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Walken: Wonderful opportunities here, Hauser, as long as these towel-heads don't actually look up "freedom" in the dictionary. But to use one of your home-spun colloquialisms: let's cut the shit, shall we? You know what your problem is, Hauser? You're a moralist! That's why you're so much fun to fuck with. War is the improvement of investment climates by other means. Clausewitz For Dummies. The U.S.A. is a subdivision of Tamerlane. Democracy, the War on Terror, the War on Drugs: these are all focus groups, slogans for Tamerlane! – War, Inc. Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Jack: Yeah that's a little bit of me...and some other people. (Response when Joy says his bed stinks) – What Happens in Vegas Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Jack: Oh yeah this is happening (said while peeing in the kitchen sink) oh, and by the way, it's your day on dishes – What Happens in Vegas Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Jack: (To Joy when she sees the bathroom) Don't throw all of that hair away. I'm saving it up to make you something special... like a hat... or a sweater. – What Happens in Vegas Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Jack: I'd rather do nothing and be happy than do something I know I don't love. – What Happens in Vegas Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Jack: (To Doctor Twitchell at councilling) Her candles smell awesome! – What Happens in Vegas Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Jack: (Morning after the drunk wedding) What's mine is yours! Me coffee su coffee, haha... – What Happens in Vegas Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Joy: What happened to "what's mine is yours baby.." we're married now...remember? – What Happens in Vegas Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Joy: To anyone who has ever been dumped and to anyone who has ever been fired...when I say screw you say you... – What Happens in Vegas Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Joy: I'm not usually this much fun! – What Happens in Vegas Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Joy: I can totally do this! (Gasps after seeing the bathroom) I can't do this. – What Happens in Vegas Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Joy: And where's that, Jack? The starting line? Cause I got news for you buddy, the gun already went off! – What Happens in Vegas Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Joy: You took yourself out of the game. – What Happens in Vegas Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Tipper: They ring the door bell and when he answers they JUNK-punch him right up in his man-business, and while he lying there on the floor writhing in pain asking "Why?", they answer. "YOU know why.." (nods smiling at her plan) – What Happens in Vegas Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Tipper: Like seriously, I like threw up in my own purse. – What Happens in Vegas Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Tipper: Your friend wouldn't know a good time if it sat on his face – What Happens in Vegas Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Tipper: You I don't like and your friend, I want to cut him – What Happens in Vegas Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Bear: Now that you aren't married anymore...can I get her number...(pause)..ok maybe later – What Happens in Vegas Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Hater: They should make a law about what a bad lawyer I am...then again I wouldn't know about it – What Happens in Vegas Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Hater: She is a wily temptress...and what do wily temptress do? They tempt you, in a wily temptress way...and then play you. – What Happens in Vegas Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Hater: Uh...I, I don't have my glasses... – What Happens in Vegas Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Mason: Did you just make a plan to make a plan? – What Happens in Vegas Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Viago: So it's 6pm in the nighttime, which is when I wake up. This is always really scary part for me [slowly peaks out of curtains] Yes! Nighttime. – What We Do in the Shadows Movie Quote	added 2 years ago
Viago: One year I went to the Unholy Masquerade dressed as Whoopi Goldberg from 'Sister Act 1' and 'Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit'. Didn't go down so well because she was a nun. Weird. Vampires don't like nuns. – What We Do in the Shadows Movie Quote	added 2 years ago

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