HAL-9000:
Dr. Chandra, I detect strong vocal stress patterns. Is there a problem?
Dr. Chandra:
No, Hal; the mission is proceeding normally. Can you analyze the image on monitor circuit #2?
HAL-9000:
Yes. There is a circular object near the equator. It is 22,000 kilometers in diameter. It is comprised of rectangular objects.
Dr. Chandra:
How many?
HAL-9000:
1,355,000, plus or minus 1,000.
Dr. Chandra:
And what is the proportion of the objects in question?
HAL-9000:
1 by 4 by 9.
Dr. Chandra:
Do you recognize these objects?
HAL-9000:
Yes. They are identical in size and shape to the object you call the Monolith. 10 minutes to ignition. All systems nominal.
Dr. Chandra:
Is the number of monoliths constant?
HAL-9000:
No. They are increasing.
Dr. Chandra:
At what rate?
HAL-9000:
Once every 2 minutes.