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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!

– Jumanji: The Next Level  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
You've got to have eyes in the back of your– [Gets eaten by a snake]

– Jumanji: The Next Level  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Weaknesses: Heat, sun and sand.

– Jumanji: The Next Level  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
HOW IS THIS GUY A CHARACTER IN AN ADVENTURE GAME?!

– Jumanji: The Next Level  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Will you look at me? I mean, what am I supposed to do with this? [Ruby Roundhouse: You read the map.] I don't wanna read the map. I'm supposed to be her. Instead, there's actual hair growing out of my face! Sorry. All bodies are beautiful, even this one.

– Jumanji: The Next Level  Movie Quote

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Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
At least I got rid of that stupid hat. Now I got this stupid hat.

– Jumanji: The Next Level  Movie Quote

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Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
Did I die and turned into some kind of small, muscular boy scout?

– Jumanji: The Next Level  Movie Quote

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Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
[Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Would you look at me? I'm back! I mean, I haven't looked like this since–] Never. You looked like this never.

– Jumanji: The Next Level  Movie Quote

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Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
You are a terrible driver!

– Jumanji: The Next Level  Movie Quote

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Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
"Oh, my God, right? Like, I'm a total horse. I can't believe that we found you guys. Hi."

– Jumanji: The Next Level  Movie Quote

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Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
What in the Sam Hill just happened to him?

– Jumanji: The Next Level  Movie Quote

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Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
You do it again, your ass is gonna be stuck here, Spencer! Because I'm not coming back!

– Jumanji: The Next Level  Movie Quote

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Ruby Roundhouse:
Okay, we have some issues here. The game is busted!

– Jumanji: The Next Level  Movie Quote

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Ruby Roundhouse:
It's your strengths and weaknesses.

– Jumanji: The Next Level  Movie Quote

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Jefferson "Seaplane" Mcdonough:
Bethany thought you might need some help.

– Jumanji: The Next Level  Movie Quote

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Nigel Billingsley:
Welcome to Jumanji.

– Jumanji: The Next Level  Movie Quote

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Nigel Billingsley:
If you wish to leave the game, you must save Jumanji and call out its name.

– Jumanji: The Next Level  Movie Quote

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[Harlan reveals to Richard that he is aware that he has been cheating on Linda with another woman, having just shown Richard pictures on his laptop catching him in the act. Richard angrily closes the laptop.]

Harlan Thrombey:
I've put all of it in this letter to her. Tomorrow, she gets it.

Richard Drysdale:
Harlan, I'm warning you.

Harlan Thrombey:
No. She deserves to know.

Richard Drysdale:
You stay out of my marriage.

Harlan Thrombey:
She deserves to know and you're gonna tell her.

Richard Drysdale:
THE HELL I AM!!!

Harlan Thrombey:
YOU TELL HER OR I WILL!!!

– Knives Out  Movie Quote

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Marta Cabrera:
I've never been to a will reading before.

Benoit Blanc:
You'd think it'd be like a game show, but think of a community production of a tax return.

– Knives Out  Movie Quote

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Ransom Drysdale:
That's some heavy-duty conjecture.

Walt Thrombey:
Funny, Ransom, you skipped the funeral, but you're early for the will reading.

Ransom Drysdale:
Up your ass.

Meg Thrombey:
Oh, very nice!

Ransom Drysdale:
Matter of fact, eat shit. How's that? [pointing to each family member who is shouting at him] Eat shit, eat shit, eat shit... definitely eat shit... We gotta do this more often.

– Knives Out  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Benoit Blanc:
This is a twisted web, and we are not finished untangling it, not yet.

Ransom Drysdale:
What is this, CSI: KFC?

– Knives Out  Movie Quote

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Marta Cabrera:
What was that about will readings being boring?

Benoit Blanc:
The exception that proves the rule.

– Knives Out  Movie Quote

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Marta Cabrera:
You're not much of a detective, are you?

Benoit Blanc:
Well, to be fair, you make a pretty lousy murderer.

– Knives Out  Movie Quote

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Benoit Blanc:
Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to request that you all stay until the investigation is completed.

Linda Drysdale:
What?

Joni Thrombey:
Can we ask why? Has something changed?

Benoit Blanc:
No...

Joni Thrombey:
No, it hasn't changed, or no, we can't ask?

– Knives Out  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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