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Judy Maxwell:
[Talking so Howard can hear]: No, no. I'm a transfer student. No, not the University -- the Conservatory of Music. It's in Ames. You never heard of it? Well, it's a small conservatory, but there are those who love it. There's a professor there whom I hope to be studying with. A brilliant man by the name of Howard Bannister. No, Bannister. As in: sliding down the. You never heard of him? Yeah, that's right! The nut with the rocks! What's up, Doc?

Howard:
Did you know that I love you?

Judy Maxwell:
Yes.

Howard:
You did? Do?

Judy Maxwell:
Listen, kiddo. You can't fight a tidal wave.

[They kiss]

Howard:
About those things. I mean, the way I acted back there. I'm sorry.

Judy Maxwell:
Let me tell you something. Love means never having to say you're sorry.

Howard:
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

[They kiss again]

– What's Up, Doc?  Movie Quote

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Michael:
Come on, let's be real. You're clean. You stay hopeless and confused. Keep polishing those skills. And I'll take the heat. Because I got some needs of my own. When I touch my wife, I like it better if her skin doesn't crawl.

[Alice tries to interrupt]

Michael:
My wife hurts. I need to be able to say "What's wrong, honey? Something I can do? And I love you. So fuck me."

– When a Man Loves a Woman  Movie Quote

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Alice:
No, Michael. We're supposed to try to be real. And when you feel alone, you are not together, and that is real.

– When a Man Loves a Woman  Movie Quote

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Alice:
I drink a quart a day. It's vodka so you couldn't smell it.

– When a Man Loves a Woman  Movie Quote

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Alice:
It's a press-on tattoo!

– When a Man Loves a Woman  Movie Quote

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Casey:
Cat got your tongue?

– When a Man Loves a Woman  Movie Quote

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Alice:
I'm waiting for my spanking.

– When a Man Loves a Woman  Movie Quote

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Sgt. Sacker:
[On the phone] Is the house locked up?

Jill Johnson:
[Panicking] Yes!

Sgt. Sacker:
Well, then you're safe. If he wanted to break in, he wouldn't keep calling you.

Jill Johnson:
Please, can't you help me? I'm all alone here!

– When a Stranger Calls  Movie Quote

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Jill Johnson:
[thinking it's Curt again] Leave me alone!

Sgt. Sacker:
Jill, this is Sergeant Sacker. Listen to me. We've traced the call... it's coming from inside the house. Now a squad car's coming over there right now, just get out of that house!

– When a Stranger Calls  Movie Quote

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Harry:
When I buy a new book, I always read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.

Sally:
That doesn't mean you're deep or anything. I mean, yes, basically I'm a happy person...

Harry:
So am I.

Sally:
...and I don't see that there's anything wrong with that.

Harry:
Of course not. You're too busy being happy. Do you ever think about death?

Sally:
Yes.

Harry:
Sure you do. A fleeting thought that drifts in and out of the transom of your mind. I spend hours, I spend days...

Sally:
- and you think this makes you a better person?

Harry:
Look, when the shit comes down, I'm gonna be prepared and you're not, that's all I'm saying.

Sally:
And in the meantime, you're gonna ruin your whole life waiting for it.

– When Harry Met Sally...  Movie Quote

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Harry:
You know you just get to a certain point where you get tired of the whole thing.

Sally:
What "whole thing"?

Harry:
The whole life-of-a-single-guy thing. You meet someone, you have the safe lunch, you decide you like each other enough to move on to dinner. You go dancing, you do the white-man's over-bite, go back to her place, you have sex and the minute you're finished you know what goes through your mind? How long do I have to lie here and hold her before I can get up and go home. Is thirty seconds enough?

Sally:
That's what you're thinking? Is that true?

Harry:
Sure! All men think that. How long do you want to be held afterwards? All night, right? See there's your problem, somewhere between thirty seconds and all night is your problem.

Sally:
I don't have a problem!

Harry:
Yeah you do.

– When Harry Met Sally...  Movie Quote

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Harry:
I knew the whole time that even though we were happy, it was just an illusion and that one day she would kick the shit out of me.

Jess:
Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity - it's just a symptom that something else is wrong.

Harry:
Oh really? Well, that symptom is fucking my wife.

– When Harry Met Sally...  Movie Quote

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Harry:
You know, the first time we met, I really didn't like you that much -

Sally:
I didn't like you.

Harry:
Yeah you did. You were just so uptight then. You're much softer now.

Sally:
You know, I hate that kind of remark. It sounds like a compliment, but really it's an insult.

Harry:
OK, you're still as hard as nails.

Sally:
I just didn't want to sleep with you, and you had to write it off as a character flaw instead of dealing with the possibility that it might have something to do with you.

Harry:
What's the statute of limitations on apologies?

Sally:
Ten years.

Harry:
Ooh. I can just get it in under the wire.

Sally:
Harry, would you like to have dinner with me sometime?

Harry:
Great. A woman friend. You know, you may be the first attractive woman I've not wanted to sleep with in my entire life.

Sally:
That's great, Harry.

– When Harry Met Sally...  Movie Quote

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Jess:
I don't understand this relationship.

Harry:
What do you mean?

Jess:
You enjoy being with her?

Harry:
Yeah.

Jess:
You find her attractive?

Harry:
Yeah.

Jess:
And you're not sleeping with her.

Harry:
No.

Jess:
You're afraid to let yourself be happy.

Harry:
Why can't you give me credit for this? This is a big thing for me. I never had a relationship with a woman that didn't involve sex. I feel like I'm growing.

...

Harry:
It's very freeing. I can say anything to her.

Jess:
Are you saying you can say things to her you can't say to me?

Harry:
Nah, it's just different. It's a whole new perspective. I get the woman's point of view on things. She tells me about the men she goes out with and I can talk to her about the women that I see.

Jess:
You tell her about other women.

Harry:
Yeah. Like the other night. I made love to this woman, and it was so incredible, I took her to a place that wasn't human, she actually meowed.

Jess:
You made a woman meow?

Harry:
Yeah. That's the point, I can say these things to her. And the great thing is, I don't have to lie because I'm not always thinking about how to get her into bed. I can just be myself.

Jess:
You made a woman meow?

– When Harry Met Sally...  Movie Quote

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Harry:
[while watching Casablanca] There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.

Sally:
And Ingrid Bergman is low maintenance?

Harry:
An L.M. Definitely.

Sally:
Which one am I?

Harry:
You're the worst kind; you're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance.

Sally:
I don't see that.

Harry:
You don't see that? Waiter, I'll begin with a house salad, but I don't want the regular dressing. I'll have the balsamic vinegar and oil, but on the side. And then the salmon with the mustard sauce, but I want the mustard sauce on the side. "On the side" is a very big thing for you.

Sally:
Well, I just want it the way I want it.

Harry:
I know; high maintenance.

– When Harry Met Sally...  Movie Quote

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Sally:
You know, I am so glad I never got involved with you. I just would have ended up being some woman you had to get up out of bed and leave at three o'clock in the morning and go clean your andirons. And you don't even have a fireplace.

Harry:
Why are you getting so upset about this?

Sally:
You are a human affront to all women. And I am a woman.

Harry:
I think they have an OK time.

Sally:
How do you know?

Harry:
What do you mean how do I know? I know.

Sally:
Because they...

Harry:
Yes, because they...

Sally:
And how do you know that they really...

Harry:
What are you saying, that they fake orgasm?

Sally:
It's possible.

Harry:
Get outta here!

Sally:
Why? Most women at one time or another have faked it.

Harry:
Well they haven't faked it with me.

Sally:
How do you know?

Harry:
Because I know.

Sally:
Oh, right, that's right, I forgot, you're a man.

Harry:
What is that supposed to mean?

Sally:
Nothing. It's just that all men are sure it never happened to them and that most women at one time or another have done it so you do the math.

Harry:
You don't think that I could tell the difference?

Sally:
No.

Harry:
Get outta here.

[Sally begins to fake an orgasm]

Harry:
Are you OK?

[Sally continues very audibly, attracting the attention of nearly every customer in the cafe. Afterwards, she returns to eating her dessert]

Older Woman Customer:
[to waiter] I'll have what she's having. Note: the bolded line is ranked #33 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.

– When Harry Met Sally...  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sally:
[Crying hysterically] And I'm going to be forty!

Harry:
When?

Sally:
Someday!

Harry:
In eight years!

Sally:
But it's there! It's like a big dead end! And it's not the same for men -- Charlie Chaplin had kids in his 70's!

Harry:
Yeah, but he was too old to pick them up.

– When Harry Met Sally...  Movie Quote

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Harry:
Why can't we get past this? I mean, are we gonna carry this thing around forever?

Sally:
Forever? It just happened!

Harry:
It happened three weeks ago. You know how a year to a person is like seven years to a dog?

Sally:
Yes. Is one of us supposed to be a dog in this scenario?

Harry:
Yes.

Sally:
Who is the dog?

Harry:
You are.

Sally:
I am? I am the dog? I am the dog?

Harry:
Um-hmm.

Sally:
I am the dog. I-I don't see that, Harry. If anybody is the dog, you are the dog. You want to act like what happened didn't mean anything.

Harry:
I'm not saying it didn't mean anything. I am saying why does it have to mean everything?

Sally:
Because it does! And you should know that better than anybody because the minute that it happens, you walk right out the door.

Harry:
I didn't walk out.

Sally:
No, sprinted is more like it.

Harry:
We both agreed it was a mistake.

Sally:
The worst mistake I ever made.

Harry:
What do you want from me?

Sally:
I don't want anything from you!

Harry:
Fine. Fine, but let's just get one thing straight. I did not go over there that night to make love to you, that is not why I went there. But you looked up at me with these big weepy eyes, don't go home night Harry, hold me a little longer Harry. What was I supposed to do?

Sally:
What are you saying, you took pity on me?

Harry:
No, I was...

Sally:
Fuck you! [slaps Harry]

– When Harry Met Sally...  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Harry:
I've been doing a lot of thinking, and the thing is, I love you.

Sally:
What?

Harry:
I love you.

Sally:
How do you expect me to respond to this?

Harry:
How about, you love me too?

Sally:
How about, I'm leaving?

Harry:
Doesn't what I said mean anything to you?

Sally:
I'm sorry, Harry. I know it's New Year's Eve. I know you're feeling lonely, but you just can't show up here, tell me you love me, and expect that to make everything all right. It doesn't work this way.

Harry:
Well, how does it work?

Sally:
I don't know, but not this way.

Harry:
How about this way? I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

Sally:
You see? That is just like you, Harry. You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you, and I hate you, Harry. I really hate you. I hate you.

[They kiss]

– When Harry Met Sally...  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Beth:
Dad. When you married Mom, did you ever think that you wouldn't make it?

Beth's Dad:
Elizabeth Ann. Honey, you cannot learn from my mistakes. You're going to have to go out there and make your own. Now, you could get your heart broken or you could have the greatest love affair the world has ever known, but you're not going to know unless you try.

Beth:
But what if there was a guarantee that you'd never get hurt?

Beth's Dad:
Baby... the passion is in the risk. It's like I always say, If you're going to be a bear...

Beth:
...be a grizzly.

– When in Rome  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Beth:
It's like, I meet a guy, and I think it's great, and anyone else would just be thinking about how much greater it's going to get. And I'm constantly waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Nick:
You know, lightning does strike once in a while, Beth. Trust me, I know.

– When in Rome  Movie Quote

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Joan:
His name's Umberto. Umberto! How sexy is that? We met on a flight to Italy two weeks ago, and now we're getting married. In Rome!

Beth:
Wow. That... Joan. Wow.

Joan:
He's the one, Beth. I know it, I can't wait until you meet him.

Beth:
And when I do, I will have known him for... almost as long as you have.

Joan:
You know what? You're not exactly a role model when it comes to relationships.

Beth:
Okay, maybe not. But that is because I have a relationship with my job. I love my job. And when I find a guy that I like more than my job, that's how I'll know he's the one.

Joan:
Okay, so basically what you need is a male version of yourself.

Beth:
Well, he doesn't have to be blonde.

[Joan giggles]

– When in Rome  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Beth:
[to Antonio, who's rambling incoherently] I don't know what you're saying. [Beth turns to the Cab driver] What's he saying?

Cab Driver:
I don't know. I don't speak idiot.

– When in Rome  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[last lines]

Nick:
I have a question... why do you keep giving me back my poker chips?

Beth:
Because you deserve to have it back. You threw them into the fountain and wished for love, and I don't want to keep it anymore!

Nick:
[looking confused] No I didn't.

Beth:
You didn't?

Nick:
No!

Beth:
Then who did?

Nick:
I have no idea.

Beth:
Then this... is all real?

[Nick starts to answer and then stops himself. He climbs into the fountain with Beth and drops the poker chip in the water]

Nick:
This real enough for you?

Priest:
[falling to his knees at the edge of the plaza] Ay, Dios Mio! Free from temptation! Graci!

Beth:
[watching in amazement as the Priest dashes off] Didn't you say, at Umberto's bachelor party...

Nick:
...the padre cleaned me out at the poker table. Yeah.

– When in Rome  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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