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Saruman The White:
It will begin in Rohan. Too long have these peasants stood against you...but no more. Rohan, my lord, is ready to fall.

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Closing Titles:
While private gun-runners continue to thrive, the world's biggest arms suppliers are the U.S., U.K., Russia, France, and China. They are also the five permanent members of the U.N. Security Council.

Lord of War  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Sam:
Got a problem, guys?

Edgar:
Just scoping your civilian wardrobe.

Sam:
Pretty cool, huh?

Alan:
For a fashion victim.

Edgar:
Listen buddy if your looking for the diet frozen yogurt bar, it went out of business last Summer.

Sam:
Actually I'm looking for a Batman #14.

Edgar:
That's a very serious book man.

Alan:
Only five in existence.

Sam:
Four actually, I'm always lookin' out for the other three [then he looks at the comic books] Look, you can't put the Superman #77's with the 200's, they haven't even discovered Red Kryptonite yet, and uh... you can't put the #98's with the 300's, Lori Lemaris hasn't even been introduced.

Edgar:
Where the hell are you from? Krypton?

Sam:
Phoenix, actually. But lucky me, we moved...here.

Edgar:
Take this. [He gives Sam a comic book entitled "Vampires Everywhere"]

Sam:
I don't like horror comics.

Edgar:
You'll like this one Mr. Phoenix, it could save your life.

The Lost Boys  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Edgar Frog:
[to Alan] How much you think we should charge out of this?.

The Lost Boys  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

David:
Not bad huh?, this was the hottest resort in Santa Carla about 85 years ago, too bad they build it on the Fault, in 1906, when The Big One hit San Francisco, ground opened up, this place took a header right in to the crack, so now it's ours.

The Lost Boys  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

"Bim" Nolan:
That's my novel, Nat...I was to start writing it out in the country. Morbid stuff. Nothing for the Book-of-the-Month Club. A horror story! Confessions of a booze addict. The log book of an alcoholic...You know what I'm gonna call my novel? The Bottle. That's all, very simply, The Bottle. I've got it all here in my mind. Let me tell you the first chapter. It all starts one wet afternoon about three years ago. There was a matinee of La Traviata at the Metropolitan...

The Lost Weekend  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Coach Punch Cherkov:
What's the capital of Thailand?

Guru Pitka:
Bangkok.

Coach Punch Cherkov:
Exactly. [punches Pitka in the crotch, chastity belt dings .

The Love Guru  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Guru Pitka:
OH!

The Love Guru  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Guru Pitka:
Break the pickle...tickle, tickle.

The Love Guru  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Guru Pitka:
What is it you can't face? (use strong Indian accent on "can't")

The Love Guru  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

"Mad Max" Rockatansky:
Booby trapped. Touch those tanks and "boooom"

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

"Mad Max" Rockatansky:
The deal was I wouldn't kill you. I reckon you got a bargain, don't you?

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

The Humungus:
There has been too much violence, too much pain. None here are without sin, but I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Leave the pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror. I await your answer. You have one full day to decide.

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

The Gyro Captain:
Look's like I got myself some gasoline. Eh, eh, V8?

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

The Gyro Captain:
[Sees the smoke from the destroyed Interceptor after Max's attempted escape] Ah, hell. You blew it, you fool.

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Curmudgeon:
Ya have to come, sonny. This is where we're going. [Unfolds a multi-panel scenic postcard] Paradise! Two thousand miles from here. Fresh water. Plenty of sunshine. Nothing to do but breed! [Gives Max a knowing wink]

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Nana:
That was beautiful. Now let's eat!

Alex:
Dad! Look out!

Zuba:
What the...?

Marty:
Alex! Get in!

Alex:
She’s got a gun! Let’s get out while we can!

Marty:
What?

Alex:
She's got a gun! Let's get out while we can! Pass it on.

[chimpanzees chatter the message all the way up the chain]

Mason:
He said, "She's got a gun, Let's get out while we can. Basset hound."

Marty:
Skipper! Alex wants to take out the dam!

Skipper:
Alright. [on the intercom] It's his funeral.

Marty:
What?

Skipper:
[on the intercom] Hard to port!

Gloria:
Aye aye, Skippy!

Melman:
Bring it on! Bring it on! Whoo!

Nana:
Come back! That's my dinner!

Skipper:
Kowalski, full throttle. Music! (Private puts in a tape that plays "At The Copa (Copacabana)" by Barry Manilow.)

Private:
Oh, I like this song.

Kowalski:
It never gets old.

Skipper:
It does have a catchy hook. Come about! Bring her in low! [on the intercom] Hold on to your skirts! It's dam-busting time!

Gloria:
Hold on tight, baby! Here we go!

Alex:
Tell them No! Pull up! They'll kill us! There's got to be another way! Pass it on.

[The chimpanzees chatter the message all the way up the chain]

Mason:
They said, "Pull up; They'll kill us! There's got to be another way. Basset Hound."

Marty:
Are you sure?

Skipper:
Men, there's no sacrifice greater than someone else's.

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Alex:
This could be it, Marty! I just want you to know you were truly, a one-in-a million friend!

Marty:
Thanks, buddy! You're the best ever!

Alex:
I know you won't mind when I tell you…

Marty:
Go on, tell me anything! Tell me what?

Alex:
I broke your iPod!

Marty:
WHAT?!

Alex:
The buttons were so small! It made me mad!

Marty:
Oh, no! The horror!

Alex:
I'm sorry!

Marty:
I'm gonna kill you, butt-bitter! Butt-bitter! Butt-bitter!

Alex:
It was an accident! I'm sorry! I'll get you a new one!

Melman:
I love you, Gloria! I always have! [Gloria is snoring, Alex and Marty glare at Melman quizzically] Yeah, like you love the beach, or a good book. Or the beach.

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Skipper:
My goodness Doll, you're shaking like a leaf. Rico! You've had your fun. Pull up. [Rico pulls up]

Rico:
All right, I'll pull up.

Skipper:
Gear down. [Kowalski pulls a lever that deploys the landing gear] Gently now. You just want to kiss the ground. Just a little peck. A smooch. Like you're kissing your sister. [the landing gear breaks]

Rico:
What did you say?

Skipper:
I said kiss it! [the wings, engines, and the hull of the plane break off] Now just a little brake. Just a touch. A little whisper.

Mason:
[while playing chess with Phil] I believe that's checkmate. [Alex and Marty scream]

Skipper:
Commence emergency landing procedure! Flaps up! Deploy! [Kowalski and Rico deploy the parachutes that make the plane land gently]

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Kowalski:
Skipper, we have all the parts we need. But, we're slightly behind schedule.

Skipper:
How slightly?

Kowalski:
6 to 9 years.

Skipper:
69 years?

Kowalski:
No. 6 to 9 years.

Skipper:
[on the intercom] Private, what happened to our thumbs?

Private:
Haven't seen them since yesterday sir. [drops his screwdriver] Darn you Darwin! [the car's hood closes on him]

Skipper:
Nobody goes AWOL on my watch. Private! You're coming with me! [the inside of the front of the car explodes] Rico! You're coming with me! [Rico welds a car in half]

Rico:
Yes, Skipper.

Skipper:
We'll track them down and bring them in for court martial.

Mason:
That won't be necessary. We've recruited a few extra thumbs for you, Skipper. [camera pans to a whole lot of chimpanzees]

Skipper:
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.

Mason:
Oh, I doubt that. [chimpanzees screeching]

Skipper:
[on the intercom] Enough lollygagging. Now let's get to work. We'll divide into three groups. Group Alpha, you're in charge of sheet metal fabrication. Group Bronson, you'll handle assembly. Group George Peppard, you'll handle craft services. Any questions? [Mason tries to say something] Good, now let's get to work.

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Sam Spade:
[to Brigid] Miles hadn't many brains, but he had too many years of experience as a detective to be caught like that, by a man he was shadowing, up a blind alley with his gun tucked away in his hip and his overcoat buttoned. [Long pause, then, slowly] But he would have gone up there with you, Angel. He was just dumb enough for that. He'd have looked you up and down and licked his lips and gone, grinning from ear to ear.

The Maltese Falcon  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[As Philippe, Porthos, Athos and Aramis mourns D'Artagnan's death, Louis tries to stand up. Lt. Andre draws his sword on the latter and pins him in his place, angered over the death of his mentor.]

Lt. Andre:
All my life, all I ever wanted to be was him.

[Louis is angered as Andre meant D'Artagnan. Later on, the guards ram the door open and Philippe appears dressed in Louis' clothes. Lt. Andre, Porthos, Athos and Aramis appear in the Musketeers uniform with the real Louis in the iron mask.]

Lt. Andre:
We have recaptured the prisoner.

Louis:
No. I'm....

[Athos punches him in the neck to silence him. He falls down and Lt. Andre picks him up by the arms.]

Phillippe:
(posing as Louis) You'll put this mad man where no one will hear his insanity. Let him be fed by Death Mute. Feed him well and let him find redemption in a tainted place among others. Take him.

[Lt. Andre takes Louis away as he's screaming his real identity. One of the lead guards stare at Porthos, Athos and Aramis.]

Guard:
And them?

Phillippe:
They are my royal council and truest friends.

The Man in the Iron Mask  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

D'Artagnan:
I was told, each time I drew my sword, I should consider not what I killed, but what I allowed to live.

The Man in the Iron Mask  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

D'Artagnan:
when all the sky is dark the night is light and will light the way

The Man in the Iron Mask  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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