[As the lamp dries SpongeBob and Patrick up completely after they spot King Neptune's crown, leaving a heart-shaped tear, the pirates cry]
Captain Bart:
[sobbing] That's it. The end of SpongeBob. [voice breaking] Come here, you!
[As the captain hugs one of the pirates, a parrot flies over and lands on his shoulder]
Parrot:
[squawking] Shut up and look at the screen!
[The captain looks at the screen with a surprised expression]
Captain Bart:
Argh! The bird's right. Look! It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers!
[The heart-shaped tear, due to the two tears, trembles and come together to form a big tear. It slides down a cord. The tear pokes through the outlet, causing it to spark. The light from the heat lamp turns off, and smoke rises to a sprinkler. More sprinklers spray water around the room. The spraying water brings the dried-up SpongeBob and Patrick back to life]
SpongeBob and Patrick:
[gasping, breathing]
SpongeBob:
Hey, we're alive!
Pirates and Crowd:
[cheering]
SpongeBob:
Let's get that crown!
Patrick:
Right!
[The duo grabs hold of the crown]
SpongeBob:
On 3, Patrick. Ready? 1, 2, 3! [the crown lifts] Hey, it's lighter that I thought. Whoa!
[The Cyclops is actually holding it by the top, causing SpongeBob and Patrick to scream]
Cyclops:
[pumping a fist] Roar!
[Suddenly, the gift shop starts to shake like an earthquake]
All:
Huh?
[Knick-knack seahorses tremble]
Cyclops:
Huh?
[As the modeled creatures begin to tremble and shake, the Cyclops looks around]
Patrick:
What's happening?
SpongeBob:
I don't know! [suddenly surprised] Look!
[All around the room, the creatures come to life, each one at a time, even three fishes playing Mariachi instruments who play Jarabe Tapatio]
Cyclops:
[looking around] Huh? What? Huh?
[As the Cyclops watch more creatures come to life, they growl angrily at him. A lobster taps on the Cyclops's shoulder, giving his attention]
Cyclops:
[turning to face it] Huh?
[From the Cyclops's point of view, the lobster reveals the glue bottle and jar of google-eyes]
Cyclops:
Uh-oh.
[The lobster squirts glue into the Cyclops's eye]
Cyclops:
[falling back] Whoa!!!! [collapses hard on the floor]
[The creatures leap and fall to attack him. The Mariachi Band fish shrug as if saying "Oh well", then continue playing. The Cyclops is pinned down to the floor as the creatures beat him up. He tries to get up, but more creatures keep him down. SpongeBob and Patrick escape Shell City with the crown on the beach]
SpongeBob:
Come on, Patrick! Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. [sets the crown aside] Do you still have that bag of winds?
Patrick:
[shows a lump on his rear] I sure do!
SpongeBob and Patrick:
[laughing]
Patrick:
[pulls out the bag] Here you go.
[SpongeBob is confused]
SpongeBob:
Umm...
Patrick:
What?
SpongeBob:
Nothing, nothing. [pulls out the instructions for the bag] OK, let's go over the instructions. Let's see, it says here: "Step 1: Point the bag away from home."
Patrick:
[pointing the bag at Shell City] OK.
SpongeBob:
"Step 2: Plant your feet firmly on the ground."
Patrick:
[keeps his feet on the ground] Right.
SpongeBob:
"Step 3: Remove the string from the bag, releasing the winds."
Patrick:
Check.
[As Patrick pulls the string, the bag zips off]
SpongeBob:
Well, that seems simple enough. [reads the instructions again while Patrick looks around, searching for the bag] "Point the bag away from home, your feet firmly on the ground, pull string, releasing the winds." Alright, let's do it for real.
[Patrick spots something with bug-eyes]
Patrick:
Uh, SpongeBob? [points]
[The bag, deflating like a balloon, is blowing away! SpongeBob gasps as he and Patrick chase it]
SpongeBob:
No, no, stop!
Patrick:
I was bad! I'm sorry! Please, bag, I'm sorry! I just thought... It was a mistake!
[The bag flies up to the sky, then lands in the water]
[The duo is stranded on the beach looking sad]
SpongeBob:
Oh, no! How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?
[From the distance, a man's voice is heard]
Man:
I can take you there.
[It's David Hasselhoff, wearing red swim-trunks, running in slow-motion. He stops near SpongeBob and Patrick who look up at him]
SpongeBob:
Who are you?
David Hasselhoff:
I'm David Hasselhoff.
SpongeBob and Patrick:
[joyfully] Hooray!
SpongeBob:
Um, so where's your boat?
Hasselhoff:
"Boat?" [laughing]
[Later, Hasselhoff swims on the water with SpongeBob, Patrick and the crown on his back]
SpongeBob:
Go, Hasselhoff!
Patrick:
Next stop, Bikini Bottom!
