Papa Smurf:
All right, Smurfs, listen up. I saved enough grotto water from the last Blue Moon for just such an occasion. I was able to Smurf it into Smurfportation crystals.
Brainy Smurf:
So you don't need a portal. Very clever, Papa.
Papa:
Smurfxactly. These will take us directly to Master Winslow's mushroom.
Clumsy Smurf:
Yeah, Patrick and Grace helped us the last time we Smurfed through the portal.
Brainy:
Precisely! They'll know what to do.
Handy Smurf:
Sign me up!
Farmer Smurf:
Sign me up!
Baker Smurf:
Did someone say "Baker should go"?
Vanity Smurf:
I would rather not.
Clumsy:
Pick me! Pick me!
Papa:
Now, now, Smurfs. I only had water enough for 9 crystals. [Brainy is seen taking notes] That's me and 3 others 'round trip, plus Smurfette on the way home.
Grouchy Smurf:
Assuming you can find her, which you won't.
Clumsy:
Aw, that's not a very Smurfy attitude, Grouchy. [accidentally knocks over glass bottles]
Grouchy:
Actually, for me, that was pretty good.
Papa:
[Clumsy tries to pick up the bottles] I'll need courage, intelligence, and strength. So, Gutsy...
Gutsy Smurf:
Aye!
Papa:
Brainy...
Brainy:
Of course.
Papa:
Hefty...
Hefty Smurf:
You got it!
Papa:
...you'll Smurf with me.
Passive-Aggressive Smurf:
Yeah, um, can I?
Papa:
Yes, Passive-Aggressive Smurf?
Passive-Aggressive:
[sarcastically] I think Brainy is...a really excellent choice. Good luck with that.
Brainy:
[the other Smurfs laugh] Ya see what he does? That's not a compliment!
Hefty:
Go figure.
Papa:
Okay, Hefty, take one.
Hefty:
Let's do this.
Clumsy:
[accidentally shoulder-bumps Papa] Go get 'em, guys!
[Hefty chokes on 3 crystals]
Brainy:
Clumsy!
Smurf voice #1:
Somebody do something!
Gutsy:
Stand back! I know the Smurflich maneuver! [squeezes Hefty tightly]
Clumsy:
Ohh...!
Farmer:
He doesn't look good.
Vanity:
Oh dear, he's turning bluer.
Grouchy:
Not good.
[Hefty coughs up the crystals]
Handy:
SOMEBODY GET MY HAMMER!!!
Grouchy:
Nice going, Clumsy. [chokes on a crystal]
Clumsy:
I got it!
Vanity:
Ho-ho-ho! Cheerio! [he and Clumsy choke on each crystal]
Grouchy:
This was supposed to be Hefty!
Clumsy:
Sorry, my bad.
Vanity:
Ugh, I get so puffy when I travel.
Papa:
Well, sometimes you gotta Smurf with the changes. [eats his crystal]
Gutsy:
[offscreen] Travel safe, Papa.
