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Musical Lyrics: "Do they think that walls can hide you even when I'm at your window I am in the dark beside you buried sweetly in your yellow hair." – Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Musical Lyrics: "The Blood of Jesus Christ His Son Cleanseth Us from All Sins." - Inscription – Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Musical Lyrics: "I want you bleeders." – Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Robert: [last lines] NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE MY TEDDY BEAR! [John punches Robert in the face and knocks on the fool.] Lori: Holy shit? John: Sorry, Somebody had to go Joan Crawford on that kid, come on. – Ted Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Ted: Oh, come on! I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin! – Ted Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Asian Man: What the hell you problem?! You breaka my wall, I breaka your wall! – Ted Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Ted: So that's it. I'm property. No rights, no nothing. John: Ted, dude, I'm so sorry, man. This completely sucks. Samantha: I feel terrible. I let you guys down all over again. John: Hey. You didn't let us down, Sam. You did your best. And, look, regardless of all this shit, you're still the best thing that's happened to me in a long time. Ted: Oh... Oh, that's great. That's fucking great. I'm glad you guys are so happy! John: What? Ted: What do you mean, "What?" I'm totally screwed here, and you're sitting there basically banging my lawyer, and she's probably still fucking billing us! John: Don't yell at us, dude. We didn't do anything. Ted: Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Maybe if you guys had spent a little less time mooning over each other... Sam could've won this thing, and I wouldn't be a fucking thing, like garbage or a piece of shit. John: Hey. We've been fighting right alongside you the whole way. And remember, you're the one who's been pushing me to get back on the horse. I finally meet someone, and you're giving me shit for it? Ted: Oh, no. You're right. No, Johnny, it's fine. You're right, it's fine. It's totally fine. I got no job, no marriage and no life! But you have fun porking Gollum here while I'm left with shit. John: Ted! Samantha: Who's Gollum? John: She's a model. Ted, come back. Ted: Leave me alone! – Ted 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Ted: Sittin' out here in a public, jerkin' off? Where do you think you are, Red Lobster? – Ted 2 Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
(Opening verse) Narrator: (Jack Black) (A long-ass fucking time ago, in a town called Kickapoo, there lived a humble family, religious through and through, but yeah, there was a black sheep, and he knew just what to do - His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in line; a vision he could see of; fucking rockin' all the time - he wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align!) – Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Jables: Are you ready to write a fucking master piece cause I sure the fuck am! – Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Jables: Oh the dragons balls were blazing as I stepped into its cave and I sliced his fucking cockles with a long and shiny blade twas I who fucked the dragon fuck-a-lye sing fuck-a-loo and if you try to fuck with me then I shall fuck you too! – Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Jables: Yeah it was awesome, compared to bullshit! Compared to the greats! Compared with fucking Beethoven! – Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Jables: Not a word unless its a fucking masterpiece!!! – Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Jables: I totally miss the fucked up things you do. – Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Kage: I was just following the code. – Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Kage: Give me one cock pushup. The cock is a muscle. You've got to learn how to flex it. – Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Kage: Uh, we're just regular guys, you know. We're just, flesh, and bone. – Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Kage: I'm in the air-vent, dude. Dude, I totally missed you. – Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Kage: When you can snatch this remote from my hand, then you can choose the channels we watch. – Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Kage: That's right, run! Unless you want some more of this! Yeah! Grrr! – Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Store Clerk: You two bozos don't even realize, you've just stumbled upon the darkest secret in the history of rock. I actually saw it once, I used to be a guitar tech, and the lead guitarist comes on, holding this weird looking thing, with horns on, made of green ivory or some shit. He starts shredding licks way beyond his capabilities. Like shit it had to be coming from somewhere else. It was the Pick, it wasn't him. He didn't know what he had, though. So at the end of the show he just flicks it back into the audience. Some kid catches it. Kid named Eddie van Halen. So I started researching it. I quit my job, moved to Rome, learned Latin. I came to the trust of the senior librarian at the Vatican, he called himself Signore Papadillo - He led me into some shit you wouldn't believe. You see this: It's an ancient scroll, all in Latin. I translated it. Took me six years. Turns out this thing goes deeper than you can imagine. Way deeper. Back to the Dark ages. See this: Long ago, a dark wizard used his power to conjure up Satan himself! Satanos - That's Latin for Satan. A horrific battle of violence ensued, but the ancient demon was far too powerful. Luckily, a blacksmith heard the Beast's roars. The Devil was drawn back into the fires of Hell, and the dark wizard was totally stoked to be alive. With a long draw of his hash pipe, the wizard sought a way to repay the blacksmith. The blacksmith loved a fair maiden, but in order to gain her affection, he would need a true master's skill to leave her moist and wanting. The dark wizard fashioned the demon's tooth into a pick, enabling the blacksmith to play the most masterful of melodies on his lute - Thereby winning the heart of the maiden he loved. The secret of the Pick died with that blacksmith, but then, poof, all of a sudden, it reappears back in the American South, at the turn of the century, in Robert Johnson's fingers, and spawns the birth of the blues, and rock 'n roll. The Pick is a tiny part of the Beast, and so it has supranatural qualities, a whole other level above super. – Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Satan: I am complete! Yes you are fucked, shit out of luck, now I'm complete and my cock you will suck! This world will be mine, and you're first in line, you bought me the Pick and now you shall both die! – Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Satan: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck, the Demon Code prevents me, from declining a rock-off challenge... What, are your terms, what's the ca-aatch?? – Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Satan: I'm the Devil, I love metal! Check this riff it's fuckin' tasty!!!! – Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Movie Quote	added 2 years ago

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