[At Taco Haüs]
SpongeBob:
[From inside] Is this where we're gonna build our time machine?
Plankton:
[Inside the restaurant] Sure. It's got everything we need. A photo booth, a cuckoo clock, [The clock goes off] some day old chips. Now all we have to do is build it.
[SpongeBob plays his pitch pipe again but Plankton takes it into the photo booth]
Plankton:
Oh, no, you don't.
SpongeBob:
Hey, my pitch pipe.
Plankton:
Uh, I need it for the time machine.
SpongeBob:
Oh, okay. [Plankton smashes the pitch pipe with a hammer and flushes it down a toilet off-screen]
Plankton:
[walks out of the photo booth] Installed!
[They start building the time machine, Plankton uses a big hammer while SpongeBob uses a small one, then SpongeBob pour a bucket of nuts and bolts into an opening at the top of the photo booth, then he saws a block of wood while Plankton holds on to the other end, then Plankton runs on a screwdriver while SpongeBob pushes it close slowly, they break for lunch where SpongeBob eats a taco while Plankton has a sausage, then SpongeBob tries to loop a pink thread through a needle when Plankton helps him, Plankton signals SpongeBob to install a tube into an opening, then he turns the clock hand backwards and the time machine starts up]
Plankton:
I did it!
SpongeBob:
No. We did it.
Plankton:
Wait. We did do it. As a team.
SpongeBob:
A team.
Plankton:
Whatever.
SpongeBob/Plankton:
? Working together in harmony! ? [SpongeBob and Plankton pops out of the Peanut Butter and Jam jars]
? Side by side, we can reach our dreams, cause nothing's impossible, when we're a team! ?
[Back at Taco Haüs]
SpongeBob:
[Carrying Karen into the time machine] Okay, now for the brains.
[Inside the time machine, he pushes Karen into the opening and she powers up]
Karen:
OK, Plankton, this is it. It's gonna take all my processors and energy to power this time machine. So, if you have anything you wanna tell me, you better tell me now.
Plankton:
Well, Karen. I know I've taken you for granted all these years and I... I just wanted to say... I'm glad you're on my team.
Karen:
Oh, Sheldon. That's the sweetest thing you've ever s--
[Plankton flips a switch and Karen shuts off and her screen flashes 12:
00 AM, Plankton starts to cry]
SpongeBob:
Plankton, are you crying?
Plankton:
No, no, no, it's just one of the hazards of having a giant eyeball. [wipes his tear away] There's always stuff getting in there. Anyway, [Clears throat] where were we? [from outside the time machine] Say "cheese".
SpongeBob:
[inserts a quarter in the coin slot] Cheese!
[They travel through a time space vortex where Squeeze Me by N.E.R.D. plays and they crash through a giant taco leaving their cartoony outlines, The Time Machine take SpongeBob and Plankton to a desert part of Bikini Bottom four days in the future, they step out and explore]
Plankton:
According to my calculations, the Krusty Krab should be right here.
SpongeBob:
What's that over there?
[Patrick turns around who is now rapidly aged with gray hair, eyebrows and a long beard]
Future Patrick:
SpongeBob?
SpongeBob:
Patrick?
Future Patrick:
Is it really you?
SpongeBob:
Yes, Patrick. It's–
Future Patrick:
Finally! The Great Krabby Patty Famine is over!
SpongeBob:
Great Krabby Patty Famine? Oh, what year is this?
Future Patrick:
It's Thursday.
Plankton:
According to my calculations, we've only gone 4 days into the future.
SpongeBob:
Where is everybody?
Future Patrick:
They all gave up on you but not me! 'Cause I'm not very smart.
SpongeBob:
Where is the Krusty Krab?
Future Patrick:
Right where it's always been.
[The wind blows a bunch of sand away revealing Patrick sitting on The Krusty Krab sign, SpongeBob gasps, then he and Plankton run back into the time machine]
