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Random Person:
Well, tickle my nipples with a feather

Meet the Spartans  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Roxanne "Roxie" Richie:
[sees Megamind in shock, thinking he kidnapped Bernard] Megamind, what have you done with Bernard?

Megamind  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Roxanne "Roxie" Richie:
Pity you didn't go to MY school.

Megamind  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Hal Stewart/Titan/Tighten:
Being a hero is for losers! It's work, work, work, 24/7, and for what? I only took the gig to get the girl, and it turns out Roxanne doesn't want anything to do for me.

Megamind  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Hal Stewart/Titan/Tighten:
What were you saying? I'm sorry, I was too busy saving your life!

Megamind  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Hal Stewart/Titan/Tighten:
I'm the superhero, you're supposed to be with ME!

Megamind  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Hal Stewart/Titan/Tighten:
You... should STOP comparing me to Metro Man!

Megamind  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Hal Stewart/Titan/Tighten:
What I was trying to say was I can't believe that in our modern society, they let like, actual art get onto the news!

Megamind  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Minion'S Holo-Watch Forms:
Warden: Apology accepted.

Megamind  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Minion'S Holo-Watch Forms:
Megamind: I'm sorry. I did the best I could.

Megamind  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[Boris rides down a boardwalk on his motorcycle]

Male Hippie:
Far out, man. [reaches his hand towards the motorcycle]

Boris:
If you want to keep that, I wouldn't!

Female Hippie:
Make love, not war!

Boris:
I prefer to do both.

[Both hippies laugh. Boris forces an awkward laugh, then the hippies stare at him awkwardly. He laughs again, and once more as he drives off.]

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[J and Young K are in Young K's car.]

Young Agent K':
Okay, future man, where to?

Agent J:
I don't know.

Young Agent K:
What do you mean "you don't know"?

Agent J:
I don't know. Uh, go wherever you went last time.

Young Agent K:
I haven't been here last time. I didn't tell you where I went?

Agent J:
No, I mean, we don't really talk.

Young Agent K:
What kind of partners sit in a car all day every day for 14 years and don't talk?

Agent J:
Exactly. And this is the type of problem it causes. It's dysfunctional.

Young Agent K:
Alright, sport, you better get useful real quick or you're going back in room 43.

Agent J:
Man. Uh– Uh– There was something in the file about a factory. Something happening a– at a factory. [Young K stares at him] Hey, look, man, you can put your Jedi knight on me all you want. That's all I got.

[Young K starts the engine of the car.]

Agent J:
Did I spark something?

Young Agent K:
[Holds up a matchbook] Roman had this on his person when he was murdered.

Agent J:
[Takes the matchbook from Young K and examines it] It's a matchbook.

Young Agent K:
No, it's a clue. He didn't smoke.

[J and Young K drive off.]

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Agent W:
GOD DAMN IT K! What, are you trying to blow my cover?!

Agent K:
Agent W, your cover is safe.

Agent J:
Woah, Andy Warhol's one of us?!

Agent W:
Safe? Are you out of your mind? I'm so out of ideas, I'm painting...soup cans and bananas for Christ sakes.

Agent J:
Uh, actually, Mr Warhol, I'm a huge fan of your work.

Agent W:
Oh thank you. Who's the dumbass?

Agent J:
Woah, how about a little professional courtesy.

Agent W:
What's that dumbass?

Agent J:
Say it again.

Agent W:
You want me too?

Agent J:
I dare you.

Agent W:
Dumbass.

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Agent J:
First of all, my name is J. Okay? It's not son, it's not slick and it damn sure ain't no Cochise.

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Agent J:
Okay! You know how you're on a airplane and the flight attendant asks you to turn your cell-phone off. And you're like, I ain't turning my cell-phone off, that don't have nothing to do with no damn airplane. Well, [Showing the crowd a crashed spaceship] this is what we get, that's what happens. It gets up there, bounces around on the satellites, then blam! Just turn your damn cell-phone off. Now you're gonna drive off a cliff tonight because your GPS don't work.

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Agent J:
May I have your attention please... [Neuralyzes a crowd] Okay. You know how your kid won the goldfish in that little baggy from the school fair, but you didn't want that nasty thing in your house so you told your kid it ran away but what you really did was flush it down the toilet? Well, this what happens. [Points to an alien fish towed away] Okay, see what I'm talking about? Don't lie to your kids!

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Agent J:
[talking to K at Wu’s restaurant] Man, I am getting too old for this. I can only imagine how you feel.

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Agent J:
[looking at an ugly alien fish] Ooh, man, you look like you come from the planet... Damn.

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Agent J:
No, I call ladies "O." To me O is feminine, K is masculine. Y'know, I see a couple, I'm like... OK.

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Agent J:
[from trailer, talking to Marco, a graffiti alien and a graffiti artist] Crazy, right? Two grown men, talking to the wall, wall talking back, it's a mess. But hey. Don't even worry about it.

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Agent J:
[Upon seeing K’s car destroyed by Boris’ motorcycle after Boris captured Griffin] Damn it!

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Agent J:
[To Boris] 'You might wanna get a pedicure if you get a second.'

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Agent J:
[After seeing 1969 K shoot 1969 Boris] Where there's death, there will always be death.

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

2012:
[giving a eulogy] I worked with Zed for over 40 years and in all that time he never invited me to dinner, he never asked me to his house to watch a game, he never shared a single detail of his personal life. [long pause] Thank you!

Men in Black 3  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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