

Baloo:
Yeah!

Both:
[singing] ? With just the Bare Necessities of Life. ?

Mowgli:
Yeah, man!

[At the end of "The Bare Necessities"]

Baloo:
[laughing] Beautiful! That's real jungle harmony.

Mowgli:
[smiles] I like being a bear.

Baloo:
[smiles] That's my boy. And you're gonna make one swell bear. Why, you even sing like one!

The Jungle Book  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[Mowgli and Baloo as they begin their journey to the Man Village.]

Mowgli:
Yeah, man! I like being a bear. [Baloo looks worried holds a banana] Where are we going, Baloo?

Baloo:
[throw a banana off the ground] Well, ah... it's a... um, well it's sort of new and the--

Mowgli:
[holding a Baloo's paw] Oh, I don't care, as long as I'm with you.

[the "My Own Home" theme plays in background again]

Baloo:
Mowgli, look buddy, there's something I've got to tell you.

Mowgli:
[chasing a butterfly] Tell me what, Baloo?

Baloo:
[sighs; rubbing his neck, and scratches his chest] Oh, gee whiz. Now, how did ol' Baggy put it's? [happily realizes what will Bagheera saids] Uh, uh, Mowgli... Ha! You wouldn't marry a panther, would you?

Mowgli:
[chuckles] Gee, I don't even know what you're talking about. [catches a butterfly, misses]

Baloo:
Mowgli, don't you realize that you're human?

Mowgli:
[started to playful fight Baloo again] I'm not anymore, Baloo. I'm a bear like you!

Baloo:
[nervously] Little buddy, look, listen to me.

Mowgli:
[playful fighting Baloo's tummy] Come on! Come on, Baloo!

Baloo:
Now Mowgli, stop it now, now hold still. [grabs Mowgli's hands] I wa-- I wanna tell you something, now listen to me!

Mowgli:
What's the matter, ol' papa bear?

Baloo:
[still sadly] Look Mowgli, I've been trying to tell you, I've been trying all morning to tell you. I'VE GOT TO TAKE YOU BACK TO THE MAN VILLAGE!

Mowgli:
[shocked, alarmed] THE MAN VILLAGE?!?

Baloo:
Now look, kid, I can explain...

Mowgli:
[backs up slowly] But-But you said we were partners.

Baloo:
Now believe me, kid, I--

Mowgli:
You're just like... like old Bagheera!

Baloo:
[angrily] Now, just a minute, that's going too far! [Mowgli runs off in the opposite direction, and Baloo tries to calling for him] Hey, Mowgli, where are you going? Wait a minute. Stop! Wait! Wait! Listen to ol' Baloo! Mowgli? Mowgli? Mowgli! [Mowgli flees away, Baloo feeling hurt and betrayed by him] Mowgli! Mowgli!

Bagheera:
[runs up to Baloo after hearing him calling for Mowgli] Now, what's happened?

Baloo:
Well, you're, you're-- You're not gonna believe me, Bagheera, but look-- Now, I used the same words you did, and he ran out on me!

Bagheera:
[stammering] W-Well, don't just stand there! Let's separate! W-We've got to find him! [runs off in the opposite direction]

Baloo:
Oh, if anything happens to that little guy, I'll never forgive myself. I gotta find him. Mowgli! Mowgli!

The Jungle Book  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[Shere Khan the Tiger appearing prowling in the grass. Shere Khan comes close to a Bambi's mother deer grazing, lies down ready to pounce, but Colonel Hathi and the other elephants trumpets and deer runs away.]

Elephants:
[march and sing] ? Hup, two, three, four. Hup, two, three, four. Keep it up, two, three-- ?

Shere Khan:
[furiously] What a beastly luck! Confound that ridiculous Colonel Hathi!

The Jungle Book  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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