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Martha:
Oh-ho, you pig.

George:
Oink, oink.

Martha:
Fix me another drink… lover.

George:
My God, you can swill it down, can't you?

Martha:
Well, I'm thirsty.

George:
Oh, Jesus.

Martha:
Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me.

George:
I gave you the prize years ago, Martha. There isn't an abomination award going that you haven't won.

Martha:
I swear to God George, if you even existed I'd divorce you.

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Nick:
Ah, who, ah… who did the painting?

Martha:
That? Oh, that's by…

George:
… some Greek with a moustache Martha attacked one night in a, in a… [laughs stiffly]

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Martha:
Fix the kids a drink, George. What would you like to drink, kid– kid.

Nick:
Honey? what would you like?

Honey:
Ohhhh, I don't know, dear, a little brandy maybe. "Never mix, never worry!"

George:
Brandy? Just brandy? Simple, simple…

[George turns to Nick.]

George:
What about you, em… em… em…

Nick:
Bourbon on the rocks, if you don't mind.

George:
Mind? I don't mind. I don't think I mind. Martha? Rubbing alcohol for you?

Martha:
Sure! "Never mix, never worry!"

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[Honey and Martha laugh over the "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf" singing from the earlier party.]

Martha:
I bust a gut! [laughs uproariously, then settles] George didn't think it was funny at all.

George:
Martha thinks that unless you, as she demurely puts it, "bust a gut", you're not amused, you know. Unless you're… carrying on like a hyena, you're not having any fun.

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[After Martha confides warmly to Nick while rubbing his knee, George walks over to Honey.]

George:
Let me tell you a secret, baby — there are easier things in this world, if you, uh… happen to be teaching at a university, there are easier things than being married to the daughter of the president of that university. There are easier things in this world.

Martha:
It should be an extraordinary opportunity. For some men, it would be the chance of a lifetime.

George:
There are, believe me, easier things in this world.

Martha:
Some men would give their right arm for the chance!

George:
Alas, Martha, in reality, it works out that the sacrifice is of a somewhat more private portion of the anatomy.

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George:
What made you decide to be a teacher?

Nick:
Well, the same things that motivated you, I imagine.

George:
Oh? What were they?

Nick:
Pardon?

George:
I said, what were they? What were the things that motivated me?

Nick:
Well, I'm sure I don't know.

George:
You just finished saying that the things that motivated you were the same things that motivated me.

Nick:
I said I imagined they were.

George:
Oh, did you?

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Nick:
[to Honey] We'll go in a little while.

George:
Oh no! No, you mustn't! Martha is changing, and Martha is not changing for me! Martha hasn't changed for me in years! If Martha is changing, that means we're going to be here for days. You're being accorded an honor. You mustn't forget that Martha is the daughter of our beloved boss. She is his right… arm, heh heh. I was going to use another word, but we'll leave that sort of talk to Martha.

Martha:
What sort of talk?

[George turns to see Martha has changed into a tight blouse and slacks.]

Nick:
Well, now.

George:
Why, Martha! Your Sunday chapel dress!

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Martha:
George is bogged down in the history department. [chuckles] He's an old bog in the history department. That's what George is. A bog. A fen. A GD swamp!

[Martha, Nick, and Honey all share a laugh while a dour George looks on.]

Martha:
A swamp! [to George] Hey, swamp! Hey swampy!

George:
Yes, Martha? Can I get you something?

Martha:
Ah… well, sure! You can, um, light my cigarette, if you're of a mind to.

George:
No. There are limits. I mean, a man can put up with only so much without he descends a rung or two on the, uh, old evolutionary ladder, which is up your [Nick's] line. Now, I will, uh, hold your hand when it's dark and you're afraid of the boogeyman, and I will tote your gin bottles out after midnight so no one can see, but I will not light your cigarette. And that, as they say, is that.

Martha:
Jesus!

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George:
All I said was that our son, the apple of our three eyes — Martha being a cyclops — our son is a beanbag, and you get testy!

Nick:
I'm sorry, it's late! I'm tired. I've been drinking since nine o'clock, my wife is vomiting… there's been a lot of screaming going on around here!

George:
So you get testy, naturally! Don't worry about it! Anybody who comes here ends up getting testy; it's expected! Don't be upset!

Nick:
I'm not upset.

George:
You're testy.

Nick:
Yes.

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[Nick and George are chatting outside when Martha yells from the house.]

Martha:
Hey!

George:
Hark! Forest sounds.

Nick:
Hmm?

George:
Animal noises.

Martha:
Heyyyy!

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[Driving Nick and Honey home, George screeches around a corner, jostling his inebriated passengers.]

Martha:
Well, aren't you going to apologize?

George:
Wasn't my fault — the road should've been straight.

Martha:
Not that! For making her throw up.

George:
I did not make her throw up.

Martha:
You most certainly did.

George:
I did not.

Honey:
[still drunk] No, now, no…

Martha:
Well, who do you think did? Sexy, back there? You think he made his own wife sick?

George:
Well, you make me sick.

Martha:
That's different.

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Honey:
[drunkenly] I want some! I want some dancing!

Martha:
That's not such a bad idea.

Honey:
I love dancing, don't you.

Martha:
With the right man.

Honey:
I dance like the wind.

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[Honey and George watch Nick and Martha dancing closely.]

Honey:
They're dancing like they danced before.

George:
It's a familiar dance, Monkey Nipples. They both know it.

Honey:
[drunkenly] I don't know what you mean.

Martha:
[sighs] I like the way you move.

Nick:
I like the way you move, too.

George:
[to Honey] They like the way they move.

Honey:
[drunkenly] That's nice.

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[As Martha tells Nick how her father pulled the plug on George's novel, George pulls the plug on the jukebox.]

George:
All right! The dancing's over!

Honey:
[applauding] Violence! Violence! Oo-hoo!

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[After George's game of "Get the Guests" sends Honey into the restroom again…]

Nick:
That was cruel and vicious…

George:
Hmm, she'll get over it.

Nick:
… and damaging…

George:
She'll recover.

Nick:
… damaging to me!

George:
To you?

Nick:
To me!

George:
To you?

Nick:
YES!

George:
Oh-ho-ho-ho, beautiful! My god, you gotta have a swine to show you where the truffles are!

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Nick:
To you, everybody's a flop! Your husband's a flop, I'm a flop…

Martha:
You're all flops. I am the Earth Mother, and you are all flops.

[She turns away from Nick.]

Martha:
I disgust me. You know, there's only been one man in my whole life who's ever made me happy. You know that? One.

Nick:
What, the gym instructor or something?

Martha:
No, no, no, no. George. [pause] My husband?

Nick:
You're kidding.

Martha:
Am I?

Nick:
You must be! Him?

Martha:
Yep.

Nick:
George, sure!

Martha:
You don't believe it.

Nick:
Well, of course I do!

Martha:
You always deal in appearances?

Nick:
Oh, for God's sake.

Martha:
George, who is out somewhere there in the dark. Who is good to me. Whom I revile. Who can keep learning the games we play as quickly as I can change them. Who can make me happy and I do not wish to be happy. Yes, I do wish to be happy. George and Martha — sad, sad, sad.

Nick:
Sad.

Martha:
Whom I will not forgive for having come to rest, for having seen me and having said, "Yes, this will do". Who has made the hideous, the hurting, the insulting mistake of loving… me. And must be punished for it. George and Martha — sad, sad, sad.

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Martha:
Truth and illusion, George; you don't know the difference.

George:
No, but we must carry on as though we did.

Martha:
Amen.

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[Nick guides his hopping, drunken wife into the room.]

Nick:
Here we are.

Honey:
Hip, hop! Hip, hop! Hip, hop! Hip, hop!

Nick:
Are you a bunny, Honey?

Honey:
[giggles] Bunny Honey!

George:
Well, now, how's the bunny?

Honey:
Bunny funny! [giggles]

George:
Bunny funny. Good for bunny!

Martha:
Come on, George!

[George gestures from Martha to Honey.]

George:
Honey, funny bunny.

[Honey dissolves into drunken laughter.]

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Malus:
How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned!? HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED!?

Willow:
I don't know!

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Malus:
Are you the barmaiden, or barkeep or whatever you call it round here?

Sister Beech:
I am Sister Beech, yes.

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Malus:
Here. [gives the girl her doll but she throws it out again]

Girl's mother:
I'm sorry, she's not usually like this.

Malus:
It's OK, goes with the territory.

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Malus:
Maybe you could stop bullshitting me, especially when a little girl's life is at stake - my little girl, as you may have guessed!

Sister Summerisle:
As a matter of fact yes.

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Matthew:
What would you do?

Luke:
I'd keep both of them and hope they don't find out about each other.

Matthew:
[laughs] Asshole!

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Alex:
You want a cup of coffee?

Matthew:
Yeah, sure. Thanks.

Alex:
[rummages around in the kitchen] No. No. No. No. [comes back with coffee in two flutes of champagne glasses] He broke all my cups.

Matthew:
That's original.

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