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Preacher:
  And so, the Lord God smote poor Job with disgusting boils from head to toe.

God:
  Oh, God, I hate it when he tells this story. Actual Biblical quote from Job 2:6–7:

And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, he is in thine hand; but save his life.  So went Satan forth from the presence of the Lord , and smote Job with sore boils from the sole of his foot unto his crown.

The Life of Larry and Larry & Steve  Movie Quote

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Seth Macfarlane:
Oh, hi, there.  You scared the crap out of me.  I'm Seth MacFarlane, Associate Production Coordinating Directorial Associate Managing Departmental Divisional Office Supervisor of the International Network Amalgamation Distributors Corporation Management Organisational Association of Men Who Like Pussy.

The Life of Larry and Larry & Steve  Movie Quote

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Seth Macfarlane:
Wang, for love of Christ, you're an American now.  Use a napkin.

The Life of Larry and Larry & Steve  Movie Quote

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Our Gang Follies Of 1938 (1937):
singing off-key* "I'm the Barber of Seville!" (Alfalfa)

Our Gang  Movie Quote

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Ercole:
You should've left when I told you. Now, I GOTTA KILL SOME SEA MONSTERS! [laughs evilly]

Luca  Movie Quote

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Daniela:
I know you and I know what's best for you!

Luca  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Alberto:
[to Giulia, over his growing jealousy of Luca spending more time with Giulia and Luca possibly going to school with her] Uh, Giulia, your school. Does it take all kinds of people? I mean, what if some of them were not human?

Luca:
Alberto…

Alberto:
What if some were—oh, I don’t know…sea monsters?

Giulia:
Sea monsters?

Alberto:
I doubt your school would even accept sea monsters, right?

Luca:
[laughs nervously] [angrily] Ah, that’s a weird joke, Alberto.

Alberto:
Yeah, I know. It’s kinda hard to imagine. So, let me just show you! [he jumps in the water]

Giulia:
[to Alberto] Come on. We don’t have time to goof around. [Alberto, now in sea monster form, rises out of the water, looking silhouetted with the sunset in a crouched, intimidating position. Giulia whimpers in fear] Don’t hurt us!

Alberto:
[to Luca] See? I knew this would happen…

Luca:
[pointing at Alberto] SEA MONSTER! [Alberto gasps with a heartbroken and betrayed expression]

Luca  Movie Quote

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Luca:
[At Alberto’s tower, he asks what the markings on the wall mean] Alberto? What are those marks on the wall? Tell me what they mean.

Alberto:
[sighs] I started when my dad left.

Luca:
You were living here alone for that many days?

Alberto:
[sniffles] I just stopped counting after a while. He said I was old enough to be on my own. I just thought that… [sighs] …maybe he’d change his mind. Honestly, though, I get it. He’s better off without me. You are, too.

Luca:
That’s not true.

Alberto:
Yes, it is. You’re not like me. You’re the good kid. [voice breaking] And I’m just the kid that ruins everything.

Luca:
Silenzio, Bruno. That’s just the dumb voice in your head. You taught me that. And getting a Vespa? Seeing the world…

Alberto:
Just let it go, okay? Look, you and I should have never been friends in the first place.

Luca:
Don’t say that. Alberto—

Alberto:
Get out of here! I’m not going to tell you again.

Luca:
Okay, I’ll go. I’ll go win the race.

Alberto:
What?

Luca:
Yeah. Yeah! And then the Vespa will be ours! And we’ll ride away together!

Alberto:
Luca, that’s crazy.

Luca:
Well, maybe I’m crazy. Take me, gravity! [jumps off the tower]

Alberto:
Luca, what are you doing?!

Luca:
I’m okay. I’ll be back tomorrow. I’m gonna fix this!

Luca  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Luca:
I can't do it without you.

Alberto:
But you're never without me. The next time that you jump off the cliff, or tell bruno to quit bothering you, that's me.

Luca:
But how am I going to know you're okay?

Alberto:
[Alberto hug him] You got me off the island, Luca. I'm okay.

Luca  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Luca Paguro:
Mother of pearl.

Luca  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Luca Paguro:
Silenzo, Bruno!

Luca  Movie Quote

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Luca Paguro:
I never go anywhere, I just dream about it.

Luca  Movie Quote

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Luca Paguro:
Vespa is freedom.

Luca  Movie Quote

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Luca Paguro:
SEA MONSTER!!!

Luca  Movie Quote

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Alberto Scorfano:
Everything good is above the surface.

Luca  Movie Quote

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Alberto Scorfano:
Rules are for rule people.

Luca  Movie Quote

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Alberto Scorfano:
You just sit on it and it takes you wherever you want to go… in the whole stinkin' world.

Luca  Movie Quote

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Alberto Scorfano:
You and me? We can do anything.

Luca  Movie Quote

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Giulia Marcovaldo:
We underdogs have to look out for each other, right?

Luca  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Giulia Marcovaldo:
Underdogs, you know, kids who are different, dress weird or are a little sweatier than average.

Luca  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Massimo:
They're not sea monsters, they're Luca... and Alberto.

Luca  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Massimo:
Where did you boys say you were from?

Luca  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Charlie Barber:
Will we go to court?

Bert Spitz:
No. No, we don't want to go to court. Courts in California are a disaster, and that's just how we have to think about it. I'm not sure these are my glasses. Where are you living while you're out here?

Charlie Barber:
I'm in a hotel right now.

Bert Spitz:
A hotel doesn't look good.

Charlie Barber:
To who?

Bert Spitz:
The court.

Charlie Barber:
[confused and a bit worried] Y-You just said we weren't going to go to court.

Bert Spitz:
[explaining it better] No, of course. Of course. We have to prepare to go to court hoping we don't go to court.

Marriage Story  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Bert Spitz:
You know what this is like? This is like that joke about the woman at the hairdresser, she's going to Rome. You know this?

Charlie Barber:
I don't.

Bert Spitz:
This woman is at her hairdresser, and she says, "I'm going to Rome on Holiday." And he says, "Oh, really? What airline are you taking?" She says, "Alitalia." He says, "Alitalia? Are you crazy? That's the worst – that's terrible. Don't take that. Where you gonna stay?" She says, "I'm gonna stay at the Hassler." "The Hassler? What, are you kidding? They're renovating the Hassler. You'll hear hammering all night long. You won't sleep. What are you gonna see?" She says, "I think I'm gonna try to go the Vatican." "The Vatican? You'll be standing in line all day long. You'll never get to see anything."

Charlie Barber:
[annoyed] I'm sorry, Bert, am I paying for this joke?

Marriage Story  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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