Sid:
Oh, my whole familia!
Manny:
See? He still hugs his parents.
Eunice:
I never thought I'd see my little baby again. We've been searching everywhere for you.
Sid:
You have? [grabs Marshall and hugs him] I knew it, I knew it! Deep down, I knew I wasn't abandoned!
Marshall:
[chuckles] Oh, that's incorrect. We totally abandoned you.
Eunice:
But... [bumps Marshall away] We always missed you. [slaps Milton] Right?!
Milton:
Oh, uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we just knew Sid would want to see his.. poor, dear Granny before... her time is up.
Granny:
I'll bury y'all and dance on your graves!
Milton:
So frail!
Eunice:
And she can't wait to spend time with you, Sid.
Milton:
Oh, yeah. Uh, Granny? Granny?
[Marshall is burning ants with a magnifying piece of ice while Granny is burning his head with one of her own]
Milton:
Granny...
Granny:
I never get to have any fun.
Milton:
Why don't you show her your cave, hmm? Yeah, she could use a nap.
Sid:
Boy, there's so much to tell you. You know, a lot has happened since the last time I saw you.
Granny:
Not interested.
Sid:
But we fought dinosaurs in the Ice Age! It didn't make sense, but it sure was exciting!
[As soon as Sid and Granny leave, the family cheer and board the toboggan]
Milton:
We got rid of the crazy bat! Let's go!
Manny:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't just leave. Sid'll be crushed!
Eunice:
Sorry, cookie. Things are breaking apart back home.
Milton:
Nope, we're headed inland, and Granny is dead weight.
Eunice:
See ya!
Milton:
Mush! Mush! And warn the community: she tends to wander!
[Sid's family rides off in their toboggan]
Diego:
Well, that explains a lot about Sid.
Sid:
Mom, Dad, do you have Granny's teeth? She can't find 'em.
Granny:
[tries to chew an apple, but can't without teeth] Hey, can you chew this thing for me?
Sid:
Ew. Guys? Where is everyone?
Diego:
I'll handle this. Sid, uh... your family was wiped out by an asteroid. Sorry!
Sid:
WHAT?!
Manny:
Ahem! What Diego is trying to say is... they left. They only wanted to find you so you could take care of Granny.
Sid:
Oh, come on! What kinda sick family would ditch their own Granny on someone? That's just crazy. That's just... that's just... my family.
Diego:
Well, at least you still have Granny. Right, buddy?
Sid:
Yeah, Granny. Granny? Granny!
[Granny's gone]
Ellie:
Wow. For an old girl, she moves fast.
