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Henry:
So are you and Daphne...

Ian:
Eloping together. Yeah. I realize it's a bit sudden but after last night, there was really no turning back.

Henry:
You are joking aren't you?

Ian:
Yes, of course.

What a Girl Wants  Movie Quote

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Glynnis:
[Takes a bite of her eggs] These eggs are positively glacial. When I run this house, senile servants will be the first thing to go.

Clarissa:
You'd have to get around the old bat somehow. She'd never allow it.

Jocelyn Dashwood:
(walking in) Anyone seen my pruning shears? The old bat seems to have forgotten where she put them.

What a Girl Wants  Movie Quote

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Bob:
Baby step on the bus, baby step on the bus...

Driver:
Last bus to Lake Winapinasaukee, Bob!

Bob:
I know Minh, just give me a moment. Baby step to the stairs.

Driver:
Would you be able to board today? We have a "baby" schedule to keep.

What About Bob?  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bob:
[to himself] Baby step to 4:00, baby step to 4:00.

[A customer attempts to use the phone]

Bob:
[to customer] Hey! NO, NO! NO! [Calmly]I'm expecting a phone call. [The customer hangs up] Thank You. Thanks a lot. [to everyone else] Thanks everybody, I really appreciate Also, uh If I... loose consciousness or black out or something explodes, would you tell Dr Marvin when he calls that I was here...

Mrs. Guttman:
Dr. Leo Marvin?

Bob:
Do You know him?

Mr. Guttman:
Yeah. He bought our dream house. We worked a lifetime to save for down payment.

Mrs. Guttman:
And He swooped down with his bag full of money, and grabbed it out from under us. Son of a bitch.

Mr. Guttman:
She never says that.

Mrs. Guttman:
Stay as far away from him as possible.

Bob:
Well, that'll be easy. He won't see me, that's why I'm waiting for the phone call.

Mr. Guttman:
He Won't see you? Well, we'll show you where he lives.

Bob:
You will?

Mrs. Guttman:
The son of a bitch.

Mr. Guttman:
She never says that.

What About Bob?  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Marvin:
You've ruined my life! You've ruined my career! You've ruined my book! You turned a peaceful house into an insane asylum! Get out!

Anna:
Daddy!

Fay:
My god, Leo What's gotten into you?

Dr. Marvin:
It was a disaster, Fay!

Fay:
No, it wasn't. You were wonderful, sweetie.

Anna:
You were fine, dad.

Siggy:
Yeah. Why'd you need to kick Bob out of the House?

Dr. Marvin:
You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point, He's never gone! [Opens the door]

Bob:
Is this some radical new therapy?

Dr. Marvin:
You see?!

What About Bob?  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Siggy:
[the Marvins have told Bob to leave, and they are saying farewells] Goodbye, green-puking pissant!

Bob:
Later, barf-breath douche-mouth!

What About Bob?  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Flashback — Chris and Marie are playing chess]

Marie:
[looks at a cardboard cutout of Heaven] Is this where we go when we die?

Chris:
It's a dream, baby. It's a beautiful one, but you know dreams...

Marie:
I know, aren't real. I know.

Chris:
[glances at his watch] It's after midnight.

Marie:
I haven't won yet.

Chris:
It's your first time.

Marie:
No, I like that I haven't won yet. Means you're not cheating. And when I win, I win. I just want to play 'til I do. Unless you want to stop.

Chris:
No. Let's play 'til you win.

[back to the present…]

Chris:
She died three months later. We played every night. Meant the world to me. But she never won.

What Dreams May Come  Movie Quote

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Leona:
Where were you just now? Your mind's been wondering all afternoon.

Chris:
Thinking of someone.

Leona:
Your wife must have loved her children very much.

Chris:
Very much. But you don't have to break in half to love somebody.

What Dreams May Come  Movie Quote

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Albert:
Each of us has an instinct that there is a natural order to our journey. And Annie's violated that. She won't face it. She won't realize, accept, what she's done. And she will spend eternity playing that out.

Chris:
You're still saying she's in Hell...

Albert:
Everyone's Hell is different. It's not all fire and pain. The real Hell is your life gone wrong.

What Dreams May Come  Movie Quote

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The Tracker:
Anyone ever tell you too much persistence can get kind of stupid?

Chris:
Constantly.

The Tracker:
I hear the same thing.

What Dreams May Come  Movie Quote

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The Tracker:
You called your son Albert. Who is that?

Chris:
First doctor I interned under. He was like a father to me.

The Tracker:
Ah. His words were gold. A brilliant mind. Do you recall what he practiced before he turned to pediactrics?

Chris:
Child psychia-...

The Tracker:
...psychiatry. Yeah. And he always was a slow reader. But these... [indicating his glasses] used to be rimless, and the rest of me... used to be black. Do you know why we choose to look so different, me and the children?

Chris:
Package doesn't count? One's as good as the other?

The Tracker:
Oh, no. The old baggage, old roles of authority, who's the teacher, who's the father, gets in the way of who we really are to each other.

What Dreams May Come  Movie Quote

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Annie:
So you reconciled. That's very romantic. But she still killed herself. In the end she gave up.

Chris:
There's nothing wrong with that.

Annie:
Her husband didn't think so.

Chris:
He was a coward! Being strong, not giving up, it was just his place to hide. He pushed away the pain so hard he disconnected himself from the person he loved most. [pause] Sometimes when you win, you lose.

What Dreams May Come  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jack:
So why are you here

Joy:
Oh you know just living it up...being crazy. What about you?

Jack:
Oh I'm here on business...I'm very important in my field...

Joy:
Really?

Jack:
No..I just got fired.

Joy:
I just got dumped.

Jack:
Did I mention I got fired by my father?

Joy:
Did I mention that I threw my fiance a surprise birthday party and the surprise was he dumped me in front of all our closest friends while they hid in the closets?

Jack:
You win.

What Happens in Vegas  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Joy:
(After finding out that they were booked in the same room with Jack and Hater) OK, so we both know how this is going to work. I am going to complain, and you are going to tell me there's nothing you can do about it, when we both know that is a big fat lie. So why don't you go ahead and type in those special codes that you know you are going to type in eventually, and give me two rooms that are so... nice... that it will turn my night right back around. (Smiles)

Hotel Clerk:
OK...I'm going to do just what you said because honestly...I'm a little frightened of you.

What Happens in Vegas  Movie Quote

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Jack:
Jack Fuller. (Introducing himself to Joy's boss)

Richard:
Richard Banger.

Jack:
Richard Banger?...Dick Banger? You my friend have just supplied us with jokes for the whole weekend...(slight pause)

Richard:
Well you must be Jack ...Off...ha ha give it to me baby!!

What Happens in Vegas  Movie Quote

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Dr. Twitchell:
Jack what happened to you? (asked after seeing Jack's black eye)

Jack:
I fell...and hit my head on the door knob

Dr. Twitchell:
You fell?

Jack:
Yeah...I fall a lot these days...I'm so clumsy.

Dr. Twitchell:
Are you sure no one did this to you?

Jack:
I (glances at Joy) I'm suppose to line the hand towels up just so..and I didn't and I'm sorry. And I forgot to put the toilet seat down, and she said "Put it down or I'm going to put you down!!" And... (Joy pulls out cell phone and shows a video of Bear and Hater beating up Jack)

Dr. Twitchell:
Can we get back to therapy now?

Jack:
Yes...yes we can..

What Happens in Vegas  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Vladislav:
The point is, Deacon, you have not done the dishes for 5 years!

Viago:
Vladislav is right, it's unacceptable to have so many bloody dishes all over this bench like there.

Vladislav:
I'm so embarrassed when people come over here.

Deacon:
Why does it matter? You bring them over, you kill them! Vampires don't do dishes!

What We Do in the Shadows  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Vladislav:
[to Nick] Are you a virgin?

Jackie:
[interrupts] Yes.

Nick:
Umm, no.

Jackie:
[to Nick] You were a virgin when we were seeing each other.

Nick:
Yeah, I was 12.

What We Do in the Shadows  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Deacon:
The neighbours can see you flying around the house. Do you want to draw attention to this house, hmm?

Nick:
You've got a whole documentary group following you around.

Deacon:
I'm doing an erotic dance for my friends. You ruined it. I was in the zone. My friends were loving it.

What We Do in the Shadows  Movie Quote

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Anton, Werewolf Leader:
Hey hey hey. Don't swear. We're werewolves, not Swear-Wolves. What are we?

Werewolves:
Werewolves, not Swear-Wolves.

What We Do in the Shadows  Movie Quote

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Nick:
Twilight!

Deacon:
Shut up, Nick! You're not Twilight.

What We Do in the Shadows  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Deacon:
Let us do the 'Procession of Shame' now.

[cut to Viago, Deacon, and Vladislav walking around and pointing at Nick]

Viago, Deacon, Vladislav:
Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Bad Vampire.

What We Do in the Shadows  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Deacon:
[to Viago] You can't go to the Ball as Blade. He's a Vampire Hunter.

Viago:
Yeah, but Vampires love Wesley Snipes.

What We Do in the Shadows  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Eunice:
Howard! Howard Bannister! Howard, when I ask for you to wait for me somewhere I expect you to stay there until I come back.

Howard:
Yes, Eunice.

Eunice:
Now, it is difficult enough for me to have to see to all these arrangements myself...

Howard:
Yes, Eunice.

Eunice:
It is exactly 6:15. If we reach the hotel in half an hour, we'll have just enough time to get ready for the banquet.

Howard:
Yes, Eunice.

Eunice:
[to the airport attendant] Put these things in a taxi.

Airport Attendant Yes, Eunice.

What's Up, Doc?  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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