Eunice:
Where have you been?
Howard:
I had a little trouble in the drug store.
Judy:
Steve, you didn't tell me you were married.
Howard:
We're not married.
Judy:
Congratulations.
Eunice:
But we will be soon.
Judy:
Condolences.
Eunice:
[to Howard] Who is this person?
Howard:
I haven't the vaguest idea. She was behind a rock in the drug store.
Judy:
Oh come on Steve, you can tell her about us.
Eunice:
Why is she calling you that name?
Howard:
Don't pay any attention to her, Eunice. [turning to Judy] Look, Miss Maxwell--
Eunice:
You know her name.
Howard:
Eunice, I swear this is a bizarre joke.
Judy:
Sure, it's easy for you, everywhere you go, another heart broken--women, women, women. You call it joking. Eunice and I, we call it lust.
Eunice:
Don't you know the meaning of propriety?
Judy:
Propriety? Noun. Conformity to established standards of behavior or manners, suitability, rightness, or justice. See "etiquette."
